Under no circumstances should a Caesar salad wrap be warm or hot. Chilled and crisp only.

Being friends with me on insta is just me sending you reels all day long and you reacting mentally with “what the FUCK was that?” Sorry to the person dealing with this today, you know who you are

Yay more baseball

Me: hates dresses refuses to wear them Also me: I dream of wearing this zuhair murad dress

I apparently underestimated how much a baseball team could suck

When you’re having a bad def recommend hopping on FT with your friend and laughing so hard you both look like idiots and your face is red and your crying and can’t speak and are just making odd sounds and screams from trying to laugh and speak at the same time

Laughed so hard I started cramping 😭😭😭😭

I think I’m drinking the best latte I’ve had in my life or at least in years oh my GOD

Hair consultation is tomorrow 🙂‍↕️

WE TAKE THE LEAD THEN GIVE IT UP THEN TAKE THE LEAD THEN GIVE IT UP GOD

I TURNED OFF THE GAME FOR FIVE MINUTES AND WE LOSE A LEAD WHAT THE FUCK

Would usually get excited about a home run but we’ve lost so many games… that I have to make sure the game is over because I can’t celebrate anything 😭

Have to get my hair done at the salon… might be going a little crazy because I’m thinking why not get highlights or change my hair color to blonde?!

Told someone that I was volunteering to help a dog organization Got a “why don’t you help people instead” Lmao can you just stop

About every other reel on insta right now is that garret guy from the new hockey tv show that’s going insane

Why is everyone talking about basketball

WHAT IS THIS WEATHER 😭😭😭😭

Me mentioning my knee feels off today Someone: you probably need to lose weight Sigh

I’m sorry this weather is too hot pls bring back spring

Walking around and I see a girl with her partner He’s walking behind her playing with her curly hair 🥹😭

Better way to spend the night Sitting outside in the summer weather alone and enjoying my peace

So a couple friends told me that Massachusetts is one of the prettiest states ever and I’ve driven through but haven’t spent time there. New England trip/vacay? Maybe?

Me in a group chat where everyone is discussing which club they want to go to tonight or which DJ they want to see

Need to get a haircut. Should I get bangs?

Listened to the walk off win on the radio broadcast last might, holy shit that’s good baseball

At the gym and two guys are talking about how crazy Lebanese women are to date… 🥴

Is every mlb season this chaotic or what

Getting swept by the Mets is just embarrassing like…

I didn’t know it was possible to be worse than the white sox but here we are

Losing to the New York Mets is sad

Asks a man for help on some thing that will take about five minutes of his time He proceeds to grumble and throw a mini fit 🙄

What’s a nice way to tell someone you’re disappointed in them lol

THE SPIDER MOVED AND I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT

Showering, look up, see a massive spider on the ceiling. I’m gonna scream and vomit and need a new bathroom

Sitting outside, perfect weather, nice breeze, got a Diet Coke, and no one is bothering me 🥲

💙

Me looking up my MLB team’s win loss rate by year and realizing they kinda suck and last year was one of their best years but since I only started watching baseball last year I thought they were better than they are which means that the team’s performance is likely statistically downhill from here

Sorry to my mutuals who have to deal with me sending them insta reels of cars all day I’ll only send you like 100 more videos

If I have a free ticket to an nba playoff game, should I go even though I don’t really enjoy basketball that much?

UGHHH

Is the skubal 2-4 weeks news real or is someone fucking with us

Pros and cons of your baseball team having a day off Cons: no baseball Pros: they aren’t losing a game

What’s the term for when you’re having a really bad day and you need to cry it out but everything keeps getting busier and worse so you don’t have time to cry it out

It never fails to amaze me how elder middle eastern women will just say shit to you like “Well if your face didn’t look like that, then maybe you’d find a guy.”

Why did they suspend AJ hinch tho

Hey maybe they just ban him from playing in the mlb!

Baseball is overrated

The amount of willpower I am summoning to prevent myself from eating a pint of ice cream, a cheeseburger, several rolls of sushi, and like five other fast food meals is unnatural