Finally tried to stream using my computer rather than my husband's computer tonight. Much technical bullshit involved in making that happen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NVENC *This,* this bullshit. This is why they tell you "streaming needs a good GPU," because of this shit

this is a mood

Was looking at stars through a telescope with somebody once. They weren't very *worldly.* "Which star is that?" They asked "That's not a star," I said, "that's Planet Venus." "Oh," said they, "is that somewhere you can go?"

#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV

I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.

I keep forgetting people do those "tober" art gimmicks this month, too late for me to start I guess, I was on vacation and away from my computer until like now

The Depressed Controller Dads are now LIVE on #Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads

imagine being a one o' them internet drama chuds immerse yourself in that contemplate this on the tree of woe imagine never feeling joy for anything in your life unless it's at the expense of weird people ... Y'know Picture that I'll wait

I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1

I was refunded and the #ebay guy was cool about it, but I figure y'all might get a kick outta this.

normally I love three day weekends but they're torture when you're waiting for something to arrive in the mail which you need to complete a project

do you think the pig that made a house out of wood also had a computer made of wood

When they first thought of limiting the amount of characters per post, I'm sure it was just a cute gimmick. When they burned down Rome and built new capitols to replace it, they could have started anew and given us more space to speak. But y'know... That old saw "TL;DR"

It is difficult to condense wisdom into 300 characters, but I will try. The obvious path is humble, but it pays the wage of a cook, not a champion. Never wage a land war in China. Take regular drawing breaks. Your hand muscles are precious. If you break them, the damage is permanent.

Somewhere in the artistic dialect, there is a gap in understanding between "draw this like with a pencil" and "kluge it together like #collage" art This gap manifested when the cut and paste commands were invented I think

I log in to find out I lost a follower... I question briefly why this could be, but then I remember I've been intentionally schizoposting just to be an asshole and also automatically flooding people's notifications every time there's a live stream It's a miracle anyone follows me at all Are you OK?

UPDATE: ftlfw.net is BACK ONLINE. The old router was indeed totally deadso. Many apologies for the disruption in service!

y'know #ebay says you gotta share listings and it's just like, where? To who?? Nobody likes being solicited to. I dunno, I guess I could try screaming into the abyss like a crazy person. ebay.us/m/79wTQY Anyone out there in #retropc world want some #vintage #computer mainframe disks?

On the Seventh day, the Divine brought the Archons into the galleria of creation, prompting them to gaze upon the canvas of infinity. "This," he said, "is not a universe." "Well, what is it then?" "You bring your own interpretation." The Archons despaired. Yaldabaoth directed its Sims to WooHoo

To anyone trying to access FTLFW: I know the site is down and I'm already working on it. AT&T thinks the router is dead and is shipping a replacement. If that doesn't work, I'll try exploring more creative solutions and/or call them again. Thank you for your patience.

I entered the hallowed halls of the Imperial Geographic Society to obtain a map of the Iliac Bay for my journey to the west. A clerk pointed me to a congregation of ancient men huddled over a scale model of Tamriel. "Are we SURE Almalexia looks like this?" I turned 360 degrees and walked away.

Somewhere in a darkened room in a two room apartment in Belarus, a man has tipped over a bottle of Vodka containing the sum total of all Western audiovisual culture from the last century, and we can only dream to comprehend the surface of the pool he's drowning in

It's been 3,000 years. Long have I meditated on the slopes of Mt. Denali and I have *known* you would come. The world outside is strange, wanderer. Spires of stone and whispers on tablets of wind. Ask your question. "D'you think the kids will make DVD horror after analog horror goes outta fashion?"

footballers: "birth rate is decline! World is end!" Also footballers: "Birth rate skyrockeded! Ecology is ruined! Bruce Lee's relative "Chin" must kill all 100 billion reds or the ozone will die" uh... Look, I'm out here in the stadium parking. Will the birth rate give us UBI? If not, who cares

Now if you're playing... Morrowind on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the game. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be (ahem) cheated. It's a- such a sadness, that you think you've played a game on your FUCKING telephone. Get real.

Whenever I feel bad about my surname, I remember Steve Kitchen. Guy developed video games in the 80s. Was it a stage name? If so... *Why?* Why would you do that to yourself? If not... How the hell did that happen? When in history did an entire bloodline dedicate themselvesto "place where food lives"

Awoke from nightmare. Family had bought nonrefundable tickets to see "It's Pat" in theaters. I used to have nightmares about shit like ghouls and shadow monsters and the world exploding... But that which is not dead can eternal hat, and in strange aeons, even Death may Pat

somebody once threatened to turn me into a copypasta meme because they were pissed off. The more I reflect on this, the less sense it makes. How exactly is this a punishment? At least your words will live on. Now stay here while I wring out my hat

had relatives over for ID4. They shuffled around awkwardly, refuses to acknowledge the existence of my partner unless he spoke, and then left without saying bye. I was informed by my guru this is normal. Looking forward to next year

some freaks out there on this wide blue yonder post to social media up to 17 times per day can you wrap your head around that? 17 times. I've posted to this bitchbutterfly platform maybe 7 times in two months. What the hell are these people doing? (checks paper) running the nation??? since when?

still a few minutes left for #makeaterriblecomicday2025 in my timezone

We live in a society. The price of bread is up ten cent. Peoples can't even afford to buy ketchup to put on the bread they can't buy because it went up ten cent. Hey you, you've got a phone, you're reading this. Send some change to my guru. www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

Machine art is, perhaps, the final consequence of German idealism and post-modernism. It is godless. Luckily ChatGPT cannot build a cathedral. Now excuse me while I retreat to my hermitage and repeatedly illuminate these manuscripts I can't read.

The Depressed Controller Dads are now LIVE on #Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads

Remember that it is your civic duty to liberally apply a blowtorch to the nearest YouTube Play Button Award you see. Destroy it with impunity. Recycle the aluminum waste. It is worth less than garbage. Picture related, it is my Zen Guru

final fantasy xiii is one of the video games of time

if your Stellaris loading screens don't look like this, you did something wrong and need to reinstall the game

juggalo valhalla

the industrial revolution and its consequences etc etc you know the drill #mcdonalds

I made a personal vow to avoid social media circa the myspace era when people kept asking me for "my page." As such, I don't know what or why any of this. What is the practical, tactile function of reposting? Is it just to promote accounts you like? To me, it just makes the feed harder to read.

The first post is always the hardest on these things. What does anyone say? I'm just screaming into a vacuum. Maybe two people max are guaranteed to see. Hm... You are now consciously aware of your nose and its place in your peripheral vision. Have fun with that one.