if this gay little dog stands up when it evolves i swear to god

whoopsie-daisy!

setting an obviously cropped nude as your instagram pfp… what happened to having some grace and decorum

i need guys in the gym who wear vests to start using stronger deodorant because what i smelt today almost knocked me out

see it. say it. sharted

meta glasses (or any other ways of recording in public *without* people easily knowing) should be illegal it’s so gross

the amount of ai content on pinterest now. yuck

spent the whole morning fighting for my life trying to get expedition 33 tickets rip

rode an e-bike for the first time today and it was absolutely terrifying

do we think it’s possible for me to get my summer body before my holiday (it’s in two weeks)

just flipped a selfie i took and then immediately regretted it

this is your sign to go through your old browser bookmarks/tabs and organise them

watching la la land and #crying

copenhagen

finally got round to completing clair obscur: expedition 33 today, and my god what a beautiful game

love rewarding myself with a little treat multiple times a day

yet to go to a gig and not have people behind me, the height of 6 year olds, complain for the entire show about not being able to see

we as a society need to come together to ban dome-shaped plastic lids on iced coffees

this is truly the mistress show and i love it #DragRace

drag race is 1000x more enjoyable when you don’t engage with anything the fans do or say

bought an oat mocha from pr*t and it tastes so bad that i honestly would have preferred if they had just took my money and called me a slur

austria absolutely DESERVED that win after such incredible performances, i’m so happy #austria #eurovision2025

if austria doesn’t win, this hands down deserves to #france #eurovision2025

she’s so sickening i love her #malta #eurovision2025

genuinely a banger #germany #eurovision2025

the winner, it’s true it’s true #austria #eurovision2025

i like when the funny man does his funny little dance #estonia #eurovision2025

the way she turned into anna kendrick after the reveal #luxembourg #eurovision2025

australia, ireland, and czechia were robbed of a spot in the final #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

a couple times now when i’ve been walking up the tube escalator on the left, the person standing on the right will also suddenly start walking so we end up both walking up the escalator together on the same steps and it’s excruciatingly uncomfortable

after about 2 years of (very) off and on playtime, i’ve just platinumed final fantasy xvi. i’m finally free

all of the regular easter eggs 70%+ off but the vegan ones are still full price… did jesus truly die for nothing?

bought an iced oat latte earlier but they didn’t put any ice in it…

just turned 29… only one more year until my twink license gets revoked 😔

wore my hair down today yet none of my regular fellow commuters mentioned it or congratulated me on being so brave… much to think about

went for a run btw

upstairs neighbour non-stop blasting the shittiest music in the world. i’m losing my mind

spring has sprung and it’s making me sprang all over the place

opening instagram in public is becoming a problem because i get so many ads while scrolling and all of them are just pictures of men in underwear

the thought of having to make dinner after getting home from work is so upsetting. and then the dishes afterwards? haven’t i been through enough…

somebody tweeted something about mornings just being about removing gunk from your body and now i think about that every morning while i’m removing gunk from my body

i’m still horny over the idea of a bloodborne sequel / spiritual successor coming out within the next year or so

still processing waking up to a spider on my pillow

sorry but making an onlyfans when your photos get less than 10 likes is crazy to me… like realistically what is the end goal here

just opened the weather app and moaned really loudly

no idea if bluesky updated the ‘discover’ feed but it’s finally full of gays and not US politics so i’ll take it

make your bed first thing in the morning you animals

just washed the dishes. isn't it amazing what you can achieve when you really put your mind to it

gays if you're going to wear vests to gigs, at least put on some deoderant... i'm begging

forgot to buy houmous this morning