Devin Field
@devinfield.bsky.social
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I just really don't want the President's insatiable desire to shutter the workplace where I've spent the last nine years to affect my breezy, pre-summer vibe.
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I worried what would happen to my town when they closed The Old Spaghetti Factory, but everything turned around when they opened The New Spaghetti Factory.
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My dream is to get on Jeopardy, give an answer that forces Ken to ask me, âCan you be more specific?â then scream âYOU BET I CAN!â at the top of my lungs as my time expires and I lose the money.
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I'm hard-pressed to think of a YouTube video title that would get me to click a link harder or faster than "Dad reacts to Sopranos ending"
16 days ago
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Sometimes when I change my sonâs diaper he locks eyes with me and slaps his penis as hard as he can while cackling, leaving me no choice but to acknowledge his status as the man of the house.
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damn the Catholics are goin OFF today
25 days ago
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So âactivatingâ your âvocal stimâ is just quoting a clip you like? NOT EVERY WHEEL NEEDS TO BE REINVENTED
29 days ago
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Anybody down to chat on AIM later?
30 days ago
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If Hemingway were alive today itâd be âAmazon return: baby shoes, never worn.â
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The only ICE I want at the airport are the cubes floating in my Dunkalatte!
about 1 month ago
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It's that time again For
@shaundiston.bsky.social
and I to do two person improv And for you to buy a ticket to see it live at UCB LA Or to watch the livestream And if you're a UCB student, it's FREE 3/25 7:00pm JOIN US, WON'T YOU
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DOUBLE FEATURE: Devin & Diston + Cook County Social Club
Wednesday, March 25, 2026 â 7:00 pm LA - FRANKLIN Two-person improv from your favorite comedians & big laughs from the Midwestâs best! DEVIN & DISTON: Join Shaun Diston (Twisted Metal) and Devin Field...
https://ucbcomedy.com/show/double-feature-devin-diston-cook-county-social-club-live-and-livestreamed-3/
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You, Me, Dupree and Tuscany
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Iâm just tryina bring about the Butlerian jihad death to AI my brothers let the holy war begin
about 2 months ago
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This is so fucking lame. Every other competing country is having a non-stop baseball party, while team USA is joylessly listening to a weirdo tell the story of that time he killed a guy.
about 2 months ago
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Betting big money that the Oscars will once again be swept by the hit 2001 comedy Rat Race (the TBS broadcast cut)
about 2 months ago
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Tuned into the stadium feed of the Spurs game just in time to see The Coyote wheel out a t-shirt cannon and make the sign of the cross before opening fire. Adding him to my spreadsheet of mascots that are practicing Catholics.
about 2 months ago
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Your government blew up an elementary school and lied right to your face about it and your taxes are due next month.
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My one-year-old son walked up to me, smiling, his hand closed in a fist. âWhat have you got there?â I asked, and he laughed as he dropped a live spider in my open palm.
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There are few more appropriate ways to commemorate America's 250th anniversary than by starting a new forever war in the Middle East.
about 2 months ago
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I think itâs all of our civic duty to leave this weekend at least as informed about Iran as we are about Shia LaBeoufâs Mardi Gras experience.
2 months ago
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These two fucks have a show tomorrow night and there's nothing you can do but ATTEND live and live-streamed get tickets here:
ucbcomedy.com/show/double-...
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HOT SHOW THIS WEEK get tickets for Devin & Diston 2/25 7:00pm @ UCB
ucbcomedy.com/show/double-...
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2 months ago
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Many are saying this may be the most Californian person to ever exist:
2 months ago
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I canât watch The Olympics anymore. If I wanted a bunch of 17 year olds to make me feel bad about myself, Iâd go to the mall.
2 months ago
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when the bagel place gives me the wrong kind of bagel but I donât realize it until I get home so now I have to decide if I want to eat the bagel I wonât really like or go back to the bagel place and make a little scene
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Democrats are currently texting me like âI have DEPRESSION because of THE BAD STUFF which is why Iâm SITTING DOWN and the only cure is YOUR MONEY.â
2 months ago
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On our flight yesterday we sat behind a 4 year old boy who asked us if we spoke Chinese, told us we MUST go to Singapore, then spent the next four hours farting almost constantly.
2 months ago
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Books are so fucking good, man. Huge shoutout to everyone whoâs writing âem.
3 months ago
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Wayne and Garth would have had a damn field day with this one:
3 months ago
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Hey
@stephenking.bsky.social
does it ever piss you off that you spend months - sometimes years - crafting gripping narratives filled with complex characters and rich ideas only to have me read them in like two days?
3 months ago
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I always knew this would end in disappointment.
3 months ago
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Happy to announce that you can see me in a promo for a teaser for a first look at a web exclusive preview of a behind the scenes sizzle reel of an upcoming Super Bowl ad!! (non-union, unpaid)
3 months ago
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If youâre a famous white actor and you get the call to do a voice in Ken Burnsâs American Revolution, youâre PRAYING itâs for one of the colonists who thought slavery was bad. Tom Hanks doesnât wanna be in a VO booth saying âLiberty is a sacred right - except, of course, in the case of the AfricanâŠâ
3 months ago
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Searching the Epstein files database for the phrase âburied treasureâ đ€
3 months ago
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One of the best things about the protest I went to was all the cool teens there. Little punks with skateboards wearing huge pants and homemade âFUCK ICEâ t-shirts. I asked them âHey chat, is Trump unc?â and they beat my ass.
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Is it fun to promote a show right now? NO! But do I feel more grateful than ever for the communal experience of shared laughter that only live comedy can provide? YES! Shaun Diston and I start our new two-prov show tomorrow, 1/28 at 7:00pm @ UCB LA with Cook County Social Club. Live & Livestreamed!
3 months ago
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Itâs too bad Antifa is not the coordinated organization they claim it is because I remain ready to join.
3 months ago
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Hey I know I look like a narc but I swear I really wanna know: whereâs the protest tomorrow LA? DM me. Fuck ICE.
3 months ago
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ME (WET HAIR, LOUD SUIT, LOUDER VOICE): Have YOU been SNUBBED by the MOTION PICTURE ACADEMY?! I will GET YOU PAID!
3 months ago
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Gmail has this awesome new feature where it automatically writes me summaries of my emails that are completely incorrect and then suggests I reply to said emails with the stupidest sentences I've ever read!
3 months ago
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Itâs scary to think about the quality of history education in American schools. Do kids today even know to whistle while they work, Hitler is a jerk, Mussolini pulled his weenie now it doesnât work?
3 months ago
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reposted by
Devin Field
Matt Apodaca
3 months ago
When mom says no dessert until you finish your veggies
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watched a TikTok comp captioned â30 Rock is so unseriousâ YEAH THATâS THE POINT
4 months ago
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Canât explain it, but just cracked up at the idea that Romeo and Juliet are Italian.
4 months ago
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OK, enough fucking around: time to start my Christmas shopping.
4 months ago
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Iâd bet good money that a big part of Trumpâs decision to start a new forever war in Venezuela was that Maduro kinda looks like Saddam Hussein and he got confused.
4 months ago
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You think Iâm happy that the guy from Shark Tank is good at acting? You think Iâm glad that a right wing money ghoul turns in one of the better supporting performances of the year? No, but cinema isnât fair. Thatâs why Jared Leto has an Oscar.
4 months ago
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If theyâd let me decide who survived the Stranger Things finale:
4 months ago
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In the end, it was about the Things we made Stranger along the way.
4 months ago
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Not sure why Iâm not hearing more about how good The Testament of Ann Lee is - guess Iâm one of the few allies willing to speak up for women in film đ
4 months ago
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