this announcer does not know anyone’s names

unholy CONCACAF behavior right there

I think jose is whispering directly into the heads of the spirit players

sofia I’m so sorry but the universe had to rebalance after letting your earlier shot in

Lmao cantore wtf

our drought level got downgraded this week so I’m actually untouchable rn

Homophobes be losing 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Lyon and Barca are actually incapable of having a normal uwcl final

cue Sam Kerr tweet

Does the high scorer curse still apply if they do it in the final? Do pajor’s two curses against each each other out?

Korbin is so lucky she plays for Lyon bc they don’t have any fans to boo her

Feels like I’m having a stroke listening to this audio

THE CHILD !

if someone doesn’t love sulli I don’t trust them

gonna need someone to gif the “that’s a fucking yellow” from trin asap

oh boy another broken stream!

a geyse revival is NAWT what we need going into a world cup year

this was sick as hell

masters? more like mastHERS

also deeply rude of arsenal’s last game to be at 6am on graduation….if I fall asleep during the ceremony 🤷‍♀️

Why is this stream so shit

extremely confused by comms acting like that wasn’t a valid pen shout?

Why is the victory+ app so shit

if denver sign Kerr I’m gonna need them to release a ~sky blue~ colored 3rd kit immediately for the lore

can we sign the posts as our third gk for next season?

Codis goal should stand just for the bit

the real nwsl after dark is how this league is managed 🫠

my parents will never know I degreased the oven door for their visit

was not prepared for a Maria cameo in Beth’s video

one day I will learn to respect the high altitude UV but that day was not today

josé giving the post game talk I see

“A 2-0 lead is the most dangerous lead” is just a statistical error. denver summit, who have pulled 2-0 leads and gone on to lose 3-2 in back-to-back games, are an outlier and should not have been counted

every time I see guro in a gotham shirt I’m just

omg utah playing voulez vous when lacasse scores

Oh boy another corner where we’ll do nothing!

shocked the ref didn’t decide to call that offsides just for the fun of it

Arsenal pls. i have suffered enough today

we look emotionally and physically dead

gonna go faceplant into the snow so I can feel something other than rage

the inability to go to a bar with my coworkers after listening to an hour of this absolute bullshit is so rude actually

everyday I like to wake up and ask myself how I can personally maximize shareholder value

*muttering to myself* every dumbass Denver loss is one closer to cushings last

good heavens barbra banda

jfc banda you’re insane

I see the spirit was ready to get going

a weather delay means I shoulddddd write my final assignment but instead I shall clean

need the universe to know I am NOT strong enough to see a snake on my bike ride today