White House spokesman Steven Cheung on trump, after trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize: "He has the heart of a humanitarian..." My wife added: " ... on his dinner plate."

Thank you, Jacqueline! You get it!

SARAH COOPER is back like gangbusters.

So Iowa Repub Senator Joni Ernst has decided not to run for re-election. Apparently her campaign slogan, "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!" did not catch on as she had hoped. Here she is yelling her slogan at a rally crowd.

Hey look I have a story in the new issue of The American Scholar @theamscho.bsky.social This little story means a great deal to me & I'm amazed to see it published here. You should subscribe. But if it sneaks out from behind the paywall you bet I'll be sharing again.

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, friend.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Makes me think, makes me feel, makes me grateful. @prisonjournalism.bsky.social

Thank you!

𝐈 𝐈𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐱𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐔𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬, my comic novel, is loose in the world. #booksky #litfic "Brilliantly creative and utterly hilarious, Richard Martin’s I Inherited a Mixed Animal from Uncle Living in Woods is a masterpiece." --Steven Mayfield, author of Penny Mansions

KIRKUS VERDICT: GET IT. #BookSky www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

Talking animals. #BookSky

trump is "pissed off" at Putin. Uh-huh. And Howdy Doody is "pissed off" at Buffalo Bob.

Tesla announced a recall of 46,000 Cybertrucks in the US on Thursday to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving. Go to teslatakedown.com for event near you on Saturday, March 29th.

#booksky Out June 10.

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝟐𝟖.... (Graphic from @ProgressKansasCity in Instagram via Chop Wood Carry Water.

From THE BRUTALIST, feel the relevance & the rage of these anti-fascist lines from Orazio, the venerable master of the marble quarry in Carrara, Italy: "I will never leave this place. I have left only once in 20 years to go to Giulino, Azzano, to beat the corpse of Mussolini with my own hands."