It’s all getting a bit heavy this week, isn’t it? #TheArchers

The Judgement of Alan. Like Solomon, but in a lower division, so to speak. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

I now feel embarrassed that I have never heard of Charlotte Smith. #TheArchers

Lily is going to suggest a Wally Treadmore memorial prize for the shiniest bun. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Does Pip think they need to check how Cleopatra would react to an earthquake or nuclear attack? #TheArchers

Freddie showing the strength of his backbone there. #TheArchers

You can rely on Adam to moan. #TheArchers

Can they see the Blood Moon? #TheArchers

David was as open to Stella's ideas as the Bank of England is to the average safe-cracker. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

I wish someone would run into Lawrence. Preferably when driving an articulated lorry. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Isn't a conversation with your hairdresser more confidential than going to confession? Chelsea letting the side down? #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

David obviously keen to keep Stella away from Brookfield #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

I wondered if Kate had decorated Kristy’s front room with The Bunting. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Humble Pie all round then. #TheArchers

Adam almost getting animated here. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Humble pie must be eaten, Lynda. #TheArchers

Adam blowing his chance to take over from Stella there. #TheArchers

Brian covering up Stella quitting! #TheArchers

Not sure how much more Harvest excitement I can cope with. #TheArchers

Emma avoiding the temptation to say she got married twice. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

If harvesting wheat is that exciting, we all need a go. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Just catching up on tonight. A cancellation at LL will of course conveniently appear. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

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I seem to remember something about “the rod of Jesse” (in the Bible you understand). #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Just tell Rosie no! #TheArchers

I wonder if Mia’s boyfriend is called Russ? #TheArchers

Another freebie for Ed and Emma? How will this one be ruined? #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

They still haven’t sorted the mobile phone? Just tell Toby no! #TheArchers

Mia's new boyfriend never stops ringing, methinks. #TheArchers

Where is Lynda? Surely they have some space at Ambridge Hall? #TheArchers

Why are Ed and Mia not going straight to the police? #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Martin chuckling is almost as bad as thought of him in his trunks. #TheArchers

It's Martyn, presumably. #TheArchers

Well, Stella is clearly in a listening mode. #TheArchers

Plot prediction. Pip tells Stella she could not raise the ‘Mum’ issue due to the mobile phone conversation. Stella is clearly relieved and Pip realises their relationship is doomed. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Do we think Rex, Stella and Kenton are having their own party somewhere? #TheArchers

Martyn Gibson in swimming trunks. I am right off my tea now. #TheArchers

Not convinced the Book of Revelation was the ideal vehicle for Vaughan Williams. #BBCProms

Neil is right, Susan, it would not heal things. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

There is a short story by I think Chekhov where an officer turns up to a soldier’s party. It doesn’t end well. I suspect we are heading in a similar direction. #TheArchers

Neil has George’s number. #TheArchers

Justin and Martyn are clearly the light relief tonight. #TheArchers

Ah, the greatest sin. Not telling Susan something. #TheArchers

Susan is still upset. Nothing new there then. #TheArchers

If they don’t reform Dross, we have suffered in vain. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

This is dross. And I am talking about Eddie. #TheArchers

Can’t they just create an AI bassist? #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

They are past the banned stage? #TheArchers

I am sure Amber will be very impressed by Little Grange. #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Ed getting a bit Noel Gallagher there. #TheArchers