We don't know what alien genitals look like so what if crop circles are just an alien drawing penises on other planets?

The worst music of all music is that uobeat pop rock jazz fusion they okay during the commercials before a movie in the theater starts.

Good boy is about to start :)

Has anyone else found themself not using Bluesky much as of late?

When people say "it's raining" what it? I have never known such fear.

Just Satan playing a Vielle, nothing to see here

The hardest part of being an aeronautical engineer would be accounting for the three books each passenger packs that they never read.

Petrarch described his muse's foot in a 14th century poem securing his legacy as the first Tarantino.

I wish there was a way to eat peanuts without dropping any. Sadly it's not possible.

The most important thing in life: when in a used book store behave as though you found something the other people wanted but they don't know what it was.

I hate it when you see a doll house for sale and it doesn't even look haunted.

Stephen Fry will always be the Headmaster of Gormeghast to me.

I challenge anyone to find a single piece of background music from the 70's Spiderman cartoon that is not clearly written with a cat in mind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f32z...

Look, I am a reasonable man. In this day and age patience is necessary. BUT, if you tell me you prefer to build over an aquifer in Dwarf Fortress.....*stairs at screen in seething rage, no longer capable of speech*

If I could have any power at all, to use for evil, it would be the power to get any song I want stuck in someone else's head. Mostly you can expect Tubthumping by Chumbawamba....did it work?

I require snacks to go back to bed, it is important to have supplies for the trials ahead

Despite having the same moral messages, I just don't feel the liturgical dramas of the medieval and Renaissance have the same "pazaz" as episodes of He-man or GI Joe

"edit: never mind, i figured it out"

If elected, I promise appoint the Midnight Society as my cabinet ministers and tell ghost stories instead of press conferences.

Just sharing a thing I did a while ago, I like to try and emulate classic film score sounds to practice my orchestration skills. Far from perfect, but thought I would share www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNge...

I know that at least one of you out there is restless, unsettled, bored and anxious. Sending you some peace of mind vibes whoever you are.

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom - manual description for the Ghini "Eternally lonely, this one-eyed ghost has an unfortunate tendency to lick potential friends" I hear you cartoon ghost

Stanley Kubrick died exactly 666 days before January 1st 2001, the date of 2001 a space odyssey. Coincidence? Yes. Yes it is.

Nessum Dorma means " None shall sleep" and I like to think of that wistfully when I use the blender at three am

I am watching Lord of the Rings, and Aragorn, and his father Arathorn both sound like models of air purifier.

You will never get to enjoy humiliating and soul crushing failure, if you don't set yourself up by trying first.

If you have not checked out the Ugly Stepsister I highly recommend it Trigger warning: It's a very intense take on the patriarchy and mutilating yourself for male beauty standards www.youtube.com/watch?v=52C0...

I’m out Paramount+ F*ck you.

I wish Trump would have sex with my debt so that would get erased too.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of Google image search to correlate all its contents. - HP Lovecraft kinda

My key to social success: when you first meet someone make up a factoid about their name "Dan you say? Historically people named Dan were a serious danger for shipwrecked sailors."

Sherlock Holmes and the case of who ate all my McNuggets when I was alone the entire time.

The Irony of 28 years later is they love Spotted Dick in England.

Big nope to heat and all the ways it makes me 💩

Why do restless and lonely moods only ever hit when it's too late at night to do anything about it?

I love my sheet music collection. I was exploring it today and found a little love note from 115 years ago.

I was leafing through my sheet music collection and found this great folio printed 1889 published 1888. It amazing the paper quality from back then

Every picture I see of the band Korn, they look like they are about to tell me their strong opinions on Marvel movies.

Trying to do laundry and I have to deal with this?

I don't think the subtitle person got this one right

Someone recently tried to steal my wallet, I just appreciated the attention.

and it’s serious 💙

Posts on Truth Social should officially be called "twats" or "twatting"

For all the people who live check to check

Alright Bluesky, I am going to be up late tonight and I am relying on you to make it weird.