I love my best friend so much. I really don’t know if I could ever do this life thing without her

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

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Barber messed up my beard, had to go with a clean shave 😭

Political violence has had its global center in the United States. Saying it has no place here is just fucking stupid and ahistorical. A lie. It just usually happens to one class around the globe.

Was so excited at work to watch my show only for it to be a mf recap. Why do we need recaps for a 12 episode anime?! 😭

Big meaty thighs🍗🍗

It’s humpday!!! 🤪🤪

Thinking of Joey from vat19

I was going to bring lemon crinkle cookies to a get together today, but for whatever reason I pivoted last second and decided I’d make a cake with lemon buttercream and now I’m regretting everything 😭

Cheeky little walk on this beautiful Saturday 🤭

Birthday suit position 🎈🎂

goood morning & happy #fcf hottties 😋 ~ #nsfw #hairy #fdf #vers #gaysky ~

These new Conjuring trailers have reminded me of my undying love for Patrick Wilson and how much I need him to ruin me 🙂‍↕️

My offering for the Day of Humps

Thinking about the time in 6th grade when I wore corduroy pants for the first time and a girl in my class asked me if I was gay 😭

A softie for Saturday, how original

yk you wanna use it 😈

Lmao I got a pretty gross message today, so I feel that I should say this. Despite me being hairy, I am very much not into musk or other similar kinks. To each their own; just make sure someone is into the same things you are before subjecting them to your fantasies🙏🏼

First #FCF over here! Hace a nice one 🍆

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I wish I were her rn

Putting the sad in sadbtm today 😪

Got chased by bees animal crossing style not just once, but TWICE today

"My son can't be gay. He's obsessed with women." The women:

Babyyyyyyy we are eating so fucking good 😭😭

Mfs on Grindr and their “So you’re not shaved?” No, and I will not be shaving for you. For starters, my profile has whatever info they need. Secondly, just move on? Men really think I’m willing to go through all that for some mediocre dick

I’m so excited for Teyana Taylor’s new album, but knowing I have to wait for the end of summer is just so 😭

Oops 🤭

Enjoy my 10 days double-cumshot! 💦 #sundaycumday

Happy Father’s Day ☺️

My cat is sleeping on the windowsill, enjoying the sun and the summer breeze. God, how much I wish that were me

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The Skyrim loading screen music in the back really adds something idk

Dó eu tenho de quem tem intolerância a Lactose 😂💦 #chudai (pra não perder o costume)

Rediscovering music you love is truly an incredible thing and I’m so glad I’m here to experience it

As much of a bottom as I am, I can’t help but go a little feral when I see a nice butt

Feeling very hole today 🙂‍↕️

My cat is being very sweet this AM but I know it’s because he wants food since he glances at the cabinet every time he rubs against me LMAO

Listening to the Lemonade Mouth soundtrack and babyyyyyy!!! I forgot how good the music was in that movie fr

Having curly hair is such a scam! My hair looks so good today and I’m not even doing anything worth while. When I DO want to go out my hair plays tf out of me 😭

I bought Oblivion Remastered today and I’ve done nothing but rot away in front of the TV

Hungry?

Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits~! Forgot the game posters the first time I reposted this LMAOO

Some trip pics because I’m sad to be back at work 😪