The organiser is a personal friend of mine and one of the best Jazz guitarists on the scene - he is organising this raffle to support grassroots UK jazz clubs. Fantastic prizes on offer and great odds - please support if you can, the draw is in a few hours! raffall.com/373292/enter...

That thing you’ve been thinking about writing? Don’t wait around hoping to find inspiration - start writing and the inspiration will come and find you.

Let’s all stop pretending we’re brilliant and celebrate our averageness.

This man is dead inside. He does not possess one shred of humanity.

Trump: I will stop all the wars! Also Trump: I may have to take military action against Panama and Greenland

Please be yourself!

When you get an expensive new toaster and make your first slice of toast with it, convincing yourself it’s the best toast you’ve ever had.

Ok Elton, I’ve stepped into Christmas. Now what?

A reminder of when America was actually cool for a while. How far it’s fallen.

If whoever is flying those drones over New Jersey has made them look like sleighs, nobody would have suspected anything.

Wanting to use a minor iv but worrying about sounding too much like John Lennon is a daily struggle.

FANTASTIC NEWS! Romania’s Constitutional Court has just annulled the first round of the presidential election due to heavy Russian interference. The second round will not take place on Sunday and the first round will be re-run. The electoral authorities will have to validate all candidates again.

Ah, the faces of cowardice.

We’ve updated our Clacton billboard to tell voters their MP just took £40k from a US firm that advises clients how to offshore their money and pay less tax. For the full story see video below 👇

Last year, Trump’s FBI Director was selling magic pills which would supposedly cleanse your body of the Covid vaccine to “reverse the vaxx” if you ever had one. A complete scam.

Nothing is written in the stars. It’s a series of full stops at best.

Today Guardian and Observer journalists are on strike over plans to sell the Observer to a loss-making digital start up and put its journalism behind a paywall. 🧵 How can you support us? SHARE our posts WRITE to [email protected] JOIN US - there's cake!

America, what the hell are you doing?

Shout out to everyone having an average day today.

I’m enjoying the irony that Jeff Lynne is not on Bluesky yet.

More sniffles from Kash during an interview. This time on Junior’s show, where it is a regular occurrence.

*mind blown*

Everyone should be treating X as State-run media now.

"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"

It will probably come as no surprise to anyone to hear that Elon Musk has now admitted that X (formerly Twitter) is throttling link-based posts, essentially stifling news articles on the social media platform. Thankfully we now have @bsky.app newrepublic.com/post/188794/...

How long before Mexico and Canada build walls to keep fleeing Americans out?

Musk has now threatened the leaders of Canada,Brazil, Germany. X helped create a riot in the UK. Now it seems he doesn't want the UK to make its own legal decisions. Time to act?

Oh no 😂 Expect the Trump Griftocaster soon.

If you’re going to stash top secret documents… don’t put them in the one room where people lock themselves in, sit down and search for something to read.

🏡 Glorious day… PNE will need to be up for the fight against a side who’ve been tough to beat. A crucial period starts at a drenched Deepdale. ☔️ #pnefc

Jay on Bluesky: We've been scaling up. There's been about a million people joining a day for the past week

There you have it. Texas is the first state to officially offer up their state for the concentration camps

What a vile, self-entitled git that bloke is.

Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content. That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂

Single? Create your own virtual first date by spraying half a can of Lynx on your knackers, watching a film you don’t like and holding your farts in all night.

@ghodgsonsport.bsky.social any chance of getting the LEP to open an account here?

My whole food diet is going great, much easier than I thought. This morning I ate a whole packet of biscuits.

Any songwriters, wordsmiths and creative musicians out there - give me a follow and I’ll follow you back!

If you can’t beat ‘em…

Bluesky is affirmation that not everyone in the world is a twat.

Jogging 5k every day is proven to extend your life. Unfortunately, it extends it by less than the amount of time you spend jogging.

I just shouted “Alexa stop!” at my toaster. Ffs.

Didn’t take long…

This unspeakable, insufferable cunt. Musk won't ever be able to demonstrate a microgram of the bravery and dignity Zelenskyy has demonstrated.

Blimey! @bsky.app has just passed 18 million users! It’s now adding a million users a day👏

There’s a limit to the number of times you can throw away your democracy. Once, in fact.