I guess we’re all just the audience in this circus — watching the Big Prize Moment, waiting for the next episode in the ludicrous clown show that decides what “peace” even means now. At this point, the only thing missing is a laugh track. 🤦‍♀️🙄 #FakeTrophies #ClownShowUSA

Behold- how the new administration keeps declaring economic emergencies,then fixes them by creating even bigger ones. Tariffs everywhere, prices up, businesses suing just to get their money back -it’s less a policy plan & more a demolition of the economy… Are we great yet? 🙄 #ClownInWH

Trump’s brain has two modes: 1️⃣ All-Knowing Oracle (when bragging) 2️⃣ Confused Grandpa in a Costco (when asked about his administration) Powerful stuff. #IKnowEverythingExceptEverything

It’s the kind of behavior that would get a middle manager pulled into HR, but somehow it flies from the top of government. A breathtaking display of insecurity wrapped in authority. And somehow this represents the nation. Historic levels of second-hand embarrassment achieved. #PressFreedom

Ah yes, the modern political moment: not solutions, not vision, just a president throwing verbal tantrums and abuse on camera. Truly a shining beacon for future! What an era to be alive. 🙄 #MagaFinest

#Leavitt lectures America on immigration like she’s the guardian of moral purity — but funny how her outrage only seems to work one direction. Hypocrisy this loud should come with a volume warning #ConvenientPrinciples #PerformativePolitic

Hey chief, since half of X is apparently broadcasting “🇺🇸First” from Lagos, Bangkok & Bulgarian server closet, maybe try applying those scary EU rules globally? You know, the ones that require basic verification & fewer bots? Or is “foreign troll engagement” just the Q4 strategy?🙄 #XBotFarm

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Who knew the real way to drain the swamp was just to wait patiently for the resignations to stack themselves? Nature heals. #MAGAMorals

When veterans warn troops not to follow illegal orders, that’s called integrity—not treason. The Founders wrote a whole breakup letter about this kinda thing. #ReadTheHistoryBook #NotANorthKoreaReboot

The rich and corrupt won’t hand over power — take it it back! Democrats are fighting to rebuild power from the ground up — for workers, families, and everyday Americans. Don’t let up. Don’t back down. #RiseUp #BlueWave

When turnout rises, extremism falls. #Virginia just reminded the nation what courage at the polls looks like. #Abigail Spanberger - thank you!🧢 #PeoplePower #VoteForProgress #DemocratsRising

Trumpism was a brand. Mamdani’s victory is a rebirth. The Democrats aren’t chasing the past — they’re rewriting the future. And it started right here, where the city that never sleeps finally woke up. New York just flipped the script — and America’s watching. 🧢 #RebirthOfBlue #Mamdani

Funny how Trump has sympathy for every predator but none for the survivors. How about opening the Epstein files instead of your mouth? #ReleaseTheFiles #DrainYourOwnSwamp

Nothing says family values like fishnets, feathers, and flapper girls at your ‘hardcore Christian’ gala. Truly the spirit of the 1920s — and the hypocrisy of the 2020s. 🙄 #MAGA #BurlesqueForOrangeJezuz #FamilyValues

Brits canceled a prince for befriending a predator. Americans re-elected one. Guess ‘draining the swamp’ meant filling it first. #MakeItMakeSense

Imagine being a tenant, demolishing the living room, adding a ballroom, and saying “landlord’s cool with it.” No oversight, donor cash, Kremlin-level gold...no shame.. You’d be evicted in 24 hours—unless you’re Trump and your house is The #WhiteHouse! TenantFromHell 🤦‍♀️ #LeaseLawless

China learned from what broke America: ignorance & conspires sells, facts don’t. So they made influencers get degrees. Meanwhile, the US is still letting MAGA prophets monetize brain rot…. And elect their leader🤷‍♀️ #MAGA #FallingIntoTheAbyss #StopTheStupid #MakeFactsGreatAgain

Trump’s MRI was “perfect.” The machine survived — barely. Meanwhile, he’s cutting #Medicare and Medicaid so the rest of us can’t even get an aspirin. MRI’s traumatized, country’s uninsured.. 🤦‍♀️ #OrangeJesus #MAGA

Ah, the art of the deal: insult your hosts, dodge the questions, Look bored for the cameras. MAGA crowd must be bursting with pride. #MAGA #TrumpDiplomacy

Chaos enthusiasts finally discovered the “cost of chaos” .. When #Tucker and #MTG become the voices of “reason,” it’s not growth — it’s market correction. The outrage bubble finally popped, the audience metrics dipped below rage-click profitability. #RightWingRealityCheck

MAGA logic: Give billionaires tax breaks, Make small biz pay their subsidies Complain when healthcare costs explode. Truly 4D chess. The billionaires thank you for paying their taxes and premiums. #MAGA

Johnson’s role now: Defense Minister for Orange King poopy empire. “He’s using satire to make a point” is his entire defense for a dude wearing a crown and bombing protesters with brown liquid.  But what’s the point? That dissenters deserve to be doused in crap? 🤦‍♀️🙄 #RoyalTurds

The 🇺🇸 First crowd is eating itself again, MTG says no deportations, Loomer goes full Sherlock MAGA. One made her $ in construction, the other in conspiracies, now they’re both accusing each other of being fake patriots. Walls up, tweets louder—America First, outsourced. #MAGAFeud

⚡️Something’s shifting quietly on American soil. Foreign jets, foreign money, and foreign influence — right here in Idaho. Americans deserve the full story. Ask questions. Read everything. Stay loud. Pay Attention!!! #WakeUpAmerica #NationalSecurity

