Bucket list item: I want to conduct a research project about art in vet offices. Most of the paintings are so trippy and weird. What is this rainbow swirly cat painting trying to tell me? Why are the dalmatian spots flying off that dog into a blank void? These are the questions I need answered.

Fun date idea. Take them to Tractor Supply and burst into tears while begging them to let you bring all the baby ducks home. Finish off the night with pouting the whole way home.

So it turns out I have vestibular migraines. That's why even after the pain stops, I'm fully disoriented for two days after during the postdrome phase 😮‍💨.

Day three of a migraine that won't quit. Im nauseous in my elbows. I don't know, man. I just want to draw. The meds make it so much better, but damn if the aura isn't making me crazy.

🔴LIVE - the rumors are true!! I am live on Saturday!! I got a LOT of stuff in my po box so I will open that, do some just chatting, and then I'm in the sonic racing tournament!!!! we're going BIG today!!!! 📦🗣️🎉🏎️ twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

Having a connective tissue disorder is fun because sometimes I laugh too hard, and my rib comes out of place 🙃🤙

when doing your daily or weekly calls to Visa/mastercard/ppal never fail to bring up X has full access to all 3 to make CSAM ai and yet furries/gamedevs/adult artists from all corners get debanked for drawing * checks notes* consenting adult content.

Just another day covered in the piss #flins

Why are they putting protein in the pop tarts!?!?!

him 💕 #Dottore #genshin

My doctor can't possibly be this cute!! More popsicle pins have been added to the shop~ 🧪✨️ ⭐️LINK: punchdraws.myshopify.com/products/fat... #ildottore #dottore #GenshinImpact    #fatui #Pantalone #capitano

More apologist designs are imminent!! Feels good to be back at it after my long break 😎 #jjk #genshinimpact #transformers #dottore #naoya #choso #soundwave

My local theater has Iron Lung and I want to see it, but im so chicken shit 🤣

Moon goddess secure, i repeat moon goddess is secure.

The first set of the shitty Fatui popsicle pins are up now! 🌠 #genshin #Dottore #fatui :Shop:: www.etsy.com/listing/4447...

I'm in love with cookie Jesus

The first set of the shitty Fatui popsicle pins are up now! 🌠 #genshin #Dottore #fatui :Shop:: www.etsy.com/listing/4447...

Sooo we're all Dottore pilled now right #dottore #genshinimpact

The new tiktok updates are abysmal, but now im getting push notif. of every little bean souper commenting while on my FYP. Let me scroll in peace!!

That horrible jump scare moment when you have to ask yourself, "Is this band Mormon"

🥳Swerve coasters are back in stock! Had a little issue with the algorithm not liking some words, but I promise you it says guns on there. #maccadam #Transformers #MTMTE ✨️Shop✨️ www.etsy.com/listing/4447...

🥳Swerve coasters are back in stock! Had a little issue with the algorithm not liking some words, but I promise you it says guns on there. #maccadam #Transformers #MTMTE ✨️Shop✨️ www.etsy.com/listing/4447...

Just when I think our next neighbors can't be worse, these ones have me considering calling protective services on the daily 🙃

I'm about to get really good at drawing dogs

Shhhh He's marinading 😌

Is there a law against sending your local representatives frozen thawed fuzzies?

When did Fritos get bad?;

History is so educational

Doh!

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

For those who desperately want to do something to help, this link is a good place to start. www.standwithminnesota.com

You know it's over when they start dropping the little guys. Oh Lordy, molt is imminent

Sitting down on the toilet like "Alright chat, lock in."

The best part of a snowstorm is making snow enrichment for the pets!

I can't believe how big Fizzy has gotten! He was such a tiny spaghetti yesterday <3

I'm so grateful to have a migraine rescue medication that works, but lordy, I wish the pre migraine projectile vomiting would stop 😅

It's time to take drastic measures

If you are a fellow artist who has a shop on tiktok, please check your listings. I went on break for a bit for health reasons only to come back to my listings havings Ai gen graphics added to the description 😡

As someone outside the LADS fandom, this is genuinely so funny.

Forgot to post oops Anyway, it's been a wild awesome time, I wasn't aware of your game, Chicago!! Tabling with @punch-chinsky.bsky.social and @skeletondeer.bsky.social 💕💕 #tfcon2025 #transformers #artistalley #maccadams

Swindle and Wu went to the vet today and cost me an arm and a leg to find out Wu has allergies 😅

Every other volunteer trainer is like in their 50s, so when I walk up, I feel like I've got a lot to prove with my dyed hair and being gay and all. I mention Pearl is so good with bird because we have a pigeon and they all look at me like 'of fucking course you do' 🤣😅

Today was an outing at a family fun farm! Pearly did so well! So much energy but really well behaved 🥰 She makes me look like a half decent trainer 😂

brb insurance told me to get fucked so now im go crash out

That's probably the funniest thing that could have been written on the bullets.

Something about me is that I hate eating at restaurants.

IM SORRY. Apparently, it's fine if every big content creator says, "Check out my substack." It's fine, but if I EVEN MENTION having a website it's a full violation. Hey Tiktok, what's with that!?

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Banks: We will not let you have smut about furries or fairies or whatever you sick sick sick sickos Also banks: Oh hello Mr. International Pedophile how can we move your money today?

"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk Thoughts and prayers dumbass