=_= Fuggen 4:30am air raid siren coming out my phone... According to reddit it was an Amber alert, but I had no idea because I had frantically switched it off in a stupor.

I like to believe the way I always forget people's names can occasionally be very validating for people who have deadnames.

Trying to succinctly explain the Trickster from dbd to my husband and I came up with Kpop Demon Twink

Protein bars are basically just candy bars that taste a bit like sawdust, huh? About the same protein as a pint of milk and a ton of sugar for the gainzz

I'm a triple threat, but please be patient - I'm just still workshopping my first threat

Me after a local rando mass-follows every woman in the city and exactly one man (me)

Accepting multiple pronunciations of "Arceus" was a slippery slope - I've just heard a YouTuber pronounce it "ar-koose" and I'm SO MAD

We've got icy rain here, which if you don't know is kind of terrifying - But did you also know that the sound of variable-sized chunks of ice falling on your house in short bursts sound a LOT like someone is in your house throwing stuff around at 6am? It's true!✨️

Guess I'll just have to cancel my plans

I can't wait for my plants to come back from winter. I wonder if they'll have stories~ Do you think they'll remember me?

When Sartre wrote "Hell is other people" he was probably at a roller disco

I survived a roller disco

It's so precious when you realize someone's level of humor isn't very deep so whenever you want you can say "working hard or hardly working??" and you know they're just going to LOVE IT

Intelligence is knowing that the word "ejaculate" can mean to say something energetically. Wisdom is knowing that you still shouldn't ejaculate it in a public place.

My dog gets so excited when I ask him if he wants to go pee. That's the kind of enthusiasm I want to approach life with.

It's hard to describe the appeal of Dwarf Fortress. Anyway, here's a baby catapult.

LAUNDRY DAY

A lady running for a train just rammed her way through everyone using a baby carriage with a baby in it 😆 Full on bruised my legs. Hope the baby had fun at least

You ever see a really neat video and think "I wish this was half covered by a video of someone watching this video and doing nothing"?

Scoping a new superhero cosplay project. Riding the "This looks doable!" to "oh it could never exist in real life" pipeline

My body: *finally just about done fixing up all those lil rips n tears all over my muscles* Me: *heading directly to the lil rips n tears store*

My favourite result of working out is that, when I'm done, it's a long time before I have to do it again

Found this in one of my old sketchbooks: Allspice

Has science gone too far?

My friend group is having an epidemic of good reasons to quit alcohol - Does anyone have good suggestions for group hangout ideas that don't revolve around drinking? (Movie nights and board games are already considered!)

Imagine having to do a Death Star run just to go pee

A scene lady in an edgy suit at the bar was struggling with her tie, and I did a half Windsor for her- Am I an elder emo?

An impulse buy- I don't actually have a plan to play Dungeon Crawl Classics yet, but the book was so pretty...

Now in MtG Yue: *touching farewell as she gives up her life to become the moon* Toph: Dibs *throws moon*

Not trying to brag or anything but I just nailed the argument I just imagined in the shower

Tintin is supposed to be a teenager?? This raises some questions and concerns.

Talking about Clair Obscur is always a mouthful - For brevity, may I propose "Clurbscur"

Oof- I just watched a passed-out person at a restaurant drop a phone and somebody else took it and left - I chased the person down but they just kept saying "leave me alone" - I tried to wake them up before and after the chase but no luck. I'm so frustrated but what else could I have done?

Waiting at a hospital with my friend and this sad dog robot keeps looking at me.

One of the most insidious things about Québec winters is that snow narrows footpaths so that you get stuck behind people walking at heterosexual speeds.

Clair Obscur is a pretty good RPG, yes, but people don't give it enough recognition for being an awful platformer

Heheheh ball peen hammer

New Year's Eve Life hack: If you forget the words to Auld Lang Syne, just keep repeating "Auld Lang Syne" and you'll still probably clear it with at least B rank.

Enjoying Once Upon a Katamari (gift from @dragulosa.bsky.social ) but I can't stand how it skips me to the next world as soon as Iunlock it. Haven't they played Katamari? I'm supposed to be playing the same level obsessively for DAYS

He used to be such a good dog when we were vegetarians. Now that he knows that we keep chicken in the house we'll never hear the end of it.

Hey Ottawa area friends. One of our fellow 501st members has gone missing. We are all very worried, so if you have any info, please reach out.

Starting the 2nd wave of birthday responses: Finding the comments from aunties that wished me a happy birthday in the comments of someone else's message

It's my birthday today :]

A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).

I don't care for "Wonderful Christmastime"

Just spent an hour frozen in position in bed as not to disturb my dog all cuddled up to me, only to discover it was his stinkass teddy bear the whole time

Plont pragress!! Photo 1: After I pruned the Jade and gave them a grow lamp in July Photo 2: Today (December)

I like to think I'm emotionally guarded against tragedy - but in spite of my face keeping it together, all the energy still leaves my body and I eventually need to lie down. I should just let myself be sad the normal way.

Doing a mental check-in to see how well I did on the list of things I needed to do over lunch break - I got about half done, but I'm only just noticing that "eat" didn't even make the list. 🤷