finally taking bf to his belated birthday massage 🥰

I’m so glad that I decided to read The Promised Neverland. The anime fumbled so hard, and I never got around to the manga until now. It’s beautiful, gutting, terrifying, and so so fun.

every day on this app

4 years ago, my kitten started breathing rapidly and showing signs of extreme distress. I took him into the vet as soon as it opened, where he was diagnosed with FIP and given a few days to live. The next day, I bought black market injectables from anonymous cat ladies on FB and he’s still alive.

surprise day off bc client was sick gonna be almost 90 out today time to go to the moooooovies

Between Southwest changing their baggage policy and this, budget traveling is dead.

just found out the husband of my former boss died and my immediate reaction was, “finally, someone who deserved it,” so I guess I need to chew on that for a while.

had some feelings, did my hair

can’t wait to look at my therapist’s face tomorrow when I sit on the couch and say, “I WANNA TALK ABOUT GENITALS AND DEATH.”

I’m sorry but this period is freaking me out. I am cramping like crazy. A clump of tissue the size of a quarter fell out of me while I was in the shower. My last period was 9 days and ended 12 days ago. I’m so tired of this.

I spend so much money on menstrual products.

favorite co-worker just told me she has colon cancer, cool cool

I was on a heavy period for NINE DAYS, off for twelve, and now back on. This is unbearable.

Fully convinced that getting married at Timberline Lodge is the start of a speedrun toward divorce.

oh, babe there are so many stories from this week that I want to tell you and to ask about your birthday plans and to send you the annual rainy spring playlist and to show you your niece’s hair I miss you, asshole.

politeness is out, I’m walking into the doctors office using caveman voice BACK HURT BOOBS BIG SHOULDER HAVE DENTS BUT SARA LIKE BOOBS NEED LESS BOOB

highly recommend the spongebob squarepants theme song for karaoke

Happy Request An Extension Day to all who celebrate

😭🥹

lmao got my period last night

My PDX nostalgia is that kids these days just don’t understand the magic of buying drugs in the Burlingame Fred Meyer parking lot.

seeing the Midwest sweetie tomorrow for the first time since July 🥹

also I rearranged my work schedule so that therapy days are days off and it has very much been the right choice

I said NO today and it feels GOOD

blessings to all who plan parties for 2PM noon is too early, 4 is too late

tfw it’s one hour before the plans you made 2 months ago and the anxiety kicks in

“How’s your apocalypse going?” has worked well so far.

my childhood poverty trauma screams, “they didn’t save the picture frame?”

Thinking about that beautiful set of years pre-COVID when Gost, Dance With The Dead, Perturbator, Carpenter Brut, and Magic Sword were all rotating in and out of each others tours (even a stint with Author & Punisher). James’ passing hurts so much.

I'll miss you dude. Thank you for all the music.

GOST has been a huge part of my relationship with Brett and my overall journey these last 10 years. This is gutting.

“AMERICAN TIPPING CULTURE IS USED TO JUSTIFY POVERTY WAGES” isn’t enough to help people understand why I switched flat pricing but “The card processing fees are four times higher for tips than standard transactions” does.

oh, just what I needed, another goodbye

Making an OP sorcery build in Elden Ring until I could just run around saying “BIG STICK GO BOOSH” is the most fun I’ve ever had in gaming.

dude can you pay off my student loans

2024 me: “man, I should have been smarter with my money, I shouldn’t have bought a PS5 and 3070Ti in 2022/2023.” 2026 me: “oh thank fuck for my stupidity.”

feed says “Nebraska Basketball” is trending but I deeply want to believe that you guys call it Nebrasketball

pretty sure the scent was missing person by phlur or ombré leather by tom ford

bless this bus full of hot people who smell good

me immediately after thinking about how many people have never seen Josh Hartnett fly over a field of CG boobs:

holy shit, my therapist also has visual snow syndrome and GETS IT

I need to drop the fact that I’m a direct descendant of one of the most famous crime families in the history of this country into conversations more often.

OLD CHAIR GONE

It’s been 7 months. I miss you so much, babygirl.

my left arm:

OMG MY DESK IS ALREADY HERE 😭

do the google offices still have that little sign that says “don’t be evil” or did they finally let that go?

laughing at myself for once dating a dude who changed his last name to a form of legal currency

🥹 holy fuck I’m actually going to be able to use my computer and set up a drawing station again 🥹