Have they come up with an official number for the parade attendance yet?

Going to get famous this year just so I can play in Soccer Aid

Every Arsenal writer basically writing the same piece with the same material from Josh Kroenke. Did they all sit and listen together and then go away and pretend they had an exclusive 1 on 1 or did he write down a bunch of material and read it all back to each one of them?

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

You read this and you can feel how she doesn’t even believe what she’s saying.

People seem incapable of understanding the difference between using leverage vs. grabbing and pulling. The only logical conclusion is that they've either never played a sport in their lives or they're being disingenuous. I wonder which it might be.

It’s crazy that Arsenal has to defeat two sovereign wealth funds

Mikel Arteta has finally got his tactics right (Bukayo Saka playing soccer instead of being injured)

Looking forward to 1989 part 2 for Arsenal Last minute, last kick They wouldn’t make a movie about it if we won today

There hasn’t been a good excommunication in a while

I'll be as disappointed as anyone if we don't end up with a trophy this year, but the narrative that our season is a failure because we dropped out of the domestic cups is ridiculous. It's perfectly normal to "only" win the league.

Surprised, Jesus is not supposed to be available until tomorrow

Officially lost every ballot I entered for every PL match this season. The ballot sucks.

I want my hour back

If you’re ever worried that you’re not good enough at your job just Google Pete Best and be happy that there’s not an entire Wikipedia article about it.

Someone should tell Leverkusen they’re at home in the first leg

Martinelli, Jesus and Trossard all not good enough lately. Dowman and Madueke should get chances over them.

We were very lucky to win last night. I'm sure people will have no problem pointing that out, but they'll be leaving out the far greater amount of times we were unlucky to drop points this season.

Ødegaard may not excite internet “fans” but he controls matches and is sorely missed, as is Calafiori’s progressive and unpredictable nature.

That’s what I’m talking about

Let’s go Newcastle

Mikel Arteta seems to be the only person who realizes we win if it’s 0-0

Acerbi is like if Joe Wilkinson was an Italian footballer

Bastoni briefly thought he was Calafiori

All the stuff happening in the world and people are still worried about what date other people eat a cake

Nick Pope obviously follows me

Goalkeepers are going to have to realize if Haaland gets played 1v1 over the top they have to come out and try to tackle him no matter how much space there is because he does not miss 1v1 but he’s not a great lateral dribbler.

Can Liverpool play Crystal Palace every week?

Arsenal fans have it rough right now. We have to argue amongst ourselves which of our 2 CBs is the best in the world.

This is why you don't leave the fate of a nation to a simple majority referendum vote with zero details of what the actual outcome will be.

Liz Truss lasted longer than Ange

I was in a flight one time with a guy I swore was Robert Peston and then when we disembarked I realized was actually Jarvis Cocker.

It was important for Arsenal this summer to do business early & get as many players in prior to the season starting, especially with the difficult fixture list early on. That does mean that clubs now know we have no choice but to move players on, and probably lower fees, but we have to accept that.

Max Dowman was born after the first set of Man City’s 115 charges

I’m convinced this dude has done 8m in training and is just drip feeding us for the next 5-10 years.

I’m available next weekend

Sometimes I think about what moving back to America would be like and then I see something on Facebook like “what is the best belt to carry your gun while going for a run” and that ends quickly.

Did we sign a striker yet

Every note Rod Stewart sings in this set is somehow an F

Sometimes the headline nails it and you don’t even need to read the story

Don’t think Katie McCabe ever made it home last night

Football is a funny thing, Arsenal women gave up 5 goals to Aston Villa, 4 to Brighton, 3 to Man United, then got a clean sheet against the best team in the world. Only one of those games really mattered and they did it in the right one.

Former Hale Ender Dan Ballard with an incredible header there

I'd like to pretend I'm shocked the Saka chokehold was not called but after seeing Tomiyasu's face stepped on without any consequences I am not surprised by anything anymore.

So many Arsenal shirts all around London today and all the pubs are packed. Huge huge match tonight.

Barca will get through but looked more vulnerable today. This is anyone’s CL.

Emi Martinez likes to big up himself as a World Cup winner and fair enough to him but if he’d made a couple of saves he should make Villa would be in the CL semis.

Villa were better in the first half but PSG had the luck. Not so much in the second half so far.