new message fro.m god received: saw One person disLIKEDt This!!. and i jus wanna say that if you don't like my eunuchposting you can GO TO HELL.

aw hell nah, not da eunuch wit da hemi

damb. us goberment got infected with cordyceps........

potatoes Truly Are the diapers of Food 😌

goin to 7 11, hope i do nt Freak Out.

jjust wolke up in a tesco bathroom, looms like the future out here. anything cool happen?

tthey should make an emoji for this.,

enjoy your "Scooby Snax" , and "Ketamine ", puppygirls. wwe out here doin lines of toxoplasmosis off each othet"s Kitty Paws while yall Smell n Stinque.

*shocks ratgun* WAKE UO. IT"S TIME To SHOOT.

you merely adopted the stage, faggot. i was born in the spotlight, molded by it.

fetty fentbear 😳🐻😬🥶🥶

spring-assisted erection

not the 2am $1 ferry,,,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'M TELLING YOU,. DO *NOT* BUILD THE TOWER OF BABEL IN PARAGUAY, I'M SERIOUS.

I'm goin to pace 🌌🌌. in a. "Computer" 😤

gizzardmaxxing give me shits that look like The Thing

couldn't pay my prime so Amazon turned off my cybernetic prostate

ddo you wwana go eat a hooker togetherr? , 🥺🥺👉👈

getting tiny so I can fence with a waps 🐝

doktor, , set my gender to On

tactically starting heroin to take a weed tolerance break

they call me The Braingineer

the currency of the future is whipped bugs

diesel chicken whip; powered by Groop™

vertical id girls 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

neurolinguistically hacking my way into your pants

the mass psychosis has hit the sun

what would you do if I became a pediatrician

big career mobility in the supervillain world right now

they're building the panopticon during the apocalypse, and its contents cannot be kept secret for long,,

Big strong dominant-looking girl but she wears diapers and is easy to regress...

I AM *ALWAYS* THINKING ABOUT HOW RADIOACTIVE MY BALLS ARE. I NEED. TO CHECK.

go ahead . jack in The Box, Faggot. we're all waiting.

punching a girl so hard she converts

WHOSE FUCKING BLOOD, IS ON MY VAPE??

burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises burns blades bites bruises....

offended the fuck outta my dog by calling it Ital*ian,, shoulda heard th Noise that motherfucker made,,

just kidding guys, don't worry, it's huge, ,. 🙂

I have no Dick and I Must Fuck,.

crackin open a mausoleum just for the smell 🤤

5 victimgirlies cuddling on my couch, call that an Edible Arrangement

swatting myself over and over then masturbating while I wait for them to arrive and point loaded guns at me so I can cum

I really did not expect to physically be in the room with this person when it happened and now I'm stuck here with my dick in my hand and no fuckin labyrinth

bmw driver who keeps an epi pen in the glove box just in case they accidentally hit their blinker while trying to flash their brights at the single mother they're tailgating

THE STUPID DEAD FUCK WHO RUINS THIS IS GOING IN THE FUCKING LABYRINTH.

PLEEEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLAEASE ,,pLEEE3ASEEE

TGEY PUT MY ASS IN THE KID ROO.M AT TH URGENY CARR,E,, THE ONLY ONE,,,,

if they ever make me take m my pills I might have a fit ,

I'm proud to be a Fapper., which mean's I would shoot a gooner dead on sight with no hesitation, , that"s how committed to the Bit I am. can yuo say the same??

if you can't handle me at my wurst you don't deserve me at my brat .