no not that other thing I 'm talking about Hum Dumptster. you know the rank egg fellow

logged on

sorry, my dog ate

let's paul

alucardi b

broke: using tinder as a dating app woke: using twitter as a dating app bespoke: using ravelry as a dating app

antiposti

Dog Bread

you know i keep that mf thingamajig on me

need to get off my high horse, and my regular one

some of you all, sometimes, some of... some of y'all, some of youu rowdy lot, you, you... sometimes you all just... sometimes i ...

every day i wake up and get it twisted

do bugs know???

Yabb of Dabb of Doo

kissed the opps on the forehead and tucked them into bed

ohhhh your first word was mama? dada? goo goo gaga? buddy my first word was the true name of god

i need to start a knitting circle with beautiful transgender women

adaptation of yojimbo where the i, the level headed and neutral third party and god's favorite, come in and play the rival gangs of steven universe queers and ketamine queers against each other

thinking about uploading an image to the internet. considering it

getting gout from all the grains of salt i'm being asked to take this with

bro dont talk to me im bug-in-a-rugmoding

sharpening up the old tit’s.,

namign a crab Leonardo da pinchy

clunt eastwood

femme4femme? no no i'm talking femme4fen. put me in the swamp ladies

when carrie's mom called them dirty pillows, i think that was pretty kunt

okayyy miss thingeborg bachmann

drinking a capucheano

what r u, some kind of iotated yat,,, get lost

*at the perfume counter* you're telling me a top played this note?

all high-femme death metal band called gorg-guts

jarjar bink looking in horror at a comic book where he is on the cover, holding a comic book where he is on the cover, etc, shouting, "Meesa en abyme"

drinking water after eating something salty is delightful. but drinking water after eating something sweet? not so good. someone should get that figured out

Deez Irae

Drag name Gaston Snatchelard (serving the poetics of Face)

ok what's this whole Fancy Football thing that men are so obsessed with

serving thunt(ifaxath)

not a volcel (choose not to have sex) but a volecel (unable to compete on the sexual marketplace due to being a small rodent)

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

whipped crime

buddy im so femaile my red blood cells are fullof Shemoglobin

no no every night i take 200 mg of Pro Jester-one to enhance my clownish ass

me & who