Megson out! #nffc

Go on Morgs, deck the stately-home sounding tosser #nffc

How the hell was that allowed to happen? #nffc

On the positive side, I like that we’re trying to play the ball and not being ultra defensive. That’s how you win games so not all hope is lost #nffc

Tarkowski just butted him in the back of the head! Is that allowed now? #nffc

FFS #nffc

Can is open. Here we go. #nffc

Well Derby, if that performance can beat Wolves I think your record could well be broken this season

Be fair, Wolves fans are staying longer than the Liverpool fans did at Anfield #nffc

A northern evangelical Christian group

Colour me ever so slightly whelmed #nffc

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssuuuuuuuuussssss!!!! #nffc

This ref is feeble #nffc

Is Morato’s job to go up for corners and try to win a penalty? Because it’s not working and, on balance, a defender might be more valuable #nffc

I hate to be cliched but this ref is bloody awful. Yellow for Milenkovic when a player backs into him and then quiet words for all the Wolves players as they continue to kick, push and wrestle #nffc

Ah the joys of suddenly getting a work issue stuck in your brain so you have to get up start working on it at 00:30 in the morning. That means no sleep for me tonight then

Hi Todoist. My account is not missing a 'valid' email address. The address is perfectly valid it just doesn't tell you me real email address. I know what you want but let's not do this dance ok?

"My colleague would like to talk to you about this opportunity" Well, why didn't they contact me? Why don't you name the company? Why is everything you think relevant in bold as if AI generated the message?

Bollocks #nffc

We’ve been better in the second half of the first half than we were in the first half of the first half until that goal right at the end of the first half. I’ve typed “half” too much #nffc #half

Can’t say I’m enjoying this. Whenever we get the ball we lose it straight away by hoofing it upfield #nffc

Always felt a bit odd that Facebook suggests people who I've met on twitter but ever in real life. But now It's suggesting their spouses too; who they may only have alluded to on another network. Just another way FB is creepy.

Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving

Where’s the drama, the tension, the fear of disappointment? Is this what we want as #nffc fans? Competence and confidence? I don’t think so! Get Postecoglou back before it’s too late!

A striker’s goal from the Serbinator #nffc

How is it ok Ted Cruz can have a side gig managing Malmö? #nffc

I am happy with the current state of this football match #nffc

What me? No. I’m going to bed and will catch the result in the morning… #nffc

I have another two Digg beta invites if anyone is looking for one

“Muuuuum! Just one more game!” “No, it’s bedtime. Turn it off and go brush your teeth” See Sony? Play does have limits. Wind yer neck in.

I have one invite for the new Digg available, anyone need one?

A new name for #lufc #StruggleLeeds

Chomsky? Who hasn’t emailed Jeffery Epstein?

On the downside; my Liverpool supporting ex-manager asked me to do something on Friday and I told him it was dependent on the result today. I guess I have to do it now #nffc

I’m a progressive and responsible father, so I bought my boys kebabs to show them how we celebrate winning at Anfield #nffc

Derby lost too? Oh that’s tremendous. Thanks to my old Watford stomping ground

Credit to Igor today. He didn’t get much service to plau his own game but battled all game for the team #nffc

Well, I got what I wanted didn’t I? #nffc

Admit it, you’ve missed these “45 minutes of pure stress” matches #nffc

Oh joy. #nffc

I said to myself “if we score from this corner I’m having a beer”. Murillo’s a star for so many reasons #nffc #cheers

Rectangleeeeeeeeeee! #nffc

I don’t expect us to get anything from this, just hoping we’re not meek and afraid of big scary Liverpool. #nffc

Later I’m going out for a walk on my own with despair in my heart. See how you like that! #nffc

Stuff you Viaplay and your stopping the commentary for Liverpool’s pre-match dirge. Fanboys.

Boom! 31-4 #TheAshes

w00t! 30-3 #TheAshes

Nokia want me to give them feedback on my new winter tyres. I'm stumped, what feedback could there possible be? They haven't exploded, they are still round? What?

Now, hear me out. Dean Henderson. Don’t you think he should be called Chris? Have you ever seen someone who looks more like a Chris Henderson?

The Liverpool fans are doing that loathsome whistling when the opposition have the ball.