Need a cute boy to sleep against on this flight

Time to drop my bestie off I’m Valencia 🇪🇸

Same, they taste so good

Dinner time 🛎️

Should I keep the scruff, I can’t tell

Still can’t believe I looked this hot 2 years ago 😭

Coat and scarf are part of the fit btw

Time for dinner with the parents (pray for me)

I can’t believe I have to work today this country is so dystopian and I genuinely fucking hate it here. How are you all keeping your sanity? I talked to my therapist today and we’re running out of ideas 😭

Proof

Wearing oversized carpenter jeans, a jock strap, and a carhartt t-shirt. Feeling and looking very destroyable right now

If anyone has experience with doxxing can you please send me a message? Friend of a friend runs an immigrants rights group in Minneapolis, MN and is currently getting doxxed by MAGA. Stay safe out there, protect each other.

Shattered my phone (yolo) but jokes on you because I have a work phone so I can still be annoying

Client CEO emailed me to say I’ve been spelling their company name wrong in deliverables but I’m just reflecting how it’s written in their logo so I’m confused

My ex boyfriend is in town (he’s very hung) and I’m fighting for my life to not respond like a thirsty slut 😭

Ok I know I’m late to 2026 but I’m finally locked in

i no longer find benson boone attractive

Does anyone else follow vote blue on TikTok? They call republican offices and ask interns if they always planned on becoming fascist or if it happened by surprise and then when they hang up he calls their boss and reports them for ignoring concerned voters lol

Desperately need people to stop asking me how I’m doing like have you seen the news even once in the last 12 months

I hate client services bc why has one of my clients emailed me 23x in the last 12 minutes…

So are we not going to talk about Trisha Paytas running for US congress or

Gays really do need to be studied because WHAT?

(Will likely delete) Felt hot on my sick day and wanted attention

Sick today so need a hot boy I can be needy around 😭

This is how skinny I am btw

Me running immediately after waking up on days I’m hungover

Decided I’m going to Spain in two weeks because work is not it

Me but I would’ve said it immediately after posting this

Clocking back into the girl boss dream factory

I know I’m suppose to be working but I can’t stop doing overly dramatic signings to early 2010 bops someone help me

Social anxiety should always be scared of me because I’m insane but in 2026 it for real better watch out

My 2026 celebrity obsession is loading and it’s for sure going to be Josh Hutcherson 🥵🥵

My friend just had a baby a month ago and texted me this morning that she thinks trapeze classes would be good for her postpartum? Like ok bestie this feels manic but I will support you where are we performing next 🫡

Got my morning cry out so I guess let’s get back to capitalism

Me lately because I can’t stand how racist and homophobic everyone is

Why is cottage cheese $8 this place sucks

Me

Happy new year to the gay people in my phone

Entering my gaymer era

Everytime I think I’m done thirsting over older guys I get horny and the process repeats 🤐

Been sitting on the plane for 3 hours I’m so over coming home

“You dress like a New York boy” - my dad

We still here (she always looks kind of scared)

My (straight) brother is making espresso martinis and playing a boiler room style set and I’m just high with his dog

Finally time to switch into comfy clothes 😴

Mom called me dramatic for expressing how something she said impacted me so now guess who’s going to be mute until I go home tomorrow 🤗

At dinner with my family and they’re playing the Scientology propaganda channel in the bar…

Fit check ✌️

Update, went with this (fully clothed) pic 🤗

Brb adding a thirst trap to my ancestry.com profile