iwould fuckign Hurl a Beer-Can at your head ifi thougit iicould get away withh it

drivin thru pike place with an LRAD strapped to a lime bike

aM I IN AN APP???????

BITHCHES : remember !! YOUR DRIP IN THIS TIME WILL DEFINE TH AESTHETIC OF TH DYSTOPIA FOR EAVER. wwe ar going dowm in Historie, today's swag is th most importamt Swag of yore Life.

THEY DESTROYED THE LEGENDARY SEATTLE POOP WALL 🤬🤬🤬

iiwould use a portal gon to Troll driverse probly📘📙📘📙📘📙📘📙😛

i llike th way tha sosig scream in tth pan 🥵

assassinating yuo by cumming fentanyl into your hole (i built up a immunithy) 🕴️🕶️🕶️💉💉🩻💣🚬🚬

mario and waluigi ar e sister's ,,,,, 😵‍💫😳

oops, set into motion th Boob Golbgerg GloopMachine tthat causes the pocalypse 😬 sorryyyyyyy, my b 💀

i blound a spide'r and all i Got was $30 buckx. ,

movin to at lantis to have Gay Sex

they lockedmy Ass in th self-pissing diaper ‼️‼️🆘🆘🆘 hel p

puttign, Moter Energy Bad Appy in my biby's Bottle so she''ll turn out Epic

nno i don't want you'r worms. Fire youre, wormes and bring in My worms. ok?

jerking off or whatever in the cisgender idieot wound ward at the hospital. wane go hombe.

nucyaler blicky wif a blue muzzle flash

telekinetically jerking you off from across th room to win an argument

walkin thru th tranny sex wound ward at th hospital lookin for a new GirlFriend

i'm like a billion air for Sisters

calculator app on my phone ratted my ass out to IC🧊E, i would do Anything to see a cot right now 😵‍💫😵‍💫

fa'thah boughte me a Gloop Machine 😇🤤😇

the ket and th molly fighting in my system to see how long this omorashi scene lasts

thinking about brains makes me prion the inside of my panties 🤤

doomscrolling on th usgs website

the Only way , is to gget Fully jokerfied, and Give Up . 😤

schizo gets outtta th shower n goes thru all th pokemon types b4 getting dry

the mito chonnndria is th Powerhowerse of my Pussey .

amazon drone that arrives in minutes and sounds my cock for $16.99

if only you APPLIED YOURSEL F, you, could've Easily figured out my riddles three 🤬😤😤😤

turn's out you can run the palantir ai locally on an arduino in 2026 so im prolly gona do that to locate you'r mom nex time i wanna Fuck

the end is nigh again 😓😮‍💨

kesslerslop

Fucker's Hack'd me 🤬🤬🤬

iffound out my smartbidet is mining bitcoin for a stranger, and th stupid thing won't even recognise my HoleID anymore 😔 ccan't have Shit , man, 😔😔😔

serving cybercunt, for us all

day 1241. the toxoplasmosis appears to have isolated my Soul from the cordyceps infection Just Enough for me to use my Indomitable Human Spirit to force my body to continue to masturbate and play Warframe™ instead of climbing the tallest tree i can find

woke card declined at th twitter store tn. 😔 we out here

giving up my 6 year old swag to Be 7 😔😤🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

wikihow to cu m on a gisrl"s heartt 🫀 Safely 👁️

they call me The Bogdanonn

i can'stress this enough, 🙉6💦🙉a

ithink we shhould connect gork to a thermo nuclearreactor

my blood is blue but i fuck like a human 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

i, . am more Festive. than you Are.

disassembled then reassembled your mom atom by atom tonight. just thought u sshoulhd know

*ionizes you cutely*

she decay on my chain till i radon'er

howmany times i gotta TELL YOU , T4T does NOT mean tr👹nny for TWINK 🤬🤬🤬🤬

diaper in human form