Dalton Tomlin
@daltontomlin.bsky.social
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technical writer for TWC | Scrabble & trivia nerd | ailurophile | views mine | he/him/his
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5 months ago
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No, I'm not particularly afraid of your mom
almost 2 years ago
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Oh noes, I'm in danger of being a character actor getting punched in the face!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=36r6...
almost 2 years ago
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Zoomed-in and blurry and hard to see, but that is a CURVED BLEP
almost 2 years ago
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The forehead under #9 was my grandfather — a congressman, judge, and lifelong friend of LBJ:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_T...
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almost 2 years ago
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I'm starting on my Halloween costume right meow
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about 2 years ago
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I'm sorry what
about 2 years ago
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Dalton Tomlin
Bex, if you can keep it
over 2 years ago
I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse. I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.
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Maybury! Sibley! ward! What is a hell of a coaching staff?
about 2 years ago
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Is Walton Goggins the Wario version of me?
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about 2 years ago
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"Let's use a metallic name for our apartment complex" "OK" "And chemical symbols for the logo" "Fine" "Organic, non-metallic chemical symbols" "But that doesn't make any--" "Benzene" "WHAT"
about 2 years ago
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When a company's LinkedIn hiring process includes 7 stages with multiple long-form fields, maybe "Easy Apply" shouldn't be an option.
over 2 years ago
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Happy 7th anniversary,
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
!
over 2 years ago
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Pet nap posting, go
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over 2 years ago
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Injured by Nelson Muntz? File a haw-hawsuit
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over 2 years ago
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My cat Gus's love language is fetching objects and depositing them where he knows I'll find them; i.e. his food and water bowls
over 2 years ago
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There is no valid reason why a ridiculous creature like this should exist in nature
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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Discount Tire may not have considered all interpretations of "fall for."
over 2 years ago
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Typical Caturday ... or, any day ending in Y, I suppose
over 2 years ago
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She doesn't know I was helping only so I could practice buzzer timing if I ever get on Jeopardy 😜
over 2 years ago
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Repost with a banger picture of your cat(s)
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over 2 years ago
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25 years ago today, this shot (and other, less-pivotal scenes) premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival.
i.imgur.com/Q3IjL.gif
over 2 years ago
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