Britain’s young came with memes, megaphones and receipts—Trump didn’t stand a chance. ‘Your fake news can’t out-trend us, mate.’ #MindTheGapInFacts

Welcome to Windsor, Mr. Trump—where reality isn’t fake and facts don’t need hush money. Enjoy the royal reality check. #MindTheTrump

UK greeting committee tomorrow: holding signs, waving flags, and silently judging every hair & fake tan decision. #MindTheTrump

Britain rolls out the red carpet… and a double layer of irony. Welcome to UK Trump! #MindTheTrump

Almost there! Just 1 signature away from demanding the Epstein files be made public! 📞 Pick up the phone, call your representative today! #EpsteinFiles #TransparencyMatters

From calling gun deaths an acceptable cost to becoming one himself.... America writes its own punchlines. A reminder that words and policies carry weight... MAGA will mourn him; the rest of the nation may feel differently... #GunControlNow

#Trump’s cult isn’t outraged that a girl was priced at $22K like livestock, they’re outraged people noticed. #Epstein, trafficking, signatures, receipts it all vanishes under the magic words: ‘FAKE NEWS.’ They’ll excuse trafficking, fraud & treason as long as Orange Jesus whispers HOAX! 🤦‍♀️

True democracy isn’t just elections every 4 years. It’s ongoing accountability. If leaders fail, citizens deserve mechanisms to replace them. Other democracies allow votes of no confidence. Why shouldn’t we? #TimeForChange #DemocracyUpgrade #ReformNow #FixTheSystem #ToDoListForDemocrats

Appreciate #Newsom for tweeting the truth about the White House while everyone else whispers. You make following the news worth it! Bold, funny, and necessary. 👀 #ThanksNewson #Fearless#NewsWithBite

Save our farms!” — MAGA voters plead. Sorry, you got what you ordered: Trump’s trade war special. No refunds. #ElectionsHaveConsequences #FarmersForTrump #EagleDown…

Trump & MAGA will do anything to keep Epstein’s secrets buried. Survivors are fighting back, compiling their own list. Of course Trump wants the files sealed… predators protect predators…. #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheNames #DOIT

Standing ovation! I could practically hear the sniffing, the rambling detours, and the ALL CAPS fury through my screen. You’ve distilled #Trump’s greatest hits: rage at “enemies,” love letters to himself & a word salad so wilted it belongs in Mar-a-Lago’s dumpster. A true public service.

Foreign leaders see #Trump as a foreign asset. If you don’t, congratulations—you’re useful to someone else’s agenda. #ForeignAsset #WakeUp

You can keep your late-night monologues— #Newsom’s parody-Trump emails are where the real comedy’s at. The writer is roasting #Trump so hard, you can smell the well-done caps lock. Whoever’s writing these deserves hazard pay and a Netflix special. #Newsom #Parody #PoliticalTheater

So Trump’s tariffs are “illegal”… but still standing. Kinda like his whole career. Maybe time America upgrades the system instead of patching it? #ReformNow #AmericanDemocracy #Accountability

Trump: lost to Biden, losing to #Newsom, soon losing any shred of relevance outside Mar-a-Lago gift shops yet still somehow thinks a red hat is a crown. MAGA calls it “victory,” but every tweet Gavin posts is a funeral bell for their orange messiah. #MeltedMAGA #CryHarder #DiaperDon

Bravo, Lisa Kudrow! Nailed the satire in Death to 2020 with wit sharper than ever. Proof that great acting never expires—only gets more relevant! 🌟 #StillGotIt #DeathTo2020

#Gavin #Newsom is making history — and MAGA won’t like the ending. Watch this space, Trump. The punchlines are getting sharper, and so is the truth…. THIS IS SERIOUS TRUMP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. #NewsomKnows #ByeMAGA #WatchThisSpace

Humor disarms. Satire sticks. Gavin Newsom’s comical mockery of Trump on Twitter shows how to expose absurdity and win the narrative. Democrats — take notes and take shots. #NewsomStyle #TruthWithPunchlines

