Peace has a price tag. Permanent influence costs $1 billion. No money, no seat. No voice, no peace. The structure says everything: • 1 man runs it for life • No elections • Members can be expelled at any time • Wealth buys permanence • Loyalty buys survival #PeaceButMakeItAuthoritarian

Only Trump could lose a Nobel Peace Prize he was never getting & respond by trying to barter for Greenland like it's a clearance item at a yard sale. At this point, the world isn't watching in shock anymore; it's watching in disbelief that Americans still tolerate the circus. #YouCantMakeThisUp

Greenland isn’t joining a greedy empire that can’t protect its own people but thinks it deserves Greenland…. Sit down Trump.. #NotForSale

You don’t have the cards, Trump. The EU answers with the trade bazooka. Tariffs. Procurement bans. Market access gone. Your billionaire buddies take the hit first. Amazon locked out. Microsoft barred. Goldman sidelined. EU built a trade bazooka for bullies like this. Walk away. #TradeBazooka

If Americans are wondering why things feel broken — this is your answer. When ‘America First’ somehow means Putin first. #MAGAthinking

Trump wants to buy Greenland? Cool. Then the UK should urgently buy back the United States before he pawns it to Russian oligarchs or Saudi royals like one of his failed casinos. History lesson + asset recovery. #TrumpSale #NorthAtlanticSecurity

This looks less like a party and more like a villain origin scene: dog masks eerie music Trump-era elites dancing while Americans drown in medical debt and endless war. The disconnect is grotesque. #CreepyPolitics #MarALago

ILLEGAL. IMPROPER. UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Even Republicans used to care about that. Congress controls the purse — not one orange man with a grudge and a pen. If this were a Democrat, you’d be screaming impeachment by lunch. #ChecksAndBalances #ConstitutionMatters #NoAuthoritarians

If you need soldiers to silence dissent, you’ve already lost the country. If your power needs soldiers, it isn’t legitimate power. #EndTheThreats #DefendDemocracy

Jets train for defense. Europe stands united. Trump tweets. Guess who’s taken seriously. Step away, Tangerine Autocrat. 👀 #Greenland #NATO #Arctic #Trump

Greenland belongs to the Greenlandic people. Denmark stands with them. Europe stands together. This isn’t a real estate deal. Greenland is European land, defended by Europe. #GreenlandIsNotForSale #EuropeUnited

Why wouldn’t I get Greenland? I want it. Wanting is basically owning. Europe is confused. Sad. I’ll explain with tariffs. Very calming for me.🙄 #SelfSoothingSanctions

Nothing screams leader of a nation quite like mouthing “f*** you” at a voter. Peak maturity from the most powerful office on Earth. 🤦‍♀️ #WorldClassLeader #SoRefined

Carry ID or risk getting stopped by ICE and thrown in a van—welcome to the land of the free (terms and conditions apply). Totally normal democracy stuff.👀 #TrumpsAmerica #GoneTooFar #ICE #PapersPlease

If it walks like the #Gestapo and acts like the Gestapo… This is normal now. #GestapoMethods .. #ICE

Is Trump testing borders — or testing how spineless the world has become? #NotJustTalk

USA here: Venezuelan dictator captured. Can someone PLEASE clap back and return the favor? Thx in advance. #TakeOurDictator

If #Greenland were called “The #Epstein Files,” Trump wouldn’t try to take it by force — he’d build massive walls overnight, send Mexico and Canada the bill for the bricks, and then announce the whole island is fake news created by democrats… Just saying.. 🤷‍♀️ #DoNotThink

Reminder: the Constitution is not a Terms of Service. Ignoring Congress, testing war powers, and daring oversight isn’t “executive freedom” — it’s how impeachment tickets get issued. #RuleOfLaw #ImpeachmentWatch

Trump’s state of mind, MAGA edition… 🤷‍♀️

This wasn't a moral intervention with oil consequences. It was an oil intervention with a moral cover sheet…. And not even a good one.👀 #DidItForOIL #MagaBiggestHeist

It’s genuinely impressive: promise to end endless wars, start a brand-new one, bypass Congress, talk openly about “running” another country, and still frame yourself as the world’s most misunderstood peacemaker… 🤷‍♀️ #AntiWarTrump

Nobody’s saying the White House stole the lobsters… But.. We’re just saying if there were criminals involved, they’d feel very comfortable there. 😂 #JuskKiddingSortOf

Other democracies now use Trump as a case study. Not theory — footage. Students distressed, some with nightmares. That’s how severe the example has become. #Trump is now a global warning label. #DemocracyMatters #GlobalPolitics #WakeUp

A grotesque theater of half-truths: excerpts from Lolita staged as clues, bodies reduced to captions… Open it all. Follow the money. Name the networks. Prosecute without fear or favor. Anything less prolongs impunity. #ReleaseTheEntireEpsteinArchive #NameTheP

A nostalgic reminder: we once believed women's healthcare was settled history. Today, American women are denied care-while the EU passes laws to protect safe, legal abortion. Progress isn't permanent unless we defend it. #HealthcarelsAHumanRight #ReproductiveFreedom

