Waymo except it’s pedicabs

Cars ruin the planet exhibit 14857 § 7520p17 www.earth.com/news/asteroi...

OH MOTHER FU

Superbowl LX AI slop ad drinking game. The last Toyota ad… DRINK

POOR LIL GUY

not ideal 😅 (hope no one got hurt)

Tai Chi Walk that ass to the bike room and then ride to the gym. iykyk

yo all of this sucks a lot

i am this close to crashing tf out because of all these e bikes and e scooters hauling ass on the sidewalk

No comments section? Cowards. (Glad to read this statistic is cooling off.)

On the bright side, when gas becomes prohibitively expensive and difficult to source because of supply chain disruption, maybe people will realize that bikes were the way to go all along!

It’s going to be so funny when they finally realize that autism is actually caused by tire particles and car exhaust.

On the way to Bari I saw: * A guy driving on a flat tire * An giant luxury SUV run a stop sign, barely avoiding a wreck * Two Teslas, trying to occupy the same lane * A truck hitting an Amazon delivery van side mirror and destroying it * Car going the wrong way down one way street absolute anarchy

This is my kinda weather hoooo yeah

OH MY GODDDDDAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH youtu.be/LFJEbv4qqo8?...

These ladies are quick

lol FREEDOM

Today on a whim I biked up to Agora Market and grabbed one of those little fresh juices, Cucumber Pineapple Ginger. 6oz of that juice + 2oz good tequila + 1/2oz simple syrup Shake with ice into a pint glass Friends it was one of the best drinks I've ever had.

Do not ride your electric bike on the sidewalk. This is a threat.

Proud citizen of the Midwest Coalition 🫡

Who’s got a Big Dummy in Chicago or Milwaukee for sale? I have some furniture to haul.

ok story time Girl on a Divvy gets hit by a livery driver and eats pavement. I help her out of the street, make sure she’s not dying, deal with her bike, and snap a picture of the license plate.

Ok ok one more but this time it’s bike related: Expect traffic deaths, especially cyclists and pedestrians, to increase dramatically over the next 2-6 years. Be extra careful out there friends.

As promised, here is the final political post from me that isn’t bike related for this election cycle: Free your mind. When you realize that most Americans are just assholes, you will achieve serenity.

Standing in line to vote. Line is around the block. But I have a tallboy. All is well.

Sometimes I daydream about the future where most people are getting around on e assist bikes instead of SUVs and I’m like boy, the future is gonna kick ass.

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