A #Caturday QUIZ HOW MANY HOLMIES?

HELLO IT IS #ThrowbackThursday HERE I AM IN A BOX A BOX DAY IS A GOOD DAY REGARDS MYCROFT

our humans are watching the olympic snowboarding there is a lot of talk about nose grabs well no one is allowed to grab our noses we are very firm about that

good night world

hello i am a little cloud

THE HUMAN JUST CALLED US HER LITTLE TOY LIONS I AM INCLINED TO ALLOW IT REGARDS MYCROFT

I HEAR MY USA FRIENDS ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO A SUPERB OWL WELL HERE I AM REGARDS MYCROFT

WE REQUEST DREAMIES

i did something revolting on the human's weighted blanket and i am not sorry i am the only weighted blanket she needs love sherlock

hello i wish to trade purrs for belly rubs i receive: belly rubs you receive: purrs love sherlock

Joe is pleased to announce the following appointments. Head and CEO of Comms= Sherlock Postmaster, Thighmaster and Toastmaster General; Mycroft. Al;l appointment to take place with effect from immediately. Thanks you for your service.

Hello, I am Jake the Cat. As you may know, my brother Joe the Cat has announced that he will be taking over the world due to the failure of human leaders to make a decent job of it. I stand with my brother Joe, and look forward to working with him, and with YOU, in a positive way moving forward.

#FMSPAD 18/1 Today's vibe: Relaxing while the builders are away for the weekend #FMS_Vibe26

i was just helping the human organise her bedside table when apparently this happened it is fine i am secure in my masculinity love sherlock

HELLO I AM LONG

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO DO STRETCHES REGARDS MYCROFT

BEHOLD APEX PREDATOR VERSUS CAT TOY

SHERLOCK I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT BUT KINDLY TURN BACK INTO A CAT NOW REGARDS MYCROFT

hello it is #ThrowbackThursday here we are last year having a cuddle

i am now offering purrs on prescription come and be prescribed your purrs love sherlock

OUR REACTIONS TO THE BUILDERS' NOISES CONTINUE TO DIFFER REGARDS MYCROFT

it is #tongueouttuesday so here is a weird little ghost blep love sherlock

HELLO HERE IS A PICTURE OF TWO LARGE BLOND MEN AND GREG DAVIES

WHAT IS THIS AH AS I THOUGHT BUILDERS

ARE YOU FEELING CONCERNED ABOUT THE STATE OF THINGS IN GENERAL? SO AM I MAYBE WE SHOULD HIDE UNDER THE BED REGARDS MYCROFT

the human has this new weighted blanket but am i not her weighted blanket? I HAVE SEIZED POSSESSION OF HER DREAM JOURNAL AS AN OPENING SALVO IN NEGOTIATIONS

it is #ThrowbackThursday here i am in 2020 having an exciting twitchy paw dream love sherlock yes it is just me running the account this afternoon this is because my brother mycroft is busy having a moment with a sock

sometimes i am a neat little curled up cat and sometimes i am whatever this is love sherlock

i am sherlock welcome to my stationary shop YOU MEAN STATIONERY SHERLOCK no i am not going anywhere this side of the bed is mine now and if i want to run a small business in it i will

hello it is #whiskerswednesday there are still builders sometimes they make noises and when they are quiet i am not allowed to go and help them because 'no one wants little pawprints everywhere' the utility room where our trays go had better be a cat palace at the end of all this love sherlock

it is #TongueOutTuesday here i am giving the human a nice wash

#FMSPAD 12/1 A favourite place: Mycroft loves to help me with my work, but does tend to fall asleep before we get very far #FMS_Place26

whatever you want human the answer is no we are sleeping

parcel human what parcel oh this parcel this parcel is now part of the hoard of shermaug the golden

HUMANS THERE ARE STILL BUILDERS WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS ALTHOUGH WE DO APPRECIATE ALL THE NEW BOXES TO EXPLORE IN THE SITTING ROOM AND HOPE THOSE REMAIN AS A FEATURE REGARDS MYCROFT and sherlock

IT IS #ThrowbackThursday HERE I AM WHEN I WAS VERY SMALL REGARDS MYCROFT

crouching sherlock HIDDEN MYCROFT

our humans have kindly given us their bathroom while the builders are working downstairs the decor is not particularly up to date and we have been refused access to the cupboards which must be some kind of oversight

my unappreciative human

YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY WE HAVE CALLED THIS MEETING HUMANS WE NOTE THAT THERE HAVE BEEN VARIOUS DISTURBANCES SUCH AS BUILDERS AND POWER CUTS KINDLY SORT THIS OUT REGARDS MYCROFT

good morning we are making an early start on #kittyloafmonday we present a tear and share as in we tear around the house sharing the mayhem

WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED WASHING ME SHERLOCK you poked me with your foot that is why I WAS STRETCHING BECAUSE I WAS ENJOYING BEING WASHED well you still poked me WELL I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS I AM GOING TO RETRAIN AS A BASKING SHARK

HELLO WE HAVE DECIDED TO POOL OUR TAIL RESOURCES INTO ONE LARGE SHARED TAIL WE WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW THIS EXPERIMENT GOES REGARDS MYCROFT and sherlock

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS MY RESOLUTION IS TO BE MORE ACTIVE IN HELPING THE HUMANS WITH THEIR TECH SUPPORT YESTERDAY HUMAN 2 SAID TO ME 'GET OFF MY KEYBOARD' AND HUMAN 1 SAID 'IF IT IS NOT FOR HIM, WHY IS IT CALLED A MIKEY BOARD?' A GOOD QUESTION REGARDS MYCROFT

a quiz which 90s boy band am I portraying here? that's right i am nsync

the human says 'you can see the sun shining in through one of sherlock's ears and out through the other' very rude human

i do not fits but i sits anyway

UNACCEPTABLE SCENES MY PREFERRED HUMAN HAS GONE OFF ON HIS BICYCLE TO THE VEG STALL LEAVING ME WITH ONLY MY BROTHER AND THE LESS PREFERRED HUMAN I DID PURR AT THE LESS PREFERRED HUMAN AND GIVE HER HAND A LITTLE WASH EARLIER BUT THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE INTEMPERATE GALLIVANTING REGARDS MYCROFT

hey, @auggiethebeck.bsky.social , my human has given me paporz!

NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO MAKE YOUR HUMANS SIT DOWN AND FUZZLE YOU REGARDS MYCROFT