I see so many “prank” TikToks where people pretend to kidnap a child or offer them candy to entice them further and I just have to say - how are people getting pranked like that? I’d be beating people’s asses and end up in prison. I am not someone to play with like that

Tbh black and white photos will always hit harder than color - I don’t make the rules

Watching women on TikTok make the “testing my husband’s fragile masculinity” videos and it’s just them asking their man to dance to a mainstream pop song in the living room or empty the dishwasher without punching a hole in the wall. Like are y’all okay? How are you not embarrassed posting this?

Need a sandwich, b***t, and back massage

What’s up with boutique coffee shops? I feel Iike no matter how many customers are in the store, they always take 45 min to make you an iced coffee. Is this a rule I’m not aware of? Also why is a small coffee is $9

When you fall onto the bed getting out of the shower

Wearing blue tonight

I need to suck a **** soon

Remembering how in high school they redid our lunch room and called it the “Big D Cafe”

Who’s going to Horse Meat Disco tonight (Chicago)

Who’s giving me attention today

Went work manic over the weekend (made a 75 page deck about how to storyteller in consulting)

Feeling very called out

Also trash talking India teams when they’re not on a call is a form of racism, hope that helps!!

Making decks for people who can’t tell a story (let alone a visual appealing one) to save their life is so miserable. My manager just told me my deck was too good. Like ok? What’s the feedback here?

Not my cleaning lady calling me to gossip about how rude our maintenance man was to her team the other day. Bestie I’m reporting his ass to the HAO!!

Finally ordered groceries and refilled my antidepressants everyone clap

Talking to my therapist about this next week btw

Minimum, mind you

What other chaotic gays are going to the cupcakke concert when she’s in Chicago this month

So happy for them but it should’ve been me (marrying both Tom and Zendaya)

Hello it’s Monday and I need attention

Listening to Hannah Montana while I finish my deck I love being the unhinged personality hire at work everyone thinks is mentally ill (I am)

Is anyone else watching Monarch on Apple TV

I love sleeping in shorts and a t-shirt, with my heating pad on high, my heat set to 73°, and my comforter pulled over my head like I’m in a little tent but I just know my (future) boyfriend is going to hate me 😭

Post shower bed time photo

Why is TikTok just fear mongering content at this point? I swear every video is either a TikTok shop ad using fear as the sales motivator or some “expert” talking about medical symptoms and behaviors that you need to look out for

Me if I was ever interviewed

There is also an express bridge to San Diego a terminal side at the Tijuana (TIJ) airport which is open 24/7. You need a CBX ticket (separate from your ticket to TIJ) and a valid US passport. They cannot deny you entry if you are a US citizen. You can buy the CBX ticket at the airport.

When you only follow gay people so your whole instagram stories feed is what’s going on in PVR 😢 if anyone needs help getting home I know someone who works is emergency response and has security, legal, and financial resources he can connect you to.

Time for club volleyball

Please tell me someone else saw the Japanese pairs figure skater’s final routine? Crying at how beautiful it was 😭 I love watching people’s hard work pay off

Might fuck around and delete TikTok

Lowkey this is the only social media app that doesn’t make me want to ***

Who knows, maybe I’ll be a reply guy tonight 🧎

Real TV watchers watch dubbed shows

Had to make sure I still looked cute on camera since I rearranged my work setup 😛

Guest room is finally cleaned out and setup 😌😌

It’s 2026 and we still can’t unselect a floor in an elevator, I need that to be more of a priority

Having pico de gallo on toast (bruschetta)

Genuinely scared of people who use the “month” view in Outlook Calendar

Sorry I couldn’t get that deck done, I spent my entire day messaging people on teams and attending required meetings about nothing

“I’m fag?” (did it in two)

My friend group is obsessed with voice notes. I got 2 hours worth just in one chat today 😛 feel like I’m talking to them right here when I’m recording

Said I was going to watch a movie in bed last night and fell asleep immediately

Going back to doing the apple dance every morning when I wake up because brat summer is still where it’s at

Time to watch my boyfriend perform

Can’t stop thinking about him (food)

I need Dorit off RHOBH