You laugh and then realize the Jets just hired Grok

Calling this the Avatar Paradox Three of the highest grossing movies ever and yet nobody remembers the actual story

On to Philly

As an uncle you can either be playful or “get away from me you child” within the same night And then you can just leave when you feel like it

NBA Cup hangover lineup

Day 1 loading… 💪

Gonna try to work in “Let’s circle back after the LA Olympics”

Seeing Rise of Skywalker, a high school aged couple on a first date a row behind me sits down, the girl looks at the guy and says she’s actually never seen a single Star Wars film

Raul Julia’s last role

I thought this was a fake AI trailer

Young people still go to the movies, it’s the 40 something’s that bitch about young people hating the theaters that don’t go anymore

My view on runtime is no matter what it is you have earn the length of the movie

The 3rd place 49ers have a better record than everyone in the NFC East and South

Ok maybe they deserve to be bought by Netflix

Fun news gang: I’m going (back) to Hollywood! Extremely excited to announce that I’m joining the Page Six Hollywood team for The California Post as Associate Editor later this month I’ll be back in SoCal full-time after the holidays 😎

Our lord and savior Ron Swanson

He’s never even heard of money

So far the biggest difference between Brown from Thibodeau is his willingness to experiment

Remembering the separate seasons the Mets had Gary Sheffield, Adrian Gonzalez and Jose Bautista

It’s gotten so bad that Santa has a higher approval rating

Ok so Jack White just threw down the gauntlet on Bad Bunny ngl

“It would be a shame if a forest fire happened here”

This movie needs to be a hit if only so Becket Redfellow can take its place among the hall of great movie character names

Apple pie is solid Pecan pie is underrated Peach cobbler is the one true 🐐 Pumpkin pie is trash

When Brock has a clunker he really has a clunker

Honestly this explains his vampire hunting side gig

To Gen Z the pre-streaming days probably do feel like the dark ages

Every long struggling franchise always has stories like this:

The AI industry is just AI companies investing in each other… probably nothing to worry about there

Organic, handcrafted em dashes

I have seen far more conversation about this film’s struggles than I have seen ads promoting the actual film Probably a lesson in there somewhere…

I say this in the nicest way possible, but this is why a good editor is indispensable

Harkening back to a more simple era of Tide Pods

The Screen Person Awards

Hard to throw interceptions when you refuse to throw the football

Nefariousness disguised as hospitality

This man needs to be treated with the same respect that security guards treat people who run onto a baseball field

You want a penny? That will cost you three pennies

Lincoln killed again

The window is a metaphor

The Hamburgler says he did not, in fact, burgle those hams

Bond has been around since the 1960s and never aged… I think we’ll be fine

This is on every single sports commissioner who so willingly got into bed with sports betting before they could think about the ramifications

I’m just convinced he has a humiliation fetish

Sorry Jesus, you got bumped to the C Block tonight

Throwback to every time Game of Thrones crashed HBO Go…

Subway has the chance to do a very funny thing….

Cats are Astoria’s third-largest population group

Teasing Saturday’s SNL cold open: