Can we stop referring to people like this as “hikers” and start calling them “fucking idiots”? I think the world would be a better place if we started being honest about just how stupid some people are. apple.news/A46VpijOgS-m...

So, they’re going to start producing foods that contain fewer empty, shitty calories? Isn’t that just called “decent food”? Shouldn’t they have been doing this all along? apple.news/A_cXqDNqGQkC...

Reaction vs Response There is a moment — sometimes only a few seconds long — where leadership is decided. Bad news arrives. A mistake surfaces. A plan unravels. An incident occurs. What matters most in that moment isn’t the issue itself, but what happens next. Some leaders react. Others respond.…

Is it really coming as a surprise to anyone, anywhere, that Nigel Farage was an asshole when he was at school? apple.news/AuwSL4oBtSTa...

Genius aerodynamicist in “knows how to make race car go fast” shocker. #F1 #AstonMartin

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 apple.news/AkkHYW0HOSQC...

Pricks. apple.news/AjlWxowAqQk2...

I’m on episode three of #AllHerFault and so far it can be summed up with the phrase “All men are shit.”

13k comments on one tweet is a massive payout. All of the tweets follow a certain formula, so the content is likely automated using AI technology (e.g., AI generated images and text). Basically running it as a money printing machine. But for those in the US, it translates to low simmering rage.

Fully on board with this. Especially the inclusion of Lethal Weapon… apple.news/ARevuqRCoRq6...

Man who has never taken accountability for anything in his life refuses to take accountability for thing he was accountable for. apple.news/A67C6UXRhRQO...

Oh, wow, tell me a man came up with an idea without telling me a man came up with it. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This headline may as well be “Trump makes bizarre claim because, y’know, Trump” apple.news/A0r2tUg6NRKe...

Piastri is getting a penalty for that, for sure. #F1

Love the way The Telegraph’s economics editor dances around Brexit here; the last 20 years have seen the financial crisis, …, the pandemic, and the mini budget. There something missing in that list, and you called for it. apple.news/AfyExr4KRRam...

Papaya Rules 🤦🏼‍♂️ #F1

“Hey Andy, what’s going wrong with Lance?” “Well, he’s not good enough to be here is he? He doesn’t have the talent to be in F1 and his daddy bought a whole racing team just to give him a drive.” “Thanks, Andy, great talking to you.” #F1

We seem to spending a lot of time watching the drivers’ partners. #F1

I’m willing to bet that at the end of #AlienEarth they nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I wonder if Trump had him shot.

The more I see of this Charlie Kirk thing the more it reminds me of a Nuremberg Rally.

Just flicked on JD Vance’s speech from Arizona. It’s crazy to watch a democracy die in real time.

Fair play to Verstappen there, the only top driver to pull a lap together under pressure #F1

Ok, here we go, once more, for real this time. #F1

Holy Shit! #F1

Ambition over Adhesion, Karun! 😂 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

I mean, gutted for Hamilton and now Ferrari in general, but fuck. I love Baku. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

I started watching the qualifying 35 minutes behind and having fast forwarded through all the red flags have caught up to live! #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

I can already charge a car on a driveway. The problem is I don’t have a driveway. apple.news/AMzvcuZM8SHa...

I wouldn’t work for Amazon, it sounds fucking horrendous. apple.news/AFa9SjvmkRL-...

Adam Nimoy? Whaaaaaaaaat?!

Ok, I gotta say, I’m really rather loving Liquid Glass

This interview with Lando is already hilarious! #F1

I don’t normally stick around for the post race, but I really want to hear how Red Bull are going to spin this so Max isn’t accountable at all. #F1

That was a good race, I enjoyed that #F1

Christian Horner is just printing out the still image that he’ll say proves George turned in #F1

Amazing double stack from McLaren #F1

Hard tyres?! #F1

Liam Lawson racing bumper cars #F1

Right, energy, Nico, energy! #F1 #SkySportsF1

It would not surprise me one little bit if we’ve seen the last of Lance Stroll #Formula1

There’s something very satisfying about going to ensure your new car, and the insurance company website not finding it by its registration, because it’s too new.

Ok, I’m about to binge the absolute shit out of #LoveDeathandRobots

Well, that was mental #eurovision

I might be just a little bit in love with Jasmine Paolini #wta

Womp womp.

International Women’s Day is brilliant, but I have no idea what the correct language is to mark it… Happy International Women’s Day? Congratulations on International Women’s Day? Have a great International Women’s Day, everyone? I think that last one.

Tried some of my daughter’s Vegan Cookie earlier, it had big chunks of vegan in it, it was delicious. Going to try some vegan sausage roll next.

We are all so fucked.

That was incredible. Beautiful, haunting, amazing, terrible television. But seriously, there need to be some fucking answers soon. #severance