Mar A Lago, 2007

Denmark should make a play to annex Minnesota.

Live your life in such a way that if someone yells “pedophile protector” when you’re walking by, you don’t automatically assume they are talking about you.

The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested. The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate. On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards. On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.

Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.

“We will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”

The last Dilbert cartoon

The pointy-haired boss with the last word.

BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows: - Facebook is now called TruthBook, - Instagram is now called TruthGram, - Threads is now called TruThreads. “Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.

Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.

A Miami v. Indiana national championship game shows why the SEC is the dominant conference.

It’s time for a general strike. Just shut it down.

Trump is going to watch an episode of “Landman” and decide to invade Midland/Odessa.

Good news for Mississippi: You’re no longer the poorest part of the US. Welcome Venezuela!

Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.

NYT’s: “Out of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”

Every run that Australia score to lead by more than 150 runs is an act of cowardice.

From BBG. Bullish for Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds. Not investment advice.

The inevitability of England 98 all out.

Hi - I’m English and tomorrow is Boxing Day back home. Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?” Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.

Before we take over Greenland, how about if we bring Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama into the 21st Century?

Trump tonight: "If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages. I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now. Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"

No one is asking if America is ready to fight a two front war on both Venezuela and Christmas.

Wins 2025 hands down

“The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell…”

“The Chinese Won’t Buy My Soybeans” - oil on canvas, 2025

England’s last Test Match batter. #Cricket #TheAshes

It’s great watching Mitch McConnell publicly decay. With any luck, he’ll die on camera.

The Costco Kirkland brand weed gummies are half the price as at the dispensary, and the gallon size container is convenient. You should also also try the preroll samples over by the food court.

Italy is going to be really angry after Hegseth drunkenly orders the Air Force to begin bombing Venezia.

Trump Media and Technology ($DJT) is nothing without Trump posting to Truth Social. The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.

BREAKING NEWS: Fox News reports a massive buildup of Venezuelan troops at the US-Venezuela border.

When you have a fight right before church.

This is the chairman of Toyota. In case you’re shopping for a car.

The stock market right now

If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.

Trump just got rolled by these two.

When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.

Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”

In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.

Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.

Everything that tastes good with butter, tastes even better with more butter. Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.

BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump announced that he will be dying this weekend. “Since I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.

Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.

At least Trump can count on the loyalty and support of a loving wife as he goes through this difficult time.

2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?