I have an ANNOUNCEMENT….I have returned to Tumblr and Bluesky. 🫶🏻

Covid ruined people’s brains I stg if one more of my customers acts like they don’t know how to use our app I’m gonna rip my eyeballs out

She speaks truth.

GIRL I got a warning strike on TikTok for literally defending Beyoncé against a Billie fan. For context I am literally a top listener of Billie but cmon talk Beyoncé ate and deserved that AOTY 🙂‍↕️

I fear I may be addicted to watching Chappell Roan’s performance of Pink Pony Club at the Grammys 😭

I have an unhealthy obsession with watching Jasmine Crockett talk about the law and reading other congress people down.

This gives me chills honestly…but in a good way. It’s beautiful to see so many openly and proudly stand against fascism.

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

How long are they going to stand around and listen to music? 🫠

How is everyone doing without TikTok? 🤣

Oh it’s gone now damn 😭 idk this all seems strange.

Yo they really fuck with Luigi on Rednote 😂 I’m kinda living for it

Why can’t I see some of my followers when I get a notification they followed me? 😣

I…liked some of the stuff I saw in the more mom-like sections at Kohls today. I almost bought a sweater the same brand as my mom 😭 is this…womanhood?

….i can’t fit into the pants I bought last summer 😒 HOWEVER my ass and tits look AMAZING

I’ve seen people on TIktok say we should all go back to Tumblr? You mean the homeland? Like? I had no idea they were popping off over there still.

Platformer [Jan 10] - FB/Meta clarifies guidelines for allowable trans posts: "Trans people aren't real. They're mentally ill." "Trans people are freaks." "'Transgender' people are not a real thing." "A trans woman...is a pathetic confused man." "A trans person isn't a he or she, it's an it."

If anyone wonders why I haven’t posted much until today, the holidays were chaos plus I started working out with truly has drained my brain of thoughts 😂

I am sooo excited because of something pretty near I was chosen to beta test 🥰

My boyfriend is gassy 💀 the end

I think girlie is having an identify crisis because I thought he didn’t care about bigoted speech on his platform 💀

Most entertaining crashout ever 🙂‍↕️

Okay so some of the youngest few of Gen Z are just as technologically illiterate as the Boomers just so we’re all aware 💀

The worst thing about Lemon8 is there’s no dark mode as far as I can find

Some of the people I work with I the most basic dry boring ass people to talk to and I cannot deal with it 😒 give me back my old co-workers who talked true crime with me please

Male customers piss me off so bad. They are always trying to mansplain everything to me. Honey I work here…you don’t. Just because some rando in customer care told you that you get a free 16 pro max does not make it true girlie pop 😒

I just got jalapeño is my eye…definitely thought I was gonna be blind it hurt so bad 🙌🏻

I literally just saw news that she’s just been released so heck yeah 👍🏻 but my point still stands. This is a continuous up and down fight. Not a left and right fight.

I don’t even care if she’s a maga or leftists or centrist. This is wrong 😑 they are trying to make an example out of her to quell the start of this movement. The billionaires and the powerful elite are SCARED. They sit there a quiver in fear because THEY KNOW what they’re doing wrong and DO NOT CARE

These two posts right next too each other is hilarious 💀

Why are all our politicians “taking a hard fall”? 😂girlieeee we can’t be having these old dusty musty crusty people in office because their bones turn to dust when they slip down a stair. Their brains are like literal mush by this stage in life like bro bye

No because seeing him stutter like that is hilarious like yeah you should be scared big man. The people are getting angy 🙂‍↕️

If you’ve seen My Hero Academia…Luigi is lowkey Stain 🩸

I haven’t been on here long, but I did make it here smidge before the migration from X. Even with all these people on here, the ones that interact with my posts the most are my trans girlies which I think is beautiful 🙌🏻 Discovering community with other trans people was my whole goal for joining🏳️‍⚧️

Due to recent developments with that lady in Florida….i was very much kidding 😬

Whenever I cook dinner using one of my meal boxes, I feel like a professional chef 👩🏻‍🍳

Why do we still not know where these rando drones are coming from? 🤨

This. Girl. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Her.

FedEx pissin me off so bad I'm about to send their info off to my man Luigi 💀

We really are just living the plot of A Bugs Life right now

I bet the guy they caught isn't even the right guy.

Alright can someone explain where all the worms went? I feel like I haven't seen a worm when it rains in ages. 🤔

I feel like he's hardcore romancing my entire generation with this move 🙂‍↕️🥰 you keep slaying pookie

I hope Doechii blows up this year like Chappell did this year. They both bring something desperately needed in the music industry right now. Like they're both just such unique and talented artists.

Oh shit even the ben shapiro fans have no sympathy for that CEO man 💀

Diva I really do not have the patience to deal with uneducated people today who don't know how to use a Google search bar 🙂‍↔️

Or was it because of the CEO who was just shot 🤔 guess we'll never know...

Why do they want to say slurs so damn bad bro. Like get a fucking life loser. Aren't you supposed to make our bills cheaper or something or are you still focused on inspecting people's genitals and defending rapists? Like honey this ain't what Jesus would do if that's what you think?