I am, got-up-to-get-something-to-clean-my-glasses-with-and-came-back-with-cookies, years old. So, let's try that again...

What book do you think would be a tough sell? I am going with this one. Odysseus’ Ultimate Guide to Asking for Directions #books #writing

There is one simple rule, While chopping onions, DO NOT, rub your eyes. Why the F*** can’t I remember this?

Blue Sky, you say? Well, I see so many people posting magnificent photos of sunsets here… seems more like orange sky to me, but whatever.

Whenever a cat is uncertain of a person they gingerly sniff them. I have often wondered what exactly that sniff is telling them. There is no doubt it is important to the cat, because they all do it. “I sniffed you and found you not worthy.” But why? #cats

For a dear friends birthday the brief was, Cook that pizza thing we saw and some cookies. Use my favorite chocolate. So, here you go… Whatever we’re calling that pizza thing... Plus, Snickers cookies and Twix cookies. Favorite was ambiguous. Fun to make, and oh so much better to eat.

Oh, $%#!, it’s Monday again… wait that’s been negative. Let’s call it, Friday eve, eve, eve, eve.

I find this kind of thing amusing. If we get to the end of it... #reading #writing

Someone leaked the news that my boss is coming into town tomorrow. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Yes, I like dragons, but that doesn't mean I'd be keen to meet one!

I know. I typo. A lot.

I work in public, and other people talk way too loudly. Especially on the phone. So, I involuntarily catch pieces of that those people are saying. Today it was this from a person walking by. "I was going to ask him out, but then I fell in the sea." Wait, come back! I've for so many questions!

I buy books by people I've never heard of... that's how they become people I have heard of. Keep it up, people I've never heard of, you're writing some good stuff, you know? #books #writing

Oh boy, time for some very rude words indeed. Use your imagination as to which, because you will no doubt be correct.

Ooooh, I set the new toaster to burn-food-to-a-crisp on my first try. I feel so special. Anyone want to come over and share some charred bread products with me? I am sure the noise of the smoke alarm will stop shortly.

Contemplating life and wondering if we’ll ever get, “Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Or even, “Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Either way, I’d pay money.

All the feral cats were under my car and I got this look from them, “Dude, it’s too hot! Don’t make us move.” and so that errand is not getting done.

“Phone case with built-in credit card/ID holder.” Ah, so you’ve designed a product that enables me to lose everything all in one go? Nice…

Yes, I spent half a day baking bread when I could have gone to the store and bought some. The thing is, it felt good to do something with my own hands. Sure, the bread isn’t the greatest and my kitchen ended up a mess, but it made me happy. Simple things often do.

Classical music for pets? Yes, that came up in a search today, and of course, my silly mind immediately thought Bach would be popular with dogs. After that, I wasted far too much time trying to figure out what cats would be into... far too much time...

I give you the what-we-have-left-until-payday special. Although it might not look it, this tasted good.

Traffic got backed up today because a person stopped to rescue a turtle from the middle of the road. Strange as it might seem, that made my day.

Hotels offering so-called free breakfast isn't much of a selling point for me. Now I would go for, "Free breakfast I actually WANT to eat and served at a reasonable hour of the day, too." ...yes, I know, stop being tight and buy breakfast.

While I am pro-pineapple on pizza, and I think seafood on pizza has to be tried to be believed, I am going to have to draw the line at insects being a topping. I am sure it is great… but…

I think the capture folks have figured out I like cats.

I work in retail and hospitality, so today is merry, happy, thank-f***-that-is-over, day. Anyway, just here to say best wishes to all for the year ahead.

Very Smart 😸 Cat Climbing Steps #SundayThoughts

You know, it is nice to have a “fitness” watch that understands my lazy old behind so well.

Sure, I like the physical dictionary, and I enjoy looking things up… but maybe today there is a touch of not wanting Google to know I can’t spell dissipated, even when given three tries.

Due to work complications yesterday, I added just a single word to the story I am writing. because Today, this is how things stand. “Come on, brain, you can’t leave me hanging, because what?” Whatever it was, the thought has sprouted wings and gone to the place where thoughts go to die.

“I’m gonna bake, buy vanilla, nutmeg, and chocolate chips.” “Okay, that's $15 worth of ingredients.” “Yes?” “I can buy 56 chocolate chip cookies for $15.” ... ... ... “Buy the cookies.”

Pondering life while waiting at the lights... #writingcommunity

Boo on a bookshelf anyone? Have a frightfully good day my fiends. #writingcommunity

Well, that’s about as close as I get to feeling like a Jedi… unless force quitting applications leads to the dark-side.

One of my favorite Star Trek moments...

Why do I love you? You’re the only one who knows how to find the secret door to my soul.

Follow your dreams while you can. You will never have more time than you do right now.

I love using a physical dictionary, although I have to admit that I get distracted and end up reading more that I need. Today, I am amused by one particular definition. The dictionary folks have included a definition for the word dictionary… in their dictionary. #writingcommunity

If anyone should ever read the book I am writing, I want you to know that chapter 17 has been an absolute b***h to edit. Okay, grumbling over and back to it. #writingcommunity

Okay... I was trying to look up something to do with alien species when a pop-up asked me to verfify that I was human. Failing the test twice didn't help any.

Darn it UPS, I wanted that box!

if you came here looking for ansers, then you might be in luck…

The package I have been waiting on has been in Las Vagas for three days... I hope it's having a good time out there...

Well now... I am not sure if I will EVER need this phrase, but thanks anyway.

I'm on the road a lot, and so I get to eat lunch in my car. In this particular spot, there was a flock of grackles outside giving me a guilt trip. The one in the picture hopped onto my wing mirror and tapped on the window. Much to the annoyance of the flock, this one was okay with eating out my hand

I was reading this book when I broke my arm. Now I imagine my characters are saying, “How do you like it when it’s you? Huh? HUH?” #writingcommunity #writing

So, it is Pi day and a perfect excuse to eat pie… and maybe do some math, but mainly pie. Okay, hands up, that is a bakery brought pie. I lack the skills to create yummy.

How far do you all go with research? Part of what I am writing described there being moonlight on a specific night/location in the 1920s. After some research, it turns out there was no moonlight on that night. Kinda mattered to me to get it right, even if no one else will care. #writingcommunity

The boss said stick it on a drive and send it to me...