You can lay off the formalities, you know. It’s just us in here. At ease, and all that, soldier. [ Hiding the cleverly disguised box of cereal bars under some junk in the bottom drawer of her desk while the flowers will carefully lay on top. She’ll have to get a vase or something. ] +

[ Doing paperwork, as always. At least she has pretty flowers on her desk to look at. <3 ]

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[ Blink-blink. Gently taking the bouquet. ] These are for me? [ In all her eleven years… Who knew Numbuh 1 could be so thoughtful? Rachel gives the flowers a sniff, then looks at him, lips curling into a grin. ] Careful, I could get used to you spoiling me. [ … Oh, what the heck. Shuffling +

[ If Nigel Uno of all people sounds this tense, the gravity of this situation is no doubt severe. ] Understood, Numbuh 1. Give me a report, what are they planning? [ Mother and Father… the duo sounds downright deadly. No wonder he sounds nervous. ] Are you requesting reinforcements +

[ … She’s either got incredible foresight or a terrible gift of thinking things into existence… Rachel grabs the communicator and accepts the transmission immediately. ] This is Supreme Leader Numbuh 362. State your emergency.

[ Has a strong feeling she’s going to have to kick Father’s fiery behind sooner than later. ]

That’s— … actually a really genius idea! Nobody’s gonna touch it if they think it’s something dangerous or gross! [ It’s properly labeled, but he’s right… she’ll have to find a better hiding spot. ] Thanks, Nigel, that’s super sweet of you. Just in time, too!

[ !!! His grin is contagious, even though she doesn’t yet know why they’re smiling. ] Nigel…! No, not anymore! [ Eyebrow raised, she opens the label covered box and… gasps! ] RAINBO— *shhh, shut up!* rainbowmunchiescerealbarsohmygoshhowdidyousneaktheseuphere?

[ Little does she know it’s him; her boyfriend… what a concept. ] Let ‘em in. [ She’s finishing up a lengthy report, so really, this is a most welcomed break. ]

[ It’s going to cause a mess either way, he can just got for it. Besides, she’s having another hectic day… it’ll be a nice surprise. ]

Uh… Inspection! Routine visit. Anyway, nevermind about me—. You hear what’s happened? Two Fathers. AND a Mother.

[ For legal reasons, it’s juice. ]

The reports that are going to have to be submitted are going to be insane.

[ And here’s a prime example of why she loves him so much. The analytical thinking, the devotion to the organization, the reasoning… Dating him publicly is nothing to be ashamed of. She has an earth and a moonbase of kids who look up to her, and if she isn’t perfect, everything could suffer. +

… [ She’s scared to ask. ] ‘What could possibly be worse?’

I SEE IT.

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𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 . . . ▋ [■■■■■■■■■■] 100% 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 ▪ 𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑-𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚍 ▪ ⚠️ 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 ⚠️

[ He really is serious… ] Wow. [ She opens her mouth and closes it, trying to find words that don’t make her sound like a malfunctioning robot. It’s not every day the very operative you have this secret mega-gigantic crush on admits he shares similar feelings… ] I think so, too… +

[ Heat rises to her face in an unmistakable blush. It’s like he’s reading her mind! Then again, they’re almost always on the same page… ] Probably a really, terrible, super bad idea… [ She’d been nervously looking just about anywhere else, but now she meets his +

[ Why IS she smiling like that? Knock it off, Rachel, you’ll blow it! And you look weird. ] I— uh, nothing. Anyway, as we were saying. Unprofessional… And absurd.

‘So that’s what this is all about… It’s Father—he’s your… father. I have to admit, it’s not the ideal circumstances for any kid, especially not an operative. I understand your fear of coming forward, Numbuh 89. But you’re right to tell me now, and even if you did run at first, I admire your +

[ A very displeased Rachel is standing with her arms crossed, her face hardened into a very stern look. ] ‘I can tell when an operative is trying to avoid me, Numbuh 89. I’ve been wanting to talk to you. Why are you running away from me?’

[ Rachel isn’t too sure what that means, but the message makes her bristle. She doesn’t like to do this, but it’s necessary, evidently. ] ‘Numbuh 89, I 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 you to return to base!’

[ 💧 … Sure, it’d be unprofessional. But it would also be really, really cool. ]

[ Indulgent smile. ] Of course, Nigel. I know Numbuh Three—she’s always saying… crazy things. You’re right, it’d be totally unprofessional. Don’t even worry about it.

I'm going to dig a hole in the yard and lay in it. Goobye, everyone.

[ 🤨 Is that Numbuh 89 flying away? ]

[ She is indeed in the kitchen, frozen mid-cereal-bite. Uhhh. Heh. ]

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𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 . . . ▋ [■■■■■■■■■■] 100% 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝: 𝚔𝚞𝚔𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚊𝚗 ▪ 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚑 𝟹 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚟 ▪

Did something happen? [ She’s unaware of anything that’s happened, but his comment about being there for Gretchen piques her curiosity. ] If you wanna talk about anything, I’ll lend you my ear. I’m pulling the Uno Reverse on you Nigel— … if Numbuh 2 was here, I guess he’d make a bad joke. +

You sure know how to talk a girl down. I don’t know what I’d do without you, Nigel, really. Thanks for the vote of confidence. [ Venting to her greatest listener makes a world a different. She sighs, no longer bombarded with stress but out of relief. Bracing an elbow on the table, she nods +

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[ They’re often on the same page. His line of thought brings a grin to her face. ] The most pungent of all the condiments… mustard.

[ Don’t worry, she’s got this covered! That flame-head doesn’t scare her! ]

I didn’t come to Earth intending to fight our biggest nemesis, but here we are.

[ SHE TACKLED HIM TO THE GROUND ONCE, SHE’S NOT AFRAID TO TRY AGAIN. ALL IT TAKES IT ONE MOMENT OF LOST FOCUS ON HIS END… ]

[ To sea? Probably a bajillion gallons… good thing they have a mustard supplier. ]

[ HE WILL NOT WIN IN A COMPETITION OF WILLS AGAINST HER. SHE’S EATEN BROCCOLI TO WIN AGAINST HIM, HE CANNOT DEFEAT HER. ]

[ Do Not Mess With Nigel Uno. ]

You got that right, Numbuh 89!

[ Trying to blow Father up with her mind. ]

'Numbuh 362 is here...? You adults better be on your best behavior, the supreme leader doesn't come here unless something's going on!'

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Yeah, but I bet Numbuh 89 doesn't try to swipe your stuff or mooch or expect you to share all the time... it's called a stash for a reason. [ Shaking her head, the corners of her lips pulling into a tired smile. ] I'm sorry for sneaking in here... and ranting again. +

[ She hops up onto one of the stools, grabs the spoon, and digs in. Almost aggressively, greedily, even. Like she hasn’t eaten in days. It’s been so long since she’s had a decent bowl of cereal, it’s like she’s in Rainbow Crunchies sugary heaven. ] You have no idea. [ Shoveling a few spoonfuls +

[ His dedication to the job has always been something to admire. The way he’s always willing and determined to help, even when the task involves the curious scenario of his supreme leader seeking out a breakfast staple. ] You don’t have to— [ Her stomach audibly growls. +