{A happy desert community where the sun is beautiful, the moon holds all of our secrets, and terrible shrieks aren't only in those waking nightmares we all share. Welcome to Desert Bluffs!}

GOOD MORNING DESERT BLUFFS!! And what a beautiful and absolutely glorious morning it is! You look good today! This is an assumption, but it is a very safe assumption as we all look good today! Delicious, even! Like honey and extremely hot caramel, burning my hands~

Goodmorning friends! Goodmorning sunshine~ Goodmorning Mudstone Abyss! Goodmorning light house!! Goodmorning existence!!!

Friends are a treasure trove of things and feelings previously unknown I have a friend, Desert Bluffs. My very own friend. Isn't that NEAT?

Reality is a lie someone told you to force you into existence and to conform to a set of ideals and unachievable goals. Who told you this lie? Point them out to us and we will be sure to alter their reality so they can never tell lies like this again.

Time is irrelevant! Unless it is time you spend working! So work hard so you can play hard so you can work even harder, Desert Bluffs!!

The sun is still high in the endless sky as it always has been and seems it always will be but the day has passed us by and the time for rest and non-work is upon us. Sleep, if that is your choice to do so. Dream, because you have no choice. Goodnight, Desert Bluffs. Goodnight

Aww. . . Mr. Doodles~

Is it morning? It's hard to tell when the sun never changes position!

Desert Bluffs, I have some very important announcements to give, but first, the most important of all: If you agree to take in a living creature, they are your responsibility and you must treat them with the greatest of all kindnesses. If you are found to have dumped, abandoned, or in any other way

The roads are clear tonight Desert Bluffs you can see right through them into the layers of the rock below us isn't that just N E A T?! So, head on out to the roads and check it out! It's a great learning experience for the kids You definitely won't fall through the earth.

Good MORNING friends! It is SUCH a good morning! Last night, I was less happy than I usually am, which I do not like but! It is a N E W day Desert Bluffs! Yes! A new day, indeed! And with this new day, I am CHOOSING to be happier! Happier than I have ever been!

Oh my . . .it seems I have a rather uninvited guest in my booth, listeners. A VERY uninvited guest. YOU. What are YOU doing in my booth?! How did you get IN here?! There are NO doors!

Ah, the wonderfully harmonious sounds of digging, screaming, and birds of prey diving in the morning! It's looking to be another beautiful day here in my Desert Bluffs~!

Mr. Doodles has taken to peeing in his sand box, which is good but as most of the town is covered in sand, in various levels . . .Mr. Doodles is confused

What a beautiful and bright morning it is here in the Bluffs My beautiful Desert Bluffs The odd snow that came and stayed is now gone; the sand and dirt and mud is as it was once again and I couldn't be happier! . . .or, could I? Could I be happier? . . .

SNOW What an odd, yet beautiful and radiant sight. . . It blankets the Desert like the shimmering blood blankets my desk Where did it come from? Who sent it here? Why? . . .it is so very cold, listeners. I am so very cold. . .

Goodmorning Desert Bluffs! Ooh, it has been too long. Far too long, dear listeners. Far too long since I've heard my own voice since I've heard much of anything . . . there is SNOW

The most scientific of coffee cups-- I just *love* starting my day with scientifically accurate coffee! Goodmorning Desert Bluffs!

Hello Desert Bluffs! Remember to work hard, and play hard! ¤ Kevin rp ¤ Radio host ¤ Works hard ¤ Plays hard ¤ Works harder! ¤ Worships a Smiling God 😁 ¤ canon/non-canon ¤ [ #ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆] ...work harder.