My Vampire Lestat tour jersey literally caught on fire. Does this mean it does not have the blood of Akasha in it? Plz confirm.

If it’s beauty, say it’s enough

Good long sleep, good food, lots of water, get back to midday stroll, get the book up and the podcast started. Yes.

Anyway I saw Backrooms and even tho we missed the start cos my stupid stressed out ass read 5:40 instead of 5:20 it fucking ruled

I am very, very, very bad at being bad at things and these past few weeks I have been very bad at a couple of things and oooohhhhh boy that ego do be taking a knock ngl

After 400 straight days of chess practise on DuoLinguo I have finally beaten the machine that purposely gives you a window to beat it.

"Wherever your miserable life takes you, whoever you find to endure time with, whatever pale proxy of me... I'll be with him. I just wanted you to know that."

The one good thing about being old is that the marketing team are now your age and understand the deep yearning for a Vampire Lestat band t shirt

You look up and the place you once loved, the grass you shared secrets on, the statue rising up, volcanic today from the heat, that you never got to dress - and you go “huh, I used to lived down there” instead of panicking and closing your eyes; and it’s a good thing.

I’m sure Milo had an Insta but I can’t find it now

Every now and then I think back to 8 years ago when I was working in LUSH and Milo the pug’s owner would bring him in cos it was the only thing he could smell and we would let him play in the giant sink at the front of the shop.

I don’t follow football but what I do know is TreeGate is so much better than SpyGate

My favourite bit of popping up like three years later in a place where people you were close with for a bit are three stone lighter and back in my power is the absolute look of shock that I’m still alive and I actually did heal for the most part

Sort of obsessed with the way I just saw my neighbour on the way home and I was like “HAIIIIII” and he just went “omg not now”

Trump, in a field, looking at cows. “Wait!? You mean this wh*re moos? And she’s straight?! Open her up boys!!!!”

Me choosing between Hantavirus and Meningitis like it’s a breakfast menu

I will always remember the joy when I found the PDF of Syndrome, only to be somewhat disappointed that despite being a banging graphic novel it’s not really *that* similar to what Blake Leibel actually did

Then Spotify will shuffle A Christmas Duel and you’ll feel the joy from the song and belt it out again even though NO ONE appreciated that you called the EP Cover Your Bases.

Snip snip snip snip snip snip snip bitch #hazbin #vees

Also it must be said - I know the election was a reform shit show and everything is terrible but I am almost 40 years old and I live in Hackney and I have never cast a vote for a mayor that has contributed to a victory until now. That is important.

Look. There was a time a long time ago I’d end my nights by saying, WHAT A NIGHT. And I lost that. It was gone. It got stolen from me. Long story. But it’s been two weekends for two weekends of WHAT A NIGHT. Honestly, I had no idea how much the lyric “everything you lost will be restored” would hit

Oh hell yeh 1989 Tales from the Crypt on Shudder is exactly what I need right now

I am 20. A boy who looks like Marc Bolan but if his mum was African introduces me to Metric. It’s like my life is being sung. I stitch the songs into my soul. They comfort the next 19 years. I am 39. The new Metric album is a shock to see on my Spotify. I press play. It is like my life is being sung

Wait. #maps

Fuck that pals I just had a panic attack instead so here’s a meme

Firas Haldon and a lesson in propaganda; no matter how many times you say a thing Firas, you fucking psychopath, you cannot deny the truth. Fate will find you with a shotgun. The records hold the truth. Coming soon. How he lies. How he lies.

I will not accept a life I do not deserve

Me, at school, the day after no one came to my birthday party: “They gave me a big gift. A very big gift. I can’t tell you what it is.”

I tire of the Lola discourse. If someone wrote it now it would be transphobic. In the context of words when it was written it is not. Honestly. It’s not that hard.

Furiously adding nonce bashing as a solution to prison overcrowding to my novel

Trump saying “I’m not happy with the UK either” has the aura of the maths teacher who locked me in her room during break and asked me why I hated her

Enjoying Dracula’s ascension in folklore to the ultimate he/him lesbian

Y’all really have never seen a motherfucker who’s had a facelift less than 3 weeks ago and is fucked up on painkillers huh

Why they always calling these operations stupid shit like Opearation Bananarama Backrooms?

My cat just looked up at the news, playing on the TV, and hissed when a picture of Epstein appeared. Extra licky licks for her.

Today I traded in an old IPhone (I keep my old tech back so if I run out of money before payday I can sell it) and the guy recognised me after he checked my ID because he was shocked I was so old. How am I supposed to feel about this?

I think the point is more they had two hours to remove or delete that slur and they just…left it in

Look I’m strongly anti-police and that will never change because they have hurt so many of my friends and lovers - but arresting the Head Non*es bestie on his birthday is great work, well done lads

I am once again here to say that whenever Common People starts I get the ‘urgh not again’ shudder but then we get three notes in and I’m like ‘WAIT NO ACTUAL BANGER’

This is Ms Princess, she’s 20 and recently switched to kidney care food that has given her a new lease on life! She was born in my laundry basket and I genuinely believe she is my soul mate.

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What’s up Bluesky is it time for Nico’s return to offloading all the silly thoughts in their head?

It basically always comes back to my vch

Imagine saying the person that might go on to save your life doesn’t deserve more money jfc

Look all I’m saying is if it’s Charlie XCX that awakens a whole bunch of baby goths to creepy spoken word music then I absolutely won’t be mad about it

Who the fuck is Madeline

Well that Lilly Allen album went off after about three songs as a whole bucket of triggering nope.