I must be getting good at breastfeeding because today I managed to do it whilst walking. Needs must and that

All the baby stereotypes are true. Put them in a cute, planned outfit and they will poo and pee all over it. Needs to leave the house and they will want a big feed so you can't get ready and actually look like you're coping

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Being a mother is the most terrifying thing I've ever done. Honestly, I may not have lived a dare devil lifestyle but I've never been so terrified in my life.

Respect to Liverpool Police for announcing details about the car driver so quickly. So critical in this day and age, sadly.

So sad I've had to tell Stoffle's mumma that he needs to be rehomed asap. Whilst always temporary, one of the cats is peeing outside the litter box which is a stress response, and i can't deal with that and a newborn. I'm gonna cry just like the newborn when Stoff leaves though 💔

Unhinged tiny baby cake

People are putting up countdowns for Download and it's very terrifying because that's my due date

First Slamdunk not attended out of choice since 2016 as well! Sad times but of course my friend marrying the love of their life is more important, plus travelling to north London at 37 weeks pregnant probably isn't wise!

Attended a wedding completely sober yesterday for obvious reasons, and it was really fun to imagine all the drunk people as toddlers. I also still had a fab time 💚

Pouring all my hatred for this week into passion for my baby shower cake It's gonna be so unhinged

Imagine being able to sleep at night

Stoffles pissed on our duvet. Again. This week has been a lot and I still have a baby shower and wedding to get through without having a meltdown.

I wish someone would tell me if my cars a write off or not. Would like to either sort out a new car or get mine fixed asap, considering any day now a tiny human is gonna be climbing out of me

GP receptionists strike again. Half an hour late being called for my midwife appointment at the doctors surgery, asked the receptionist whose reply was they're not connected to the midwives. Ok but can someone not just knock on their office door and ask????

This situation is ridiculous. Why isn’t the Labour government sorting this out? www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

You'd think it'd be being in a car crash that'd be the source of my pain but honestly, my knee is the most painful thing from falling over earlier that day 😅

If my sister wasn't so painfully neurotypical, I'd think she was autistic with how like pragmatic and to the point she is

... do you think I can still charge my bosses for my mileage up until the crash ??? 👀

the feminine urge to sit on the grass and make daisy chains

I am very ready to get baby out though. Between the low iron, low platelets, hypertension turning pre eclampsia, the falling over then a car crash, I'm done. Let's get her out, gotta be safer than staying in. She's 36 weeks, she's ready enough!

I swear only i could get into a car crash for the first time when I'm 8 months pregnant. I'm so sorry, baby, your mum's a liability

Ayyyy as if Tommy Cash is the Estonian Eurovision entry ahaha

I obviously dislike pro lifers and pro life men especially, but a pro life man without a vasectomy? Which is probably most of em. Get fuckedddd, my dude.

Ay the defendant plead guilty so I didn't have to give evidence as a witness 🤙🏻

Oli Sykes and his wife expecting a baby? God forbid it's a girl and a 30yo dude marries her when she's 18 eh 👀

I keep getting told that I'm doing too much but it's just really hard for my lil ADHD brain. Like I either sleep or do everything, there's no in between

I feel like it's older women who put other women down the most, in my experience. I think this is changing, I hope it is. It really needs to die out with the older generation.

Today, Keir Starmer said high immigration has done "incalculable" damage to the UK. 5 years ago, he said: "We welcome migrants, we don’t scapegoat them." No wonder voters are suspicious. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/analys...

I'm so often in awe at how different me and my sister are. Like I get we are two different people but for people who share DNA and who were brought up by the same people, God damn we could not be less alike

Honestly so close to cancelling our baby shower

Having a lazy duvet day. Because soon I won't be able to. Some people hate napping when the weather's nice out, i love a sunny day with a breeze coming through whilst I doze in bed 💕

Dya know who deserve the hype that Attenborough gets? Jane Goodall. Vegan queen. Puts her money where her mouth is (literally).

My damn maternity jeans no longer fit me. MATERNITY JEANS. Ffs

Picking up a pink microwave later and it's so funny to me because I've actually had multiple people say to me that it's good of Luke to let me have a pink kitchen and pink sofa. Like first of all, let me?? Secondly, it's just a colour??

I keep saying, "I'm so tired even though I haven't done anything" and i need to stop and correct myself because like... you're growing a human lmao

Having a friend die by suicide means that I'm constantly noticing things he's missed out on. Music, people, films, even just sunny days.

What a lovely day to get my hairy legs out 🥰

I was hot when I went to Singapore in September 2023

A woman came up to me in a shop and asked, "Have you got long left?" And she had to repeat it twice until I realised she was asking about my pregnancy ahaha

The way this drunken photos means so much to me because it was taken 2 years ago when I'd just been dumped and my best friend was visiting from Seattle and just tried to make me feel better 💕

Due in 8 weeks and I've finally bought everything "must have" and were basically good to go. Scary af.

Spearmint rennies have no business being as delicious as they are

Get you a man who wakes up at 6.30am to get a limited edition Joe Cool coffee cup with you. We didn't even succeed and he didn't get annoyed about that either 💕

Been unwell and mostly just rotting in bed this week (except for when I dosed myself up with paracetamol on my birthday) and the cats have been keeping me company

32 years old ✨️

Just a casual email from my boss today

It's all getting very real

When you hand the coffee over to the guy from Dreams and he says, "Ah thanks! I need the caffeine" and you smile, knowing full well you're handing him decaf. I'm sorry, my guy!!!

We live on a private road owned by a garage, who won't let us park on it. We keep getting their mail delivered to ours by accident. Now I could just put it in their letter box or I can send it back with their correct address to be mailed to them again 😇