So if they know what Lynda's tactics are, why do they always fall for them? #TheArchers

So Chelsea is expecting to do up the horsebox at The Stables; does Alice know that? #TheArchers

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Eight weeks? It hasn't been that long since Christmas. #TheArchers

'The Infected Goose'. The latest gastro-pub on the by-pass. #TheArchers

Gutter envy. #TheArchers

Ladder accident incoming? #TheArchers

So now we know Ruth is not a great fan of George. #TheArchers

Ooh, trouble in paradise. #TheArchers

That’s very encouraging, Ruth, reminding Esme that TB tests happen every six months. #TheArchers

I think that is actually Clarrie, Emma. #TheArchers

What would Mulligan want Esme to do? #TheArchers

Has Esme got a toy farm somewhere? #TheArchers

TB Test results tonight? #TheArchers

Amber remembering a kiss as just a kiss. #TheArchers

Are all the suspects being drawn together tonight? #TheArchers

Paul has it so badly he can’t even speak. #TheArchers

Just as well there is a farm coming up for sale in Ambridge shortly, isn’t it. #TheArchers

I think Emma is doing a great job of ensuring this wedding never happens. #TheArchers

Space. The final frontier. For a tractor. #TheArchers

You probably ruined Carly’s night as well, George. #TheArchers

Call the Midwife? No, only Strictly does Blackpool. #TheArchers

A new business partnership about to bloom? #TheArchers

This episode of #TheArchers was sponsored by ‘Visit Blackpool’

One would have thought that the large slightly strangely shaped car outside might have been a hint to the bread man. #TheArchers

Wouldn't a milk delivery have been more appropriate as she was discussing the herd? #TheArchers

Bread delivery. It could have arrived whilst they were singing 'Bread of Heaven'. #TheArchers

Mulligan knew himself. Just as well, as we never knew him. #TheArchers

No smoking. Unless it is incense, of course. #TheArchers

I hope that Tom and Helen are going to send Pat and Tony off somewhere very nice on holiday for looking after all their children! #TheArchers

Perhaps Susan should have suggested it would help George’s cause if he made peace with Neil. #TheArchers

George is the obvious choice, Tom, #TheArchers

Tom. It was the amount. Helen. The Bull is not part of ‘The finer things in life’. #TheArchers

So, is the death of Mulligan going to spur all the succession discussions now they can see the problems of not sorting it out? #TheArchers

Well, it was fairly obvious Lillian had cheated. #TheArchers

I am not sure I can cope with much more of David’s guilt. #TheArchers

The subtle revenge of Markie? #TheArchers

Has George hidden Amber in his cell? #TheArchers

How long is George allowed to be on the phone? #TheArchers

Don't worry, Alice, rather than run Home Farm, you can dog sit for Stella. #TheArchers

Alice - I am so happy with the arrangement, I can't eat. #TheArchers

Unhappy Alice. Brian clearly forgetting he had offered her the job. #TheArchers

Is Josh serving roast toxic courgettes? #TheArchers

Just like Strictly, they are pairing up in the Ball Room. #TheArchers

Bartleby will be dead by Sunday. #TheArchers

Tell Brian to stuff it, whatever it is. #TheArchers

He tried to set up Alice, Amber, that was hurting someone. #TheArchers

Are you allowed a compassionate visit to a dying pony? #TheArchers

Adam being as cheerful and positive as usual, I hear. #TheArchers

It’s all getting a bit heavy this week, isn’t it? #TheArchers