You can censor truth, but you can’t escape it. Corruption corrodes from within, and history never spares those who rule through fear. Your grip is slipping, your era is fading, and the world refuses to look away. Justice moves slow—until it doesn’t. #AccountabilityIsComing

👀 Artisans: crafting devils. Tradition: burning devils. This year’s “devil”? A very recognizable orange one. 🔥 #Guatemala #BurningOfTheDevil

Is Fox reporting inflation honestly because the facts changed, or because Trump forgot to renew his ‘Keep It In Line’ premium propaganda plan? 📉📡 #FoxUnlocked #PremiumExpired

Elon’s response to getting fined: ‘Abolish the EU!!’ The world’s richest man doing his best wounded-kitten impression because a regulator said ‘no.’ Try that in the U.S., where deregulation is a love language — Europe prefers grown-up governance. #EUHasSpine #NoTantrumDiscounts #EUvsOligarchy

Love how Elon thinks EU regulators will melt when he yells ‘sovereignty!’ Sorry man — that trick only works in deregulating USA, where oligarchy is basically a growth industry. Europe reads the fine print. 📄✏️ #DSAIsntOptional #EUNotForSale

I guess we’re all just the audience in this circus — watching the Big Prize Moment, waiting for the next episode in the ludicrous clown show that decides what “peace” even means now. At this point, the only thing missing is a laugh track. 🤦‍♀️🙄 #FakeTrophies #ClownShowUSA

Behold- how the new administration keeps declaring economic emergencies,then fixes them by creating even bigger ones. Tariffs everywhere, prices up, businesses suing just to get their money back -it’s less a policy plan & more a demolition of the economy… Are we great yet? 🙄 #ClownInWH

Trump’s brain has two modes: 1️⃣ All-Knowing Oracle (when bragging) 2️⃣ Confused Grandpa in a Costco (when asked about his administration) Powerful stuff. #IKnowEverythingExceptEverything

It’s the kind of behavior that would get a middle manager pulled into HR, but somehow it flies from the top of government. A breathtaking display of insecurity wrapped in authority. And somehow this represents the nation. Historic levels of second-hand embarrassment achieved. #PressFreedom

Ah yes, the modern political moment: not solutions, not vision, just a president throwing verbal tantrums and abuse on camera. Truly a shining beacon for future! What an era to be alive. 🙄 #MagaFinest

#Leavitt lectures America on immigration like she’s the guardian of moral purity — but funny how her outrage only seems to work one direction. Hypocrisy this loud should come with a volume warning #ConvenientPrinciples #PerformativePolitic

Hey chief, since half of X is apparently broadcasting “🇺🇸First” from Lagos, Bangkok & Bulgarian server closet, maybe try applying those scary EU rules globally? You know, the ones that require basic verification & fewer bots? Or is “foreign troll engagement” just the Q4 strategy?🙄 #XBotFarm

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Who knew the real way to drain the swamp was just to wait patiently for the resignations to stack themselves? Nature heals. #MAGAMorals

When veterans warn troops not to follow illegal orders, that’s called integrity—not treason. The Founders wrote a whole breakup letter about this kinda thing. #ReadTheHistoryBook #NotANorthKoreaReboot

The rich and corrupt won’t hand over power — take it it back! Democrats are fighting to rebuild power from the ground up — for workers, families, and everyday Americans. Don’t let up. Don’t back down. #RiseUp #BlueWave

When turnout rises, extremism falls. #Virginia just reminded the nation what courage at the polls looks like. #Abigail Spanberger - thank you!🧢 #PeoplePower #VoteForProgress #DemocratsRising

Trumpism was a brand. Mamdani’s victory is a rebirth. The Democrats aren’t chasing the past — they’re rewriting the future. And it started right here, where the city that never sleeps finally woke up. New York just flipped the script — and America’s watching. 🧢 #RebirthOfBlue #Mamdani

Funny how Trump has sympathy for every predator but none for the survivors. How about opening the Epstein files instead of your mouth? #ReleaseTheFiles #DrainYourOwnSwamp

Nothing says family values like fishnets, feathers, and flapper girls at your ‘hardcore Christian’ gala. Truly the spirit of the 1920s — and the hypocrisy of the 2020s. 🙄 #MAGA #BurlesqueForOrangeJezuz #FamilyValues

Brits canceled a prince for befriending a predator. Americans re-elected one. Guess ‘draining the swamp’ meant filling it first. #MakeItMakeSense

Imagine being a tenant, demolishing the living room, adding a ballroom, and saying “landlord’s cool with it.” No oversight, donor cash, Kremlin-level gold...no shame.. You’d be evicted in 24 hours—unless you’re Trump and your house is The #WhiteHouse! TenantFromHell 🤦‍♀️ #LeaseLawless

China learned from what broke America: ignorance & conspires sells, facts don’t. So they made influencers get degrees. Meanwhile, the US is still letting MAGA prophets monetize brain rot…. And elect their leader🤷‍♀️ #MAGA #FallingIntoTheAbyss #StopTheStupid #MakeFactsGreatAgain

Trump’s MRI was “perfect.” The machine survived — barely. Meanwhile, he’s cutting #Medicare and Medicaid so the rest of us can’t even get an aspirin. MRI’s traumatized, country’s uninsured.. 🤦‍♀️ #OrangeJesus #MAGA