bbno$ - bing bong (feat. VNLLA)

me finally becoming a bibinos stan: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Px1...

duality of my YouTube comments pt 2:

the duality of your video going viral:

ELIZABETH TAYLOR GAG ME GIRL

SPOTIFY NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE CRASHING YOU FUCK

tind*r introduced a double date feature and now my friends can go on a double date with me and watch me get ghosted for the umpteenth time 🫩

@ gays & theys, is this a good Grindr bio to let people know I'm open to long term? (don't laugh @ "long term")

@ content creators, do you ever look at your final edit and be like "this is the most deranged thing i've made" and then laugh your way to the upload button so you can be judged by the world?

Those who get it... get it. Otherwise scroll on. This made my inner child so happy to see in the newest DK Bananza game you have no idea 😭

nobody look at my chatgpt history

why does this monkey have more ass than me?

for pride month I am ready to take the title of the most toxic queer cow main in Mario kart world. It's my god given right to bully you.

they say a picture is worth a thousand words.

me: i should probably do some work this morning also me: *watches this*

My psychologist: "stop relying on external validation from people" me: but 🥵

wanting a boyfriend who will massage my bald head the way these Thai deep tissue massagers do it. what you get in return is unorthodox sounds from me that only your ears should hear.

these comments are a reoccurring pattern in my life 🤌

im new what does this message mean?

can i join the Charli gays after watching the party 4 u MV? will they have me? - written by a swiftie & arianator gay youtu.be/agu22bqGHto?...

Your date is ready. Apply below. (Instagram saw this first 😁)

im gonna cry bc last night the water was shut off for "maintenance" and when the water comes back on there's air in pipes that you have to flush through and I forgot all about that and just sat on my bidet and had the most intense hydraulic pressure blast into me 🥹

him: babe how do I get you to finish...? me: I dunno him: okay how about "Opposition leader Peter Dutton is about to lose his seat of Dickson" me:

different countries & politics BUT after hearing good news coming out from Canada this arvo gives this lil anxious Aussie a little more faith in OUR turn next weekend. the same deranged rhetoric coming out of the USA pervades our politics here too. here's hoping.

clair obscur: expedition 33 is IT. i was questioning if this was really GOTY 2025 before i even streamed it and now i am amazed by the storytelling, environment, and the richness of the character designs and VA.

me, when a DL top hits me up on Grindr who's already taken by a woman: 🫵📣DOES SHE KNOW, YOU'RE NOT WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE, CAUSE I MIGHT GIVE 'ER A CALL. 🫵📣

me, right now, taking a break between sets to frantically scroll up and down Grindr to see if this hot gym guy is on there and feeling immediate disappointment.

list of things that make me cry: - introverted dog videos that get left out of the pack - gay people getting into happy relationships - this random YT comment somebody left on my channel: i'm just an ✨empath.✨

wanting a boyfriend who will belt out Ariana Grande's Hampstead with me, specifically: // a little bit of SUGAR, DANGER // // I'd rather be seen and alive than dying by your point of view // // I do, I do, I do, I do // apply below.👇

maybe I go back to my Lorde era? 🤔

him: hey bae wanna stardew valley and chill for date night? me, on my way:

My winners from the switch 2 direct: - new DK - new Mario kart - new Metroid and the cunty purple diva from the new from software game

craving a first time listen again to dandelion can somebody eternal Sunshine me please I'm desperate

only listened to 20 seconds of dandelion and BC of the sexy sax I'm putting this on the "to f*ck to" playlist

TWILIGHT ZONE OBLITERATED ME EVERYONE SHUT TF UP

metroid WHO? pokemon WHAT? real winner of today's direct is the new rhythm heaven game

further to my previous post, I am thankful for once that my bidet runs icy cold

feeling the effects of the ✨ very hot ✨ curry I ate yesterday

i finally got around to watching The Substance (late i know) wonderful movie and i enjoyed it all until the last five minutes where i felt the ending was absurd. im gonna google and see if this is a popular opinion or if it's just me

On another note, it's incredibly helpful when streamers on Twitch are tagged with LGBTQIAP+ or Ally because that's what I use to discover new streamers when raiding out with my queer dominated community. Please use those tags or anything similar it really helps.

me: don't clip that twitch community: clips.twitch.tv/SparklyPrett...

me, on the phone with my ISP with internet issues: them: hey your WiFi router's name is... *checks notes* "The Tortured Poets Apartment" ... 🤔 ... right? 🤔🤔 me, unaware that my ISP can see my routers name: ...well🤪yes... 🤪🏳️‍🌈💅

hating that Twitch picked my latest VOD's thumbnail as Steve Harvey cheeseburger optical illusion (squint your eyes)

winter clothing in my Melbourne Summer!?!?

me: chatGPT can you help me write a title for a YT video on Infinity Nikki? chatgpt:

my FYP on tiktok right now is literally filled with Australian and Canadian content like it's so bizarre that I haven't seen these content creators before until the USA ban

idc I'm a Joella stan now like how can you not???

may these tradies with big tatas doing roadwork without a shirt on right outside my house all week have a blessed 2025.

hiring a boyfriend who would like to watch cunk on life with me. apply below 👇

i don't think i'll EVER get over the feeling of being recognised as a content creator/streamer on TikTok first it was a worker who works at my favourite restaurant ever (GRILL'D) bc they serve me a LOT which speaks to my obsession today it was somebody who used to know me from several years ago 💀