Every tools a hammer, except for a chisel. That's a screwdriver.

i wonder if the seeming rise in polyamory ive noticed has anything to do with the constant shipping wars we grew up witnessing in fandom spaces

i like to think of myself as a pretty understanding person, but to who ever made my taco bell.... fuck you. do you know how to assemble a burito? if so would could have possibly possessed you to stack all the ingredients like a layered bean dip? did you think a bit of burito should be a singular

chat ive elected to alphabetize my yugioh cards and put them in binders by back hurts and ive only made it through one tin... i have a another tin + shoe box of cards to get through

i dont think ive talked about music on here before but fish in a birdcage fricken slaps

i could just google this but why not ask the silly internet people? any recs for nice fountain pens? i have a perfectly serviceable one but like... fancy pens...

chat i fear i might have to be banned from buying sunflower seeds again...

to whoever told me to doodle with a ballpoint instead of a fountain pen up yours. fountain pen is so much more enjoyable

my dad has set our default tv channel to kpop and im fucking dying

Not that I'm easily bribed or anything but knives sure are pretty

chaaaaaaat i ran to hard at the gym now my legs hurt :(

bweep bwop

Hey, hey. Be kind to yourself. I know its hard, but you're doing better then you think. We are our worst critics because we don't see the little improvements, but they're there. You got this.

not to be a stereotypical dog girl... But wuf

Chat why am i so down bad for death in puss in boots

ya ever get so high you re develop a lisp

Let the frame stand empty of the falling shards, I have more rocks to throw

i love my wives and would very much like to rail them one by one while the others watch

reading how monogamists write about any form of non-monogamy is wild. they'll say its inherently abusive towards women because it can increase stress and then list the reasons why and it's mostly the author saying something like "polyamory is icky so they deserve to be bullied"

I fear that even though most of you weren't backpack leash kids you sure are harness leash pups now

in order to improve my mental health ive elected to inflate my ego. im the best >:3c

tums is just flavored chalk

what if... instead of a mad scientist and test subject it was mad software dev and failure robot that the dev keeps trying increasingly insane ways to optimize its program (or just make it functional)

why does so much of the world seemingly hate porn now? like sure individuals may not like it, but then why not just not watch it?

Posting this here as well! Wanted to make this as a vent in between me still calling and bothering my local Visa. Gum the lines. Thank you to @mrpecu.bsky.social for letting me dub this and @rinnytanart.bsky.social for voicing this with me!

the burnout is real

We're drunk, you're all amazing. I know the world is melting and everything is a horror show daily. But we survive together. We stand with each other and make our community. Don't give into despair when you still have spite. Live happy to spite tgem all. Live as a group to spite them all.

stripy wusbousband

go follow @browserbunny.bsky.social

city mouse x country mouse but make it homosexual

I don't like the format of hallmark movies I need at least one where the city guy and the rural town guy end up together because they realized the main character is a flighty jerk and they can both do so much better

my brain is so broken anytime i see a group of good friends it goes they would make a great polycule and then i have to remind myself half the things i think of as romantic are just how normal people interact with friends

i forgor how silly ratatouille is

why are women so hot

i despise being sober

im so tired of everyhing

THIS WAS MY IDEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

i despise june

we need to start a log of behaviors that get my partners to bully me

getting the elderly to use hearing aids is like trying to herd cats

WHY IS ELECTRICITY SO LOUD

i think this quiz is broken...

ponchos are based

I’ve inserted myself in to a niche im realizing i know nothing about

people need to engage in more thought provoking sex. this could happen one of two ways. the first being sex so profound it makes you ponder the meaning of life. the second is engaging in witty banter while casually having sex.

Film night had become somewhat of a ritual with your friend. You’d go to their house, put a film on, and watch it with them. You kept meaning to ask them where they got their sofa from though. Every film night, without fail, you’d find yourself falling asleep.

that moment when you haven't eaten anything cuz all food is poison atm

chat would you smash death?

chat should i continue my ranting about the twilight movies and hop back into eclipse tonight? if so should i also watch the bonus features

i miss 90s and 2000s era vampires