CONGRATULATIONS TO #GOVERNOR #GAVIN ‘THE HASHTAG HURRICANE’ NEWSOM – A TRUE SOCIAL MEDIA GENIUS!!! DEADLINE MISSED. TWITTER WINS. GAVIN FLEXES. MAGA SHRUGS. HISTORY TEXTS IN ALL CAPS.” IT WAS DONE, AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! HISTORIC!!!” #ByeByeMAGA #GavinGetsItDone

Hey Americans … is the national bird still the eagle or has it been replaced by the ostrich with its head in the sand👀 just checking in… #EagleDown #DemocracyDetour

Trump always says, “In two weeks…” because he knows the average #MAGA attention span resets faster than a goldfish with Wi-Fi issues. #TwoWeeksLater #MAGAForgetMath #GoldfishNation #2Weeks4Ever

Hey #Trump — 5 million Americans showed up to say “No Kings” while you couldn’t even fill a parade route with your cosplay army. Your time’s up ! The people are wide awake and not marching for you! #NoKings #MAGAexit #WeThePeople #BlueWave2025

How many rights will #Trump rip away before Americans admit this isn’t politics—it’s authoritarian rot? What’s the last straw—or do you even have one left? Are You waiting for the camps to be built or the doors to lock behind you? 👀 #NeverAgainIsNow #MAGAplypse #MAGAmeansObedience #LastStrawWhen

Only 2 trade deals since #Tariffpalooza2025. The world must be racing to do business with the guy who thinks diplomacy is yelling on Truth Social. Turns out threats, dictatorship, tariffs, and chaos don’t make you popular. Who knew? #AmericaAlone #IdiotInPower #OnlyTwo #StableGenius

Huge thanks to everyone who hit the streets in Westlake, Paramount, Boyle Heights, Downtown LA, Compton & City Hall, and other location’s to stand up against Trump’s cruel deportation raids. Your courage matters. Never stop resisting autocrats. #STOPICE #DefendImmigrants #LAProtests #KeepFighting

A journalist was hit by a police projectile while covering protests. #Trump and #MAGA call this ‘freedom.’ Just be clear: they mean freedom from accountability, from truth, from democracy. This is Trump’s America: dumb, dangerous, and proudly anti-democracy. #TreasonTrump #Authoritarianism

#ICE raids like secret police. #Military in our streets. People vanishing without rights. Tell me,MAGA what part of this reminds you of freedom? You voted for #fascism. Don’t pretend to be shocked now. You made this. Are we Great yet?? #AmericanNightmare #MAGAterror #NotMyAmerica

Trump’s 2025 is authoritarianism in motion: ❌ Fired IGs ❌ Froze $3T ❌ Killed birthright ❌ Banned trans troops ❌ Abused emergency powers ❌ Silenced NPR ❌ Militarized ICE ❌ Undermined Congress This is not politics. It’s a coup in slow motion. #ActNow #RemoveTrump #DefendDemocracyNow!

Trump deployed unmarked National Guard units against 🇺🇸 protesting ICE—tactics seen in authoritarian regimes. 🇨🇳 China:Hong Kong protests crushed by state forces 🇷🇺 Russia:Riot police silencing dissent MAGA voters enabled this. Welcome to authoritarian 🇺🇸 by Trump,MAGA guilty. #DemocracyUnderThreat

Hope you’re enjoying the chaos, #MAGA voters — this is the ‘greatness’ you ordered. Raids at hardware stores now? Is this your vision of America?? #TrumpAmerica #ThisIsFreedom #MAGAlegacy #ImmigrationRaid #HomeDepotStandoff

#Trump says the U.S. buys too much from other countries. Yeah BrainDamagedDonny — ’cause USA is rich. USA buys more than anyone on Earth. You think Bangladesh is gonna buy more from USA than USA from Bangladesh? L U N A T I C! #CriticalThinkingNotFound #TrumpFlunkedMath

The pill-popping prophet vs. the fast food messiah. Tech cults and red hats circling the drain. We’re not watching a fight—we’re watching the empire rot. #MuskVsTrump #AddictsOfPower #DoomSpiral

Because of tariffs, our economy is BOOMING!” — says the guy overseeing layoffs at Morgan Stanley, Walmart, Pfizer, and over 150 other companies. Must be a new definition of ‘booming’. 🙄 #Layoffs2025 #TrumpEconomics

