MY PREFERRED HUMAN HAS GONE OUT I AM OFFENDED REGARDS MYCROFT

once again i have been preventing from investigating the airing cupboard a disgrace love sherlock

we collaborate

it is #whiskerswednesday i left a whisker on the bed for my human this morning here are some of the ones i kept and also some miscellaneous fluff love sherlock

YOU FLEA TREATED US HUMANS yes you did WE WILL NOT FORGET i already have #whiskerswednesday

yesterday human 2 wandered off so i am sitting on his backpack so that he does not do it again and also because he brought home some interesting smells love sherlock

DEAR CATS EVERYWHERE AND OTHER ANIMAL FRIENDS AND HUMANS WHO SPEAK CAT I SAY UNTO YOU MEKMEK, MUP, PRRP, PRRP, NYANGANG I TRUST YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION REGARDS MYCROFT

GOOD DAY IT IS ME MYCROFT I AM SITTING IN A SUN PUDDLE IF YOU HAVE A SUN PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN NEARBY I RECOMMEND IT REGARDS MYCROFT

meow

human pay me attention or i will go into a decline

LONG TERM FRIENDS MAY REMEMBER HOW SOME YEARS AGO HUMAN 1, CLAIMING THAT SHE 'COULD NOT FIND HER SPARE GLASSES OR HER OLD SPARE GLASSES', DISCOVERED AND RANSACKED THE SMALL MUSEUM OF EYEWEAR THAT I WAS CURATING UNDER THE BED I AM WONDERING IF IT IS WORTH TRYING AGAIN REGARDS MYCROFT

hello it is #ThrowbackThursday here i am doing some investigating while my brother sits still and cogitates love sherlock AND MYCROFT

behold the hoard of shermaug the golden no hobbits please

mycroft WHAT

i am sherlock the human says i am her permakitten i say i am her purrmakitten purr purr purr

GOOD AFTERNOON IT IS ME MYCROFT I AM A GROUCHY LITTLE CROISSANT MOSTLY BECAUSE HUMAN 1 IS PLAYING A CRUSADER KINGS 3 AND KEEPS TELLING ME THERE IS A SHEIKHDOM OF AL-BUNT YES HUMAN THERE IS ALSO A COUNTY OF BUMTHANG IN TIBET GO AND PLAY THERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS TOO MOUNTAINOUS REGARDS MYCROFT

GOOD MORNING PLEASE ENJOY THESE BISCUITS REGARDS MYCROFT

sometimes i wonder are my humans mocking me?

FRIENDS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED MY HUMANS TOOK ME TO THE V.E.T WHERE THEY WEIGHED ME AND DREW A LEAST A PAW'S WORTH OF BLOOD FOR 'ROUTINE TESTS' BECAUSE I AM ON ARTHRITIS MEDS THEY SAID 'IT IS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU & WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY & HAPPY' I AM UNCONVINCED REGARDS MYCROFT

hello i am a successful beekeeper

we are twelve today happy birthday to us we do not know watson's birthday as he is silent about what happened before he came to live with us when we were kittens, so he celebrates today as well

human we are bored do something human YES BOING THE CAT TOY HUMAN

SHALL WE SEARCH FOR EASTER EGGS SHERLOCK? no i prefer to search for easter kibble oh look there it is

friends an important question who wore it better?

GOOD DAY IT IS #ThrowbackThursday SO HERE I AM ON A PREVIOUS THURSDAY OR THEREABOUTS AS YOU CAN SEE I WAS BRAVELY CONTAINING MY EXASPERATION BUT I FORGET ABOUT WHAT REGARDS MYCROFT

WE ARE IMPORTANT LIONS BUSY WITH IMPORTANT LION BUSINESS

human human i am sitting in this basket patiently waiting to be transported downstairs service please human

this is my human and she says i am her furry little remora love sherlock

hello friends everywhere i pause in fighting this mouse to wave to you all love sherlock

friends can u believe my human just asked me if i was a stinky little geezer?

happy mlemsday

hello it is #TongueOutTuesday I send you all best washes

oh no poor human what has happened with the building work tell me all about it YES TELL HIM NOT ME

WHAT DO YOU WANT HUMAN AS YOU KNOW FROM MY FREQUENT ATTEMPTS TO MAKE CONVERSATION BY SAYING 'NARWHAL' OR OCCASIONALLY 'WOBBEGONG' I AM INTERESTED IN MARINE LIFE TODAY I AM EXPLAINING TO MY BROTHER THAT REEFS ARE USUALLY FORMED BY CORAL BUT ALSO SOMETIMES BY CATS REGARDS MYCROFT

it is #ThrowbackThursday here we are when we were kittens we often still sit on the windowsill and look out but now there is really only room for one of us at a time

no human you cannot get to the rest of the house someone has cast wall of cat

GOOD AFTERNOON IT IS #WhiskersWednesday HERE ARE MY WHISKERS ALSO I HAVE A BOX AND I INTEND TO SIT IN IT AND LOOK DISAPPROVING FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE AFTERNOON UNLESS I FALL ASLEEP OR OTHER EVENTS OCCUR REGARDS MYCROFT

hello yesterday i had an adventure i sonehow got into the new human litter tray room downstairs and human 2 accidentally shut me in there he was very surprised when he found me and my brother hissed at me because i smelled funny but now he has remembered who i am a busy day love sherlock

hello we are the holmie brothers sherlock AND MYCROFT here to solve any mysteries you bring us if you have no mysteries you are welcome to admire my fluffy toebeans instead #MaineCoons #Cats

GOOD MORNING I HAVE JUST BEEN GIVING MY BROTHER'S EARS A WASH REGARDS MYCROFT

i gnaw my paw

here i am with my human do not be afraid human i will protect you

GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY #Caturday IT IS ME MYCROFT DUE TO BUILDING WORK MY HUMANS STILL HAVE LIMITED ACCESS TO THEIR KITCHEN AND THEREFORE THIS MORNING I HAD TO MAKE BISCUITS FOR THE HOUSEHOLD I AM GLAD TO DO MY BIT BUT I AM NOT SURE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING THEIRS REGARDS MYCROFT

time to sit in a sunbeam

it is #throwbackthursday here we are with a particularly good box we used to own I HAD NO INTEREST IN THAT BOX really mycroft you usually like boxes well never mind more box for me

cunningly disguised as a perfectly normal alien flying saucer i infiltrate the laundry

i do not like a monday

wash wash wash wash cudl

SHERLOCK I AM GOING TO SLEEP NOW PLEASE KEEP WATCH IN CASE ANYONE ATTEMPTS TO CLEAN MY NOSE i would like to see them try

why charge the doom rectangle human it only encourages it