sleepy purrs [Alt text: close up of a fluffy cream and white cat sprawling and purring in his sleep]

SHERLOCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I AM JUST A LITTLE POSTCAT GOING ABOUT MY POSTCAT BUSINESS Video alt text: Mycroft, a fluffy pale ginger Maine Coon cat, takes a letter out of the letterbox in a kitchen door and walks off with it.

my friends i have not succeeded in getting into the loft i may go into a decline or a box whichever is nearer love sherlock

hello friends i have a cunning plan as you may know i am unfairly barred from the loft because human 2's office is up there but the halloween boxes are also stored up there so i have disguised myself as a scary decoration to gain access nothing can go wrong with this plan love sherlock

we hlep to decorate

human do not even think of putting us in Halloween costumes OR WE WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF TERROR

no human you are mistaken i am allowed to be in this cupboard i have a purrmit

the human says hello sherlock are you a mildly miffed little prince yes yes i am

oh u change the bed human? i hlep

wait what was that was it the one ginger cat brain cell zipping briefly through my skull? oh well never mind

impawtant lion conference

no human no this is going too far

like my namesake i aspire to become a beekeeper i have one bee though i keep losing it love sherlock

IT IS #ThrowbackThursday SO HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME FROM 2020 DOING A BLEP REGARDS MYCROFT

what is going on you ask human important cat business that is what

MY BROTHER IS RATHER UNTIDY

HUMAN THE ALL DAY BUFFET IN THE KITCHEN IS EMPTY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

I AM A SELF EMPLOYED POSTCAT I DELIVER THE POST AND WHEN THE POSTMAN LEAVES A CARD SAYING YOUR PARCEL IS OUTSIDE IN THE PLANT POT I DELIVER THAT REGARDS MYCROFT #cats #mainecoons

MY FRIENDS I DO NOT HAVE A PHOTO OF THIS INCIDENT BECAUSE THE HUMAN PAWPARAZZI WERE TOO BUSY LAUGHING BUT YESTERDAY I WASHED MY BROTHER AND THEN WAITED FOR HIM TO WASH ME AND THEN YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS HE TRIED TO CLEAN MY NOSE IT IS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THE HUMANS TRY IT BUT THIS WAS BETRAYAL

i am shermaug the golden

snuggle brothers

oh you want me to pose human? i pose but for a limited time only

oh mighty and wise wizard of the forest, it is with a bowed head, humble heart and a trembling hand that reaches out to you for your use that i request your generosity. i ask you bless these dice that i may crit in times of great importance and strike all nat 1’s from the face of my die.

hello yes you have reached the forest wizard

DO NOT WORRY SHE ALSO LOVES ME AS IS UNDERSTANDABLE REGARDS MYCROFT

do not fear sherlock (cat) and watson (toy cow) are on the case

hello humanity you have found the centre of the universe and it is me love sherlock

I AM A LITTLE POSTCAT BUT SOMETIMES I AM ALSO A LITTLE GHOSTCAT SPOOKY REGARDS MYCROFT

hello i am remembering the nice day i had i made human 1 laugh by sticking my head in a packet of crisps she had finished & running off with the bag on my head and then human 2 graciously allowed me to visit his office where he pretended he did not want me silly human a good day love sherlock

mycroft why is the human making that noise IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SINGING 'IT'S THE CIRCLE, IT'S THE CIRCLE OF CAT' SHERLOCK

oh hello human i see you are crafting i help

THE HUMAN CLAIMS I GO ABOUT WITH A GRUBBY NOSE AND DO NOT CLEAN IT WELL HERE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT I DO REGARDS MYCROFT

hello it is #throwbackthursday so here I am shortly before Halloween 2021 investigating a pumpkin love sherlock

my human has been to the dentist and is feeling as if her fur is ruffled i will watch over you human and watson will help purr purr purr

happy #tongueouttuesday

HUMAN EXCUSE ME HUMAN I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A FLYER ABOUT SOLAR PANELS YOU MAY NOW ACKNOWLEDGE MY INVALUABLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE HOUSEHOLD IN MY POSITION AS POSTCAT MUPMUP REGARDS MYCROFT

yes i am rather allergy inducing but i bring tissues now everyone can pay me attentions right?

WHAT IS THAT SHERLOCK? i don't know mycroft SHOULD WE INVESTIGATE? probably but first i need to stick my furry snoot in the human's camera WELL HURRY UP AND DO THAT THEN

human i am not to be bribed with ribbons

AN OUTRAGE HAS BEEN PERPETRATED

hello it is #ThrowbackThursday here we are when we were kittens

hello human give cuddles please cuddles please yes

HUMAN YOU SEEM TO BE THE WRONG WAY UP KINDLY ROTATE YOURSELF REGARDS MYCROFT

we present our new art project 'FEETS'

HUMAN I HAVE ALREADY AND ELOQUENTLY EXPLAINED MY POSITION REGARDING YOU WIPING MY NOSE AND HOW THAT IS NOT A POSSIBILITY REGARDS MYCROFT

OUR HUMANS ARE BACK yes we should not let them wander off again though they have brought home a lot of very interesting smells THAT IS CALLED LARP KIT SHERLOCK

hello it is ginger cat appreciation day YOU MAY NOW APPRECIATE US

ATTENTION HUMANS WHEN YOU SEE A KITTY DOING A BIG STRETCH YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO SAY 'BIG STRETCH!' THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER REGARDS MYCROFT

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A SUPERHERO OR POSSIBLY A GENIE IN A BOTTLE REGARDS MYCROFT