Shame on Congress? Sure. But shame on you too, Elon. Your empire runs on taxpayer billions. You’re not a bystander — you’re a top beneficiary. #PorkMusk #GovernmentGlutton #YouBenefitedBro

BREAKING: Earth renamed #TRUMP. No oxygen unless you praise Dear Leader. No facts unless they flatter him. Red hats & endless whining about fake persecution. Orange skies forever. #MAGAmentality #CultPlanet #Trumpocalypse #TangerineFeverDream #MoronsAgainstGovernmentAccountability

Trump’s tariff logic: It’s like… China pays unless you pay, and if you pay, that’s still winning. Just shut up I’m SMART. No wonder he’s at war with Harvard — the man’s allergic to coherent thought. Trump 2025: Make Ignorance Great Again. #WhereLigivGoesToDie #BrainVsTrump #MAGAIsAntiSmart

So #Bondi wants to prosecute jokes now? Pam Bondi out here threatening jokes like she’s Attorney General of MAGAstan. Y’all prosecuting punchlines now? Sit down, Florida’s finest “Personal Injury to Democracy” Bondi. 🤡🔥 #ClownPrinceTrump #AuthoriTrash #RedHatRegime #Autocrazy2025

#MAGA voters really believed a billionaire tax dodger would fight for servers and overtime workers. Instead, they got smoke, shame & more taxes — but sure, blame the barista with pronouns in their bio. Keep worshiping the golden toilet while they flush your future down it. #GriftAndGrind

#Trump is visiting 3Gulf nations currently feeding his bank account. But don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just coincidence. 🙃 Nothing says “🇺🇸First” like cashing checks in 🇶🇦, picking up jets in 🇸🇦& cutting ribbon on Trump Towers in 🇦🇪. Just good presidential business! #TrumpCorruptionTour

Laura Loomer wants a Pope who backs Trump, bans immigrants, and tweets in all caps. What she needs is a therapist, not a rosary. Seek help, Laura. From literally anyone. #LoomerInShambles #PapacyVsParanoia #BlessThisMess #LoomerVsReality

#JohnPaulII didn’t fire a shot—but his words shook a regime. His 1979 visit gave Poles hope, unity & faith in their power to resist communism. Now, as #Trump pushes #authoritarianism, a new voice must rise to unite Americans. The fight is moral—& it starts now. #AmericanSolidarity #PopeLeoXIV

This is your hero? The guy pretending to be holy while selling Bibles and mocking your faith? Twice impeached sex pest grifter, this bloated Antichrist cosplay is your spiritual leader? #MAGAmentallyUnfit #BlessYourBrainwashedHearts #MAGAidiots

Some of us stood up to tyrants. We showed up. We spoke out. Democracy lives through us. Tyrants tremble when people rise. Next time, stand with us. #Resist #ProtectDemocracy #StandUpSpeakOut #PowerOfThePeople #HoldTheLine #FightTheFade #NoToAutocracy

If you care about democracy, stop funding oligarchs. Don’t just avoid #Tesla. Ditch #Amazon. Cancel #Meta. Think twice before streaming on platforms. Every click counts. Every dollar is a vote. Their power only works if we keep paying for it. #BoycottAllOligarchs #PowerToThePeople

They say art imitates life. In the UK, life imitated #Tesla—fell apart in public, while #Musk tweeted nonsense. #FallingApartLikeMusk

Ok who made it?? It’s brilliant😂

Meanwhile in China.. 👀 China didn’t rig the system. Your elites did—and they cashed in. China didn’t ship your job overseas. Your CEO did. And he got a bonus for it. While you got stagnant wages & obesity in return. #CorporateGreed #Tariffs #BlameGame #SystemicGreed

Orange Neanderthal slaps tariffs like it’s 1950—forgetting American industry packed up in the 90s. Congrats on discovering global trade, Oompa Loompa Mussolini. Capitalism gutted US industry decades ago, genius. #OrangeSmashEconomy #TrumpEcon101 #OrangeEconomist #IdiotInPower

China’s online war machine is in overdrive—daily videos, aggressive messaging, a coordinated hit on Western brands. Trump’s response? Radio silence + tariffs + a bankrupt design industry. (time will tell) No vision, no plan, just vibes and vendettas. #IdiotInPower #TradeWarMeltdown