This may be a first: A eulogy that includes comments about tariffs, the causes of autism and Jimmy Kimmel (who I believe is not dead).

Imagine if Richard Nixon had just tweeted out the Watergate scandal rather than putting it on secret tapes. That’s what this is.

My classroom is ready for the first full week of school at Carmel High School in Indiana. #LGM

Trump is going to reinstitute the Presidential Fitness Test in schools. Oh, the irony. The jokes just write themselves.

94% of teachers have had to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies. An estimated 1 in 6 have second jobs during the school year to make ends meet. The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year. Something has gone terribly wrong.

We’ve truly lost our way in this country. An 80-year-old vet who fought for this country just got arrested protesting Trump‘s parade. He deserves respect, not handcuffs.