Posing for live-drawing sessions again. Kate Winslet, eat your heart out. 🧐

Finally settled into my own little place away from the craziness of the world. Never thought I’d become such a homebody. 😅 Might look into picking up my photography again. No promises. 🥲

There’s a delicate balance to this existence, and I am reminded of it every day. One day, I’ll be getting a 100-dollar tip at my bartending job. The next day, I’m scratching my temple and manage to accidentally flick my glasses into my 55-inch television.

Who else needs a cool shower today? 🥵

Speech is monochrome, silence is gold. #artisticnude #selfportrait

Me when I finally start posting again. 🤭

Got off at my stop, walked past the window where he was sitting. Fucker looks me dead in the eye and gives me the SAME. FUCKING. SMIRK.

Train conductor asked for my ticket, and I instantly did a double take because he’s cute. I blushed and bumbled like an idiot. He noticed and gave an amused smirk. Kill me now.

I especially find it amusing that the first category are quite often used as stripper names, while you can put a “Madame/Mistress” or “Mister/Master” in front of the second category and you’ll have every dom name EVER.

Flashback to days when I felt REALLY bold in my urban garden. 😎🌞

The episode of the Naked Men Talking podcast featuring yours truly is now officially online! Check out a preview vid below! Spotify (open.spotify.com/episode/6hsAgE…) Apple Podcasts (podcasts.apple.com/be/podcast/nak���) Thanks to @GTVlondon for the nice chat!

From the archives - 2018 Results from the last time I posed for a mive drawing class. 🥰

Just finished a recording session of a podcast that’s coming online TOMORROW. 🤩 If you want to get acquainted with the podcast, check out Naked Men Talking on Spotify and Apple Podcasts: open.spotify.com/show/1eXJo7A... podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...

Archive - August 2022 Bday nude celbrating 3 decades.

I have this very particular way of reminding myself that I need to do laundry. When I run out of sweaters to wear, I end up with a red hoodie with “BAD BOY” embossed on it. A coworker asked me what happens when I run out of underwear, and now they keep checking if I am, indeed, wearing a pink thong.

I think that, from now on, I’m gonna say this every time I make a wrong judgement call.

The group of people most linked to anti-vaxxing are suddenly very cool with autism when they can link it to a billionaire doing a Nazi salute (not once, but twice) on stage of a presidential inauguration. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just had a coworker get up from her seat, walk over to me and snatch my airpods case from my hand -I’d been fidgeting with it without realizing it- because the noise was annoying her. Grabbed it back and told her that, next time, she can use her words. Gotta love being neurodivergent. 😒

The last time I visited a gay sauna, a guy jokingly tried to pinch one of my nipples, and I just went “NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!” with the appropriate voice. I am wholly convinced that I am meant to never have sex again. 🥲

Uh-oh.

And another little treat from my hotel room shower! 😘😏

Had some of the best sleep I’ve had in a year. I’m so happy with this hotel room, that I actually had some time and energy to take this. 🚿🥰

Managed to crack my own back for the first time earlier this afternoon.

Wish me luck.

Only just realized I’m working my 8th day in a row. Darlings, when I tell you I’m trembling on my feet. 😂😅

Currently at one my regular hangouts and there’s two people here with newborns and I’ve got that yearly sad going on that, even though I don’t want to be a parent for reasons, I probably won’t have a child in my life to nurture and take care of.

Tomorrow, wear a red ribbon to show your solidarity with people living with HIV on World AIDS Day!

Follow and you shall receive! Had some good times in an infrared sauna room this afternoon. 🥵

This year, I’m extremely thankful for my bed. I’m not American, nor do I celebrate Thanksgiving. I’m just a very tired, overworked little f-word.

Repost your profile pic

Y’know what? Happy #humpday! 🍑😘 📸: Yves Torfs

Y’all did not hesitate. 😂 🦋 exclusive is coming! Hoping to shoot some content on Friday.

Good morning! 😘

Bargain.

Might have to do a 🦋 exclusive when I reach 100 followers, don’t I?

📸 : Yves Torfs #artisticnude

For the past few months I’ve been very comfortable not pursuing anyone when it comes to dating, but this past week, there’s this one coworker who’s been making me a bit nervous. I probably just need to get laid, but it doesn’t help that I can’t seem to figure the guy out. 🥲

Guess I was just really craving a bath 🛁

What I usually am and what I usually need: emotional mess and some damn stability. What I am and what I need when I’m horny:

Ah yes. The negativity is slowly sinking its way into BlueSky. Just a piece of advice, don't repost about folks you don't like. Block them, and move on. I literally don't have negative vibes on my feed UNTIL someone talks about them.

Yeah, we cool.

You know that feeling when you’re just trying to mind your own business and your housemate’s cat keeps staring at you from the other side of the couch?

Bluesky moderators when they saw the wave of gays joining and starting to shamelessly post cock and hole

Can you imagine being such a self-absorbed person that you go see a universally acclaimed movie and the only takeaway from the experience you share with the world is “Fuck yeah… MY new movie is brilliant!”? 🥴

I’ll be emigrating my previous content from the formerly bird-app over the course of the next few weeks. It’ll be a nice passtime until I can produce some new content 😌

Might as well get things going on this account. 😇 #artisticnude #malenude