This is my mom’s youngest pup Pookie. I think she’s comfy in that giant ass bed 😂

My power was shut off yesterday bc of an emergency on my street so I went to my moms to work..NEVER AGAIN. Both parents yakking at me, tv blaring, dogs barking. I was ready to LOSE IT. And now my feet are all bruised from the chair I had to sit in for 7 hrs

Look at his lil tongue!! 👅🥹

anyway fuck censorship. we should all get weirder and worse

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Man, I got up like an hour ago to walk into my kitchen & when I stood up from the couch my left foot went CRUNCH. Like, I *heard* the crunch noise. Didn’t hurt…until now. Why does my body hate me 🫩

I just watched #calebhearon comedy special & jfc SO FUNNY

Got the kickstarter Good Omens graphic novel I backed & it is GORGEOUS

Bucky Barnes, for Jessie, and @marveltrumpshate.bsky.social

😢 A stray who was hit by a car came into the shelter a few weeks and I was wondering if anyone would be interested in sponsoring him to help with medical costs - which included leg amputation. His name is Hopscotch. www.instagram.com/p/DMjGYxOP9n...

The Mummy is on peacock now & man I fucking love this movie

Jfc I’m so glad tomorrow is Friday. It’s been a loooooong ass week

It is 62F right now & the low tonight is supposed to be 45F & I’m so god damn happy.

I just made a PBJ but I’m outta bread so I used waffles. Fucking genius idea!

Welp, just saw *that* engagement announcement…looks like I gotta had some more shit to my muted words & hashtags 😂😂

I’ve finally watched Peacemaker& I’m OBSESSED with adorable psychotic cutie Vigilante! I just adore him 🥰

I got 3 different puzzle books to try to get off my iPad so much…let’s see how well this works 😂

It’s amazing what a little hair dye can do to make you feel better about yourself. I AM ME AGAIN 😂

Hydrate dont diedrate 🦈 #sharks #comic #art

Omg I have eaten so much ice cream this week at my mom’s it’s unreal. And there’s STILL SO MUCH ICE CREAM LEFT!!

これはXでフォロワーさんが言ってたEG後に引退して同棲してる ステバキのAU #stucky

Here is my SECOND of three pieces that I did for the @rainbowseazine.bsky.social charity pride zine!!! You can still grab your copy of the zine AND the previous 2 years- I promise it is SOOOOO worth it! Plus- supporting LGBTQ+ charities is EXTRA important right now! (Info in 🧵) #OFMD

My mom’s dogs are not pleased with how late I go to bed. The youngest one is barking at me from my mom’s bed 😂😂 Girl it’s just going on 11 pm, simmer down.

I just wanna say I’m pretty proud of myself, I only have FOUR pages of marked for later on Ao3. Everyone please clap 😂

Yet another drawing of my fave sad gay boy #buckybarnes #wintersoldier I might scan it later for a better quality picture bc this one sucks

Yoooooo Sinners was so GOOD

Happy birthday Steve Rogers! Hope you & your husband Bucky have a great day #HappyBirthdaySteveRogers #stucky

I don’t think I’ve posted these of Charlie sleeping. Look at his teefs

Finn it’s a lil warm to snuggle buddy 😂

This guy finally decided to come cuddle a bit. Timber’s not been feeling good all weekend so I’m glad he came out to lay with me for a bit

Just watched The Mortician on max & what the FUCK

Today would’ve been my dad’s 71st birthday. Every year since it’s close to Father’s Day as soon as I started working as a teen I’d buy him a new “outfit” for a gift for both days (a pocket tee & cargo shorts 😂) Man, I miss buying those for him.

Staaahhhhhp Charlie 😂

Let me repeat myself: We don't have kings in America, and I don't intend to bend the knee to one.

I should’ve never shown him cat tv.

Happy Father’s Day Pop. Been 10 years since you’ve been gone & we didn’t get along much but I love you & miss you everyday 6/20/1954-11/26/2014

Man, my A/C sure ain’t getting as cool as it should be & I’m not amused.

Whale Sharks 🦈🌌

“Stitch your skin onto my skin / And we won't be alone.” #buckybarnes #stucky

I am pretty proud of this pride month banner, but I think we can do better. The best Pride banner in the comments will be our banner for the rest of the month!

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

I apparently have yet another set of asshole fucking neighbors. They’re absolutely BLARING music. If you go in the hall good GOD is it loud. I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!

I’ve been watching a show about the Georgia Aquarium & can def tell I’m hormonal bc everything is making me cry but the animals that have had to be euthanized? Fucking BALLING

So I had the mother of all hot flashes at around 2pm & I’ve been SO GOD DAMN ITCHY since then!! What the actual fuck is my body doing this week?! Thought ok, I’ll take a shower that should help right? BIG FUCKIN NOPE

Amazing what you find when you actually look at your bookshelves. Absolutely 100% forgot I bought this 😂

I just took a shower & put on lotion on my arms & chest that I have been using for MONTHS and now I’m itchy 😑Why, just why?

I hate my neighbors SO FUCKING MUCH. It is 1030 on a Monday fucking night & their tv or whatever is so fucking loud I can’t even hear MY tv!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

I just got so mad at Charlie for climbing on top of shit he shouldn’t be I ran him outta the living room & he hasn’t come back in here yet. UGH. He’s supposed to be the good boy! I feel bad I probably scared him but jfc is my fuse gettin shorter as I get older.

Sitting at my desk earlier today & have just TERRIBLE chest pain doubled over in pain almost. jfc am I having a heart attack? So my logic is take a Xanax & see what happens. Welp, it stopped the pain. Why tf was I having the start of a panic attack?!