thinking about p1ppinses getting caught stealing or whatever by z4ppers and being like "oh nooo (unbuttoning shirt), if only there was some way I could convince you to let this slide ;)))" but the z4ppers are dumb and really locked in on the job so they just don't catch the hint at all

sh1ppins... save me... sh1ppins save me group of p1ppinses flustering the hell out of b4ttat

they don't tell you about the "developing new kinks" phase of hyperfixations. why am i sexually attracted to dice now what the hell

i think a lot about shaking being a weird sex thing for p1ppinses... there's also something to be said about "bust" being a gambling term, I think. everything about these creatures is so perverted i love them ( #deltaruined )

it is my objective, unbiased, and completely trustworthy opinion that there needs to be more b4tt4t hypno in the world. blinks so innocently

i am outfreaked by leaps and bounds by others in this community every day and still have the audacity to be like "noo i can't share my thoughts they're too Perverse :(("

considering twitter is literally its namesake, it's kind of funny that "miketit" is taking off way more on here than it is over there

i actually really appreciate how kinky the deltaruined space is. i feel like i've learned a lot about so many different kinks and what exactly is appealing about them just from being a pervert and lookin at del//tar//une porn often