"Hey luci how've you been doing?"

"Well I'll let you choose dear"

"Which one do you think i mean dear?"

"I know and I'm dreading my inevitable meeting with Satan but its gonna have to happen. Who knows maybe he won't try and fight me on sight, oh and one more thing i kept your room exactly how it was the day it happened."

He gives the lamb a soft hug before rubbing her head gently. "I know, that's why im trying to make amends now."

"Hmmm I'd say maybe, I don't judge electrical things so."

He opens it only too find drugs so he changes them to sweet candies "Alright here you go bud!"

"Let me see it first."

//Of course God's taller than him

"Of course I did Jesus, i may not have talked to any actual mortals but i did love Mary."

❝ 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛. ❞ Canon/independent portrayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel

//Stolen from @voxtechoverlord.bsky.social

"I see, I'm looking for Valentino you've seen him?"

@mrdaddyval.bsky.social "A moth man? Now i have seen it all"

❝ Daddy's been gone a while, But that don't mean nothing's changed.~ ❞ [ ❤️ and 🔁? ]

@exorcistleader.bsky.social "Adam, mind telling me why you thought it was a Me Damn good idea to go to hell!!"

"I CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH!"

"LITTLE SHIT GET BACK HERE!!"

@pr1nce-of-peace.bsky.social "JESUS WHERE DID YOU PUT THE WINE!?"

"AWWW WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!"

"Oh nice, what about from hell? I keep hearing something from emily about a sinner being here?

"Yeah, but anything you want to do dear? I'm up for some fun."

"First me damn man give me a me damn headache. Any interesting news in heaven?"

"Alright dear, so anything interesting happen while i was gone?"

"Aww alright dear I'll let you know, deal?" He rubs her head softly while smiling

"Probably just really need to look."

"Gotta find his deadass first though"

"Oh? How can I make it up to you dear?"

"True and a good idea."

"Yeah really should've kept an eye on him."

"I was caught up in a mountain of paperwork dear, I'm sorry."

"At times, but whats done is done. Besides even if i could restart from the beginning again i would've made adam less of a misogynistic piece of crap."

He picks her up and sits her on his shoulders with ease "So dear how are you doing today?"

"Never said i wasn't proud of her, she makes me feel like hell finally has a chance to get better"

"Oh well hello there dear! This is quite surprising." He hugs her back softly while wearing his usual smile.

"Ahh yes, Charlie is doing what she does best isnt she"

"Good to hear it"

"Fair but i dont judge everything, and like i said some good came from it

"True but also gave rise to War, Famine, Plague, Racism, Conflict of religious beliefs, and a bunch of other stuff. But yeah i guess some good things came out of it!'

"Ohhhhh that's what happened... But yeah Lucifer is a good guy for the most part."

"Adam murders multiple sinners yearly, Michael is a control freak, and Lucifer corrupted the human race itself. You're a three in one package of what I'm pretty much already used to."

"Oh I'm sure he will, i already talked with Belphe so yeah!"

"Yeah fair enough"

"Steven my son is lucifer and most people are worst than you think, why wouldn't i want you as family?"

"Right here Barbie!"

"YEP!"

"Just try and redeem yourself honestly"

"So im technically family since i created adam who created humanity!"

"Alright fine, so whats up?"