Oh, what a twist! The Nobel Committee resisted the siren call of “Make Me Winner Trump Edition” and instead handed the prize to María Corina Machado —someone whose struggle doesn’t come with an ego-driven press tour. Thank you for sending a message: peace prizes are not for sale. #NoNobelForYou

So now MTG’s blaming Mike Johnson for not ending the shutdown & for not fixing healthcare? That’s cute. The arsonist finally noticed the fire — because the smoke’s blowing straight into her polling numbers. Don’t be fooled, MAGA fam — she’s not saving you, she’s saving her seat. #RedHatOnFire

That’s not how I speak,’ says the man whose tweets are often all caps, half spelling, zero punctuation — and somehow that makes the #Epstein letter too classy to be him.. Some secrets are just too wonderful to fake…🤦‍♀️ #WonderfulSecretOfSpin

2 men who built their careers demonizing immigrants. married to immigrants. 2 women who share homes with men attacking people just like them. 🇺🇸 political hypocrisy has officially eaten itself. Patriotism? No. Performance for dummies… #IronyIsDead #MakeIronyGreatAgain #PoliticalPerformance

Only in Trump’s 🇺🇸 introduce tariffs → crush U.S. farmers → China shrugs & buys soybeans from Argentina → then propose bailing out 🇺🇸farmers with tariff revenue. So we’re basically paying 🇦🇷& bankrupting Midwest. Outstanding work MAGA must now mean Make Argentina Great Again. #SoybeanGate #MAGA

Power doesn’t just live in boardrooms—it lives with the people. Disney’s subscriber loss & Kimmel’s suspension prove that pressure works. Change is possible when we act together. Don’t give up. You still have power. Use it. #TogetherStrong #VoicesMatter

Britain’s young came with memes, megaphones and receipts—Trump didn’t stand a chance. ‘Your fake news can’t out-trend us, mate.’ #MindTheGapInFacts

Welcome to Windsor, Mr. Trump—where reality isn’t fake and facts don’t need hush money. Enjoy the royal reality check. #MindTheTrump

UK greeting committee tomorrow: holding signs, waving flags, and silently judging every hair & fake tan decision. #MindTheTrump

Britain rolls out the red carpet… and a double layer of irony. Welcome to UK Trump! #MindTheTrump

Almost there! Just 1 signature away from demanding the Epstein files be made public! 📞 Pick up the phone, call your representative today! #EpsteinFiles #TransparencyMatters

From calling gun deaths an acceptable cost to becoming one himself.... America writes its own punchlines. A reminder that words and policies carry weight... MAGA will mourn him; the rest of the nation may feel differently... #GunControlNow

#Trump’s cult isn’t outraged that a girl was priced at $22K like livestock, they’re outraged people noticed. #Epstein, trafficking, signatures, receipts it all vanishes under the magic words: ‘FAKE NEWS.’ They’ll excuse trafficking, fraud & treason as long as Orange Jesus whispers HOAX! 🤦‍♀️

True democracy isn’t just elections every 4 years. It’s ongoing accountability. If leaders fail, citizens deserve mechanisms to replace them. Other democracies allow votes of no confidence. Why shouldn’t we? #TimeForChange #DemocracyUpgrade #ReformNow #FixTheSystem #ToDoListForDemocrats

Appreciate #Newsom for tweeting the truth about the White House while everyone else whispers. You make following the news worth it! Bold, funny, and necessary. 👀 #ThanksNewson #Fearless#NewsWithBite

Save our farms!” — MAGA voters plead. Sorry, you got what you ordered: Trump’s trade war special. No refunds. #ElectionsHaveConsequences #FarmersForTrump #EagleDown…

Trump & MAGA will do anything to keep Epstein’s secrets buried. Survivors are fighting back, compiling their own list. Of course Trump wants the files sealed… predators protect predators…. #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheNames #DOIT

Standing ovation! I could practically hear the sniffing, the rambling detours, and the ALL CAPS fury through my screen. You’ve distilled #Trump’s greatest hits: rage at “enemies,” love letters to himself & a word salad so wilted it belongs in Mar-a-Lago’s dumpster. A true public service.

Foreign leaders see #Trump as a foreign asset. If you don’t, congratulations—you’re useful to someone else’s agenda. #ForeignAsset #WakeUp

You can keep your late-night monologues— #Newsom’s parody-Trump emails are where the real comedy’s at. The writer is roasting #Trump so hard, you can smell the well-done caps lock. Whoever’s writing these deserves hazard pay and a Netflix special. #Newsom #Parody #PoliticalTheater

So Trump’s tariffs are “illegal”… but still standing. Kinda like his whole career. Maybe time America upgrades the system instead of patching it? #ReformNow #AmericanDemocracy #Accountability

Trump: lost to Biden, losing to #Newsom, soon losing any shred of relevance outside Mar-a-Lago gift shops yet still somehow thinks a red hat is a crown. MAGA calls it “victory,” but every tweet Gavin posts is a funeral bell for their orange messiah. #MeltedMAGA #CryHarder #DiaperDon

Bravo, Lisa Kudrow! Nailed the satire in Death to 2020 with wit sharper than ever. Proof that great acting never expires—only gets more relevant! 🌟 #StillGotIt #DeathTo2020

#Gavin #Newsom is making history — and MAGA won’t like the ending. Watch this space, Trump. The punchlines are getting sharper, and so is the truth…. THIS IS SERIOUS TRUMP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. #NewsomKnows #ByeMAGA #WatchThisSpace

Humor disarms. Satire sticks. Gavin Newsom’s comical mockery of Trump on Twitter shows how to expose absurdity and win the narrative. Democrats — take notes and take shots. #NewsomStyle #TruthWithPunchlines