The Simpsons Quotes
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Sometimes the Simpsons say funny things.
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Mr Prime Minister! ... Andy!!
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"Good news everybody! Here's the greatest website"
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"By the time you wake up, you'll be walled inside my mausoleum forever!" s14e15
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Bart's growing up without me. He won't be ten forever. s14e15
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Hello pretty boy. That’s quite a beak on you. Hoo Hoo, who wants a kiss. Who wants a kiss? S14E15
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You know everything about me! S14E15
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What kind of watch do you have? S14E15
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Life is hard. Am I right? S14E15
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The trick is to blot the oil; wiping just pushes it around. S14E15
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“But right now, I’m looking for a patsy.” “Hello!” S14E15
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Well, huzzah, huzzah. I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight. S14E15
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I put my self through medical school dancing under the name Malcolm Sex S14E15 S14E15
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Pure. West. s04e09
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I bring you love.
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I'm a level-five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow. s12e04
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My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the American nonvoter. S3EP2
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Don't remember this episode.
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"HAHAHA!"
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Rest In Peace, Stan Lee s13e18
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Simpsons house made out of Perler beads. (Credit Reddit, u/kylemccoy)
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