FUCK. YEAH. I knew today felt like a good day.

I may not have any time to play games these days anyway, but I'm still really upset that the sequels to BOTH of my favorite kinda different exploration games (Kerbal and Subnautica) are fucked. Guess I'll just hafta land on Eve again.

I'm putting this on my resume.

Germany: NEVER AGAIN. Israel: Well, maybe again, as long as it isn't us.

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HOL' UP. THE TRUCKER IN SMOKEY & THE BANDIT IS THE SINGER OF *THE SONG*???

"I don't know anything about The Creator, but I liked Rogue One and could go for a good scifi romp. I'll give it a watch." 2 hours later I haven't cried so much over a movie since ~38 minutes into Dumbo

Look, I'm not saying Pam Bondi should be in jail getting gang-raped for not responding to a subpoena, I'm just saying that's what would've happened to any of us.

How many more times have I almost been run over since self-driving cars came around? Waymo

There are many scenarios that appeal to me for how it goes down when it finally does. But a constant frontrunner is the bit at the end of Death of Stalin. No pomp, no circumstance, just a lil bit of justice.

I face more consequences from missing a single mortgage payment than that fat orange cunt faces for ANYTHING. So fucking sick of this shit.

If you brought all the ancient cunts that founded various religions to control & exploit ppl to the present day & let them see the world, they'd all just look at each other like, "dude...we WON." Smdh

The Covenant (2023) is WALL-E

"You look naughty but I'm sure you're nice...." SHOOT YOUR SHOT, SANTA

Seeing weight loss drug ads while watching a movie like The Substance is one of the funniest damn things I've ever experienced.

"Hey, look, there's a shark over there!" "Aw WICKED, let's go jump it!!" - overheard while the Ted Lasso finale was being written

Just looked on the PS Store & one of the "top games in your country" is a fucking tool of fascism simulator (or a SWAT thing, wtd). I get more disappointed with this fucking place by the hour.

Now he'll NEVER find it

I have a problem (particular to me, in addition to the myriad problems facing everyone else on this toasted rock): we just had our 2nd kid & our first isn't 2 yet. We're struggling a bit to take care of everything we need to (the house has been a disaster for quite some time...).

I think it should be...well, perhaps not illegal, but frowned upon to have hot nurses do your pre-op when you're having a procedure done on your undercarriage

She talk about a "sexually explicit love affair" but she is lights off, under the covers missionary 100%