Are #TheArchers SWs going to do anything with this Leonie coercive control storyline, or was it just a bit of gratuitous teasing? Surely Helen would have been all over it...

Who takes their own coffee machine to stay in a luxury castle? #TheArchers

League 1 Minus 10: Musings on a New #saintsfc Manager to be Appointed by Bad Gamblers. RPs appreciated. Featuring Dragan, Rasmus, Johannes, Phil, Nathan, Ruben, Russell, Ivan, Simon, Will, Tonda.... and Delboy and Johnny Rotten.

The many voices of Amber. Gone is the ditzy insta influencer Amber; now we have deep and intense Amber. it's hard to take it all in #TheArchers

A whirlwind in cheesecloth.... Priceless #TheArchers

Everything to do with George is soooo disappointing for Amber. The whole fantasy has evaporated and what's left? The sheer excitement of dating a villain for clicks and likes is reduced to a village hall with "drapy things" #TheArchers

Poor old Jakob, shopping with "buttocks clenched". Love Kate #TheArchers

League 1 Minus 10: QPR 1 Southampton 2. RPs appreciated. Sketchy win for #saintsfc but who cares. Featuring Tonda in town, Romeu returns, Bazball-less and the best Leo ever

Still sacked? #SaintsFC

Oh dear #SaintsFC what now? Better players than Preston but no cohesion on the pitch at all. Atmosphere at SMS getting ugly but with a 4/51 league win ratio, who can blame the fans?

So... summary of tonight's episode: Joy, returning after weeks of silence, announces that we won't be hearing from Linda until after Christmas. Expectation management by #TheArchers SWs.

This was very good tonight and well worth watching; raw emotion throughout, quite rightly after yesterday #SaintsFC www.youtube.com/live/fujMFu1...

#Bluetones Southampton 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤳👏

So...how long before it all goes wrong? #TheArchers

League 1 Minus 10 - Pride Park Preamble for subscribers only. #saintsfc Subscribe: https://league1minus10.wordpress.com/subscription/ Support: https://league1minus10.wordpress.com/donation-page/

Something's gone badly wrong with tonight's episode of #TheArchers Pip is being measured, thoughtful, relaxed, caring, encouraging and supportive. It's baffling....

Stella.... it's a trap! Don't fall for it! "Apart from the occasional family board meeting" That was the clue... #TheArchers

League 1 Minus 10. Hull 3 Southampton 1. RPs appreciated. Abysmal #saintsfc well beaten. Featuring the Ruben effect, Falling Downs, not winning headers (apart from Wee Man), no attack, no defence, no keeper, Baz relapse and Still Struggling

Could someone explain why Soosan has chosen to lie to Emmur rather than telling her exactly what Amber said? I don't get it. It doesn't serve anyone's interest and her excuse for not coming to the party is so transparently false.... #TheArchers

Give it a rest Alice, for crying out loud. #TheArchers

This new "Energy" thing with #DuoLingo is an abomination designed to force free users to subscribe. I hate it and after over 5 years of daily use, I'm quitting. Thanks for nothing @duolingoespanol.bsky.social

I'm more worried about what Rosie might do to Stella's puppy than the other way round. Maybe Rosie needs to be trained in "a variety of settings" #TheArchers

I was wondering if Lawrence in #TheArchers was becoming more caricature than character, almost a pantomime villain... But then I remembered my last visit to a golf club...

I've watched it back about 20 times, and at the risk of reopening old wounds, Baz was really flat footed for that free kick. I reckon Macca might have got a hand to it #SaintsFC

#SaintsFC not good enough

I don't think I would ever hear myself say this, but I'm definitely #TeamEmma on this one. Visceral emotion and no holding back #TheArchers

Martin Gibson's education by Zainab and Chelsea is a joy to behold. He's making excellent progress - maybe Marlene might take another look... #TheArchers

Do we have a new love triangle in the making? Alice, Chris & Fallon. Or is this just more Ambridge home-swapping, which seems to be endemic? #TheArchers

Meanwhile Brian continues his metamorphosis into Logan Roy... #TheArchers #Succession

Last season, I hated VAR with every fibre of my being. Today at #SaintsFC I'm feeling a little nostalgia. The referee is appaling

I thought that we might have left biased referees and biased Sky commentary behind when #SaintsFC got relegated. Appears not.

Come on Stella. Do your job and fire up the combines. Get the harvest done without permission. Let Brian and Justin have fisticuffs in The Bull, it doesn't matter who wins, they're both tiresome old fools. And when you're done with that, tell Pip to take a hike. You know it makes sense #TheArchers

Rosie runs that household, Pip constantly explains away this behaviour, and Stella is now being told that she is "Mum", because Rosie says so. Classic slow burn #TheArchers storyline. At some point Rosie will have a speaking part and we can already see what she's going to be like #yuk

#BBCNews as usual desperately pouring negativity onto the migrants deal with France, as part of their ongoing promotion of Reform

Hang on... Is #TheArchers going full on Baby Reindeer with this Amber George storyline?

Two Amber theories in #TheArchers: 1. She is using bad-boy George to increase her influencer profile and will dump him as soon as the novelty wears off. 2. Amber and George are colluding in a plan to run a weekly livestream 'life with the Grundys', so that George can exact revenge on his family

"Win at bridge or you're dumped." With an offer like that, if I were Brian, I'd bid 7 No Trumps on everything #TheArchers

Natasha is the perfect wingwoman and will do a much better job than Hellen's previous wingwoman (Kirsty) #TheArchers

I'm going to say it, because it's been brewing for a while.... I'm sick of the character rationing in #TheArchers. Atm we are being fed a diet of Joy, Rochelle, Freddie and Elizabeth . Where are Fallon, Ruth, Pip, Stella, Kate, Jacob, Chris et al. The monthly actor pool is so small #rationing

Laura Kuenssberg now actively supporting Reform on BBC election night. It's so staggeringly obvious, why is there no action on this?

"I'm looking forward to spending quality time with Helen" isn't a line I've heard from many characters in #TheArchers too often.

Joy can solve everybody else's problems, but not her own. A tragic figure #TheArchers

Does anyone know what kompromat Saskia has over Rochelle? She's putting her under a lot of pressure and Rochelle isn't coming across as a committed activist. #TheArchers

I am staggered that BBC News decided to lead the 6 o'clock bulletin with a story about an off the cuff comment by JD Vance about a "good chance" of a US/UK trade deal. What were they thinking? I'm sure the late Queen will rest in peace knowing that Donald Trump "loved" her. FFS! #dobetter

#Saintsfc were never going to win today, but the referee? He might as well have been wearing a Villa shirt. Both penalties were a fxxxing joke. VAR nowhere to be seen. Absolute disgrace

#TheArchers Vince... Rochelle...Cringe

A meandering midweek "filler" episode of #TheArchers on the subject of sandwich fillers

OMG I have never heard such biased punditry on #MOTD in my life. Absolute joke. Liverpool don't need your help to win the title, but the absence of any criticism is a joke #SaintsFC