this was not a simple collection to finish. Kirk was only available in a box set. The others were scattered in various places. I still don't have Pike or some of the newer captains. I also hear legend of a Bearded Sisko, but the DS9 figures from Playmates are seemingly rarer than gold

ever had one of those days where doing the laundry just becomes unreasonably difficult for no good reason and the washer keeps unbalancing because you fucked it up

They said there were things mankind was not meant to know. I have the Necronomicon. I've seen the Voynich Manuscript and I've read grimoires and inscrutable texts of ancient lore - they ain't shit. Somebody *gave me* the true Book of Evil. All else pales. I fear it deeply.

sorry if anybody got pinged with the stream notification this morning, @mistercakexican.bsky.social accidentally pressed the start streaming button here's humor for your troubles

All the damn big box stores puttin' up "help wanted" signs and forwarding you to online forms that lead nowhere I mean really, if I went in there and asked about the sign, what are they gonna do? Worst they could do is point me back to the form. At least I could interface with a person

whenever I feel frazzled, I remember this sage advice

yet, as they say, perhaps belief really can change the nature of a man. But now I must ramble on. There is no truth in sand madness.

why did they make him erect

oh boy i wonder what the job market has in store today "CREATE CONTENT" (euphemism for fake google review) "INPUT DATA" (see above) "REAL WORK FROM HOME" (scam) "ICEBERG VIDEO SCRIPTS" (content farmer) "WILL ANYONE HIRE ME TO DO THEIR GRAPHICS?" (someone else just as fucked as me) okay maybe not

cool opinion did your mom give it to you

how the hell did i repost thst in my sleep

Chiitan rescued a little kitten🐈‍⬛Got myself a new buddy! 保護猫ちゃんは小判ちゃんと名付けましたっ☆

oh yeah while I'm here, somebody needs to tell the people at @thephpf.bsky.social to fix it so PHP just installs all the freggen modules when you install PHP, I'm tired of building a web project and banging my head against a white screen because somebody didn't tell me it needs php gd

Have you ever noticed how the airline food always leaves the toilet seat up when the hot cold out hot eat the food and white people walk like this? That's the h oke

ALL THE FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP 💥

Hey fella. You lost or somethin'? Boy, you don't look so good. We betta take you to a doctor. The hell's an innernet? Oy, god, don't vomit on my suit... They don't pay me enough for dis.

I've been making comics on the web for 20 years as of today Visit my webzone and read em... You know where to find the link, it's in my account profile. You're smart, you know how the internet works. You've got this. I believe in you. Now excuse me, I need to make late lunch

I'm not Hillary Clinton. In fact, neither are you. 99% of people are not Hillary Clinton. I am just a humble inert brick of tungsten. Why are you scrolling the trending tab? This is concerning. It's not good for your mental health. There is a thing you should touch. Call your mother, she misses you.

Is it "free" or is it "premium?" Pick a lane, god damnit!!! This shit should be illegal For the record, no, I did NOT pay for this incredibly crucial service that apparently every website needs in order to get approved for Google Adsense. Every policy generator is like this btw

so called "free thinkers" when the oven hot cold out eat the food and there's a 50% discount on mini tacos at the wholesale club place

"How do I connect to the internet?" "Is this a good modem?" "Is this enough RAM?" "How do I get this game into windowed mode?" Why are you asking me? I am literally a wooden plank

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR. SHIT: THE GAME THRILL at breed of cat SCREAM at discourse of internet YOU WILL (NOT) RECOGNIZE VOICE CAST but you required to recognize by law BECAUSE THEY ALL COMMITTED CRIMES AND NOT KNOWING IS EVIL DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW 🔥🔥🔥

I once knew a guy who would come up with the most insane asspull citations when discussing anything "Yeah I know what you mean, Skeelo Gorbins on TalkNet wrote an amazing article on that, you HAVE to read it" this guy was universally weird to everyone in like 2017

A.Prime's journal, January 28th, 2026 The city is afraid of me, it has seen my true face

black toilets are a bad idea why did they come up with these

I walked all the damn way to 7/11 and they were out of mountain dew pitch black why the hell even have exclusive flavors if you're not gonna have it

Think I ruined someone's day recently by admitting I don't care for AnyAustin Always pains me when that happens Try to approach conversations with as zen a mindset as I can. Doesn't always work So long as space remains So long as life remains I dedicate myself to ease the pain that exists in the 🌍

HAPPY [[CURRENT YEAR]] Fun things to think about now that you're hung over: - Did you leave the oven on? - Is your computer Y2K compatible? - Will the Mayan calendar protect us from the quickening? - Now that you've been unfrozen into the dystopian future, are your memories intact? Where'd u park?

"Bring back the thing that isn't your website. Why aren't you bringing back the thing that isn't your website? We don't actually care about you or your art or your well-being, just keep hosting that old website so we can keep looking at it every second of every day" Their tears fill me with mirth

Just a heads up to everyone who gets news about our twitch streams through here, the DepressedControllerDads team will be taking the holidays off to spend time with family and catch up with other projects (in particular updates for ftlfw.net, our VOD chammels, life stuff.) We'll be back around Jan10

Few things are as soul-crushing as looking for help wanted ads online for your local area and seeing most of them are scam listings for "online survey" bullshit "get paid to play games on your phone!" uh huh. Been down that road. It's all just a mobile marketing circlejerk, no money in it for you

Go to a Mexican bakery RIGHT NOW. They deserve your patronage. They are the best deals on baked good in this economy. Do not spend ridiculous premiums at a Boba Tea Fusion Donut Place where the chef has a curly mustache and his name is FredBob If you cant speak Spanish get your gay husband to do it

I don't usually relish in begging and such, but if anyone listening has an amazon prime subscription, apparently you can use that to sub to our twitch and I guess it'll just wrap the money into your amazon bill or whatever

people bitchin' bout dat "all I want for christmas song" have you listened to the one about the two front teeth lately? it'e infinitely worse, you haven't known true hell until you've listened to that

I always panic when youtubers point out "amazing deals" they found on the internet because that means those deals will just cease to be within a few hours

I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway. Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range. Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

Very very very sorry about the sudden stream notification, I was finalizing hardware on a computer upgrade and had to make sure OBS still worked after all the technical support hell I went through the other day. Normal operations will continue soon.

How Why What The hell do you even do in the game Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?

Finally tried to stream using my computer rather than my husband's computer tonight. Much technical bullshit involved in making that happen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC *This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit

this is a mood

Was looking at stars through a telescope with somebody once. They weren't very *worldly.* "Which star is that?" They asked "That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus." "Oh," said they, "is that somewhere you can go?"

#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV

I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.

I keep forgetting people do those "tober" art gimmicks this month, too late for me to start I guess, I was on vacation and away from my computer until like now

The Depressed Controller Dads are now LIVE on #Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads

imagine being a one o' them internet drama chuds immerse yourself in that contemplate this on the tree of woe imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people ... Y'know Picture that I'll wait

I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1

I was refunded and the #ebay guy was cool about it, but I figure y'all might get a kick outta this.

normally I love three day weekends but they're torture when you're waiting for something to arrive in the mail which you need to complete a project