Forgot to post oops Anyway, it's been a wild awesome time, I wasn't aware of your game, Chicago!! Tabling with @punch-chinsky.bsky.social and @skeletondeer.bsky.social 💕💕 #tfcon2025 #transformers #artistalley #maccadams

Swindle and Wu went to the vet today and cost me an arm and a leg to find out Wu has allergies 😅

Every other volunteer trainer is like in their 50s, so when I walk up, I feel like I've got a lot to prove with my dyed hair and being gay and all. I mention Pearl is so good with bird because we have a pigeon and they all look at me like 'of fucking course you do' 🤣😅

Today was an outing at a family fun farm! Pearly did so well! So much energy but really well behaved 🥰 She makes me look like a half decent trainer 😂

brb insurance told me to get fucked so now im go crash out

That's probably the funniest thing that could have been written on the bullets.

Something about me is that I hate eating at restaurants.

IM SORRY. Apparently, it's fine if every big content creator says, "Check out my substack." It's fine, but if I EVEN MENTION having a website it's a full violation. Hey Tiktok, what's with that!?

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Banks: We will not let you have smut about furries or fairies or whatever you sick sick sick sickos Also banks: Oh hello Mr. International Pedophile how can we move your money today?

"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk Thoughts and prayers dumbass

I love days when we get good news 😊

The NRA sticking up for trans folks was not on my 2025 bingo card

I have a very scientific methodology of selecting powerball numbers where I spin around in a circle and then punch the machine a bunch until the slots are filled.

BIGGY YAWN

Jfc, I just spent 3 hours packing orders! You guys almost sold me out of Boothill entirely, lol! I have like 6 left? #Boothill #starrail #hsr 9e02b1-bb.myshopify.com/products/hon...

Finally, I saw a new doctor today, and it went so much better than I could have hopped for! Starting a new medication for PMDD and migraine this week and I'm finally starting to really feel hopeful again!

Artsnacks is shutting down!?

Starting my day off delusional and emailing some dream collab brands 🤞😬🤞

Do you guys think they partied super hard when Stalin died? Because I think we can do better.

A baby 💕

I just bagged some cool ass NDA shit waaaaaa

I've been getting a lot more hate comments recently. Really makes me feel like I'm going places.

CRK is at its best when it pulls over the top shit like this. Like yes bitch give me a cookie cult story.

I was feeling like shit this morning, but i woke up to my gf making Gumbo 🥰 Everything's gonna be okay 💕

This foster puppy has been sick the entire time I've had her 😮‍💨 She's been on more medication than months she's been alive.

They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning

If you mention generative AI in any positive light, im blocking your ass and making sweet and gentle love to your mom.

Even with an intact CDC and FDA, only like 1% of foodbourne outbreaks were ever identified. 1 out of 6 Americans get a foodbourne illness each year, with no identifiable cause. Now? All but the very largest, most severe outbreaks will be just like that.

Puppy just chewed right through my ethernet cable 🙃

Add any 4 characters to your cart to get the "build your team bundle!" #genshin #genshinimpact #fontaine #sigewinne 💕💕💕 9e02b1-bb.myshopify.com/products/gen...

FINALLY upgraded to a real gotcha pon for cons!

Never thought one of the greatest joys in my life would be ferrying around a bunch of rats in backpack.

No one is ready for when I finally overcome these damn migraines. I'm gonna be unleashed.

I have a little Png tuber now! #pngtuber

Has Bryer ever done a fully dick out horse? I know those freaks want to.

They told me to chase my joy, so i'm gonna start asking obviously herto cuples if they're siblings more often.

Commas are a waste of time

Im not afraid of the eventual robot AI take over of humanity as I know they will sense my pure heart and enjoy classical slap stick routines.

You know you want one -->> 9e02b1-bb.myshopify.com/products/gen... #genshin #Dottore #genshinimpact #fatui #webttore

Sending her to prison soon on god

Tiktok gave me a community guide line violation on a video about the tamagotchi pix of all things.

All new Honkai starrail mermaids added to my shop! ☆https://9e02b1-bb.myshopify.com/products/honkai-star-rail-mermaid-keychains #hsr #starrail #boothill #danheng #phainon

Sometimes, coffee tastes like pretzels.

Alternative universe where everything is the same but Ironmouse is Iron Moose and has stomped multiple people to death but we're all just kinda cool with it because she's so funny.

Varka 😶 #genshin

Aw Fork

I can feel the post con sickness already setting in

Hello Sharks, Do you ever find yourself in need of a flavor but find the thought of eating taint-clenching? Well, do I have the product for you! I present to you Zyns but full of bouillon powder! I call it suck a soup! Today I offer you a 20% stake in my company and ask for 4.25 for the bus home.