Such an experienced traveler but he still stresses out during boarding

Genocide is evil. Free Palestine.

I'll take a scoop of that sugar coochie, please

Mysterious message from Phantom Thieves threatening to "Take your heart" found at scene

Every day we stray further from God's light

Some of my coworkers are fame-ish and when I pass them in the hallway my brain first says "You know them! Say hello!" Followed shortly by anxiety screaming "YOU FOOL they don't know yoooouuu!"

As a cool and smart person I can easily find and identify the buttons on this. And as an appreciator of next level design I definitely know which way is the right way to insert the disc. No I'm not going to tell you.

Facial hair reset! If you're a chin enjoyer, get it while it lasts! Because shaving sucks, so the beard will be back ASAP

The time of eggnog is upon us

Scary Halloween chin reveal (I'm dressed as Terry - One of the gay fellers from Weapons)

This year I've been learning to make foam costume armor- And I made this Senshi costume for my friend. The wigs were bought, but I turned one into the beard- Besides that (and the bagels) I built every piece. Even his underpants! ... they're important to the character, I swear!

November - The Thursday of months.

RIP my beard (it will be back)

About to do some beard bullshit in the name of Halloween

So this is what I'd look like if I had a beard

My dog's getting into the Halloween spirit with a spooky jumpscare dingleberry! Eek!!

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Woe

Won this at the arcade - It's like if my Monsters Inc. mpreg fiction came true

Good news for Kaiju Smashers - Now you too can slap Godzilla's tittles! Experience the thrill of milking King Kong!

Getting into Demon Slayer - I love when he goes "Urg arg it's too hard to cut this guy's head off" Then he remembers he's real good at swords so he cuts the guy's head off.

Thinking about monster movies where the monsters are attracted to the tiniest sound but make a huge fucking racket whenever they move

Watch out everybody, I've had lots of drinks and now I'm on the couch and ready to love everything that my friends posted on social media!

Silent Hilf

"It's some sort of land cow!" --Terrified Springfield Settler

I agree with @gavtrdq.bsky.social... this is one of the greatest comic panels of all time.

If I dressed like this for Halloween, would you get it? What if I had a tray of 7 hot dogs too?

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Finally caught it on video - Having become an old baby, Toto has started to request the "alley-oop" method of getting onto the couch in my office. Sometimes I think he just wants to go for a ride.

Last night I dreamed that I spent hours on a phone call with Fortnite tech support (I've never played) asking about a SpongeBob skin. Thanks, brain!

Today marks the first time I've seen someone refer to our current decade as "The '20s" Ain't that the bee's knees

Evangelion-ass coffee machine thingy

Getting home after camping- My dog is such a nerd for me 💖💖💖

Today while I was flopping around on the ground doing a camping workout, I had a squad of chiggens come see what I'm doing

First day of camping and after high winds woke me up at 5:30am, and eventually snapped my tent poles~ I'm FINALLY getting the chance to ... step on a wasp. I chose this 🙂

Family movie night!

I have a system so that I don't miss anything important

Husbo fell asleep watching YouTube, and this 10+ minute ad started of this guy sailing and talking about the weather. What is this trying to sell? Is this some weird content farm algorithm sorcery? The guy's wife just yawned openly. I'm hooked.

"I'm overspending a little these days. When I get back from this trip I'm going to be more careful" First thing I do: leave my tablet on the plane 🤡

Flying home from the maritimes! Remember that only your smaller fish qualify as carry-on.

Peggy's Cove turned out to have very little pegging. Still nice tho

Fly, Halifax! Show us the meaning of haste!

I'm in Halifax!!

So apparently I reflexively wake up when I smell burning, so that's good! But there is also a wildfire burning somewhere near me so the whole world smells like burning - That's bad.

You could win this depressed Knuckles!

I'm in Moncton!!

Pain It's what's for breakfast

Toto had a bath and looks like an absolute Muppet