... rude

No, I'm not particularly afraid of your mom

Oh noes, I'm in danger of being a character actor getting punched in the face! www.youtube.com/watch?v=36r6...

Zoomed-in and blurry and hard to see, but that is a CURVED BLEP

The forehead under #9 was my grandfather — a congressman, judge, and lifelong friend of LBJ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_T...

I'm starting on my Halloween costume right meow

I'm sorry what

I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse. I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.

Maybury! Sibley! ward! What is a hell of a coaching staff?

Is Walton Goggins the Wario version of me?

"Let's use a metallic name for our apartment complex" "OK" "And chemical symbols for the logo" "Fine" "Organic, non-metallic chemical symbols" "But that doesn't make any--" "Benzene" "WHAT"

When a company's LinkedIn hiring process includes 7 stages with multiple long-form fields, maybe "Easy Apply" shouldn't be an option.

Happy 7th anniversary, @crobertcargill.bsky.social!

Pet nap posting, go

Injured by Nelson Muntz? File a haw-hawsuit

My cat Gus's love language is fetching objects and depositing them where he knows I'll find them; i.e. his food and water bowls

There is no valid reason why a ridiculous creature like this should exist in nature

Discount Tire may not have considered all interpretations of "fall for."

Typical Caturday ... or, any day ending in Y, I suppose

She doesn't know I was helping only so I could practice buzzer timing if I ever get on Jeopardy 😜

Repost with a banger picture of your cat(s)

25 years ago today, this shot (and other, less-pivotal scenes) premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival. i.imgur.com/Q3IjL.gif