I’ve had an issue with my Bluesky account when transferring to a new phone, so this account will be left to die. 🥲 Send a DM for the new username. I’m keeping this circle small.

It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times

I finished my Indigenous cultural training through work and the module ended with a survey of the overall program. One question was “what part was most impactful” … bitch idk my grandfather was a 60s scoop kid (but in the 20s). Maybe don’t ask people with legit connections “what they learned”

No no no no— I’m too sleepy for it to already be Monday again

What a super bazaar Grand Prix this was The drive to survive episode is gonna be lit though

Had a couple cocktails. Thought a couple things. How are yall doing ?

Well. Had my first panic attack in over a year. I didn’t expect to feel this overwhelming shame for having one at all. I thought they were gone for good.

Not the orange baffoon referring to Princess Catherine as the Queen I know it’s a lesser evil considering all that’s happened. But it’s also just blatant disrespect & shows lack of knowledge of the country & people he’s visiting. Meanwhile, a sick Camilla who toughed it out had to sit there like:

I need a little sign for the back of my desk chair that says “I have my AirPods in and cannot hear you, tap on my shoulder or some shit”

All these new followers but it’s still the same 3 people that actually interact with my posts 😂❤️ bless yall.

Canceling political comics is honestly insane and frightening. They’re silencing anyone who disagrees with them. You know what that doesn’t sound like? A two party system. That sounds like a singular party calling all the shots with no desire to work with the other group. HMMM. SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

Yo I was added to a starter pack Not sure why. But hello to the new folks. 👏🏼

SOS I’m too tired to keep working but I MUST KEEP WORKING

40 minute video on Thomas Boleyn? Don’t mind if I doooo

ANYWAY so what about those files eh? It was a distraction, I’ll give them that. But back to business.

“Oh fuck eh” is the Canadian all encompassing answer that can be taken any way you’d like. Could be an exclamation of joy, bewilderment, horror, or humour. It’s perfect.

Haven’t been here in a while. Started a new job and I’ve been too tired to think. Hope yall are well though

Ridoc stans unite

It’s not a good day to be a Ferrari fan

Lance Stroll this weekend

Going away for an extended weekend trip. Tips on what I might be forgetting to pack? Mostly hiking and beach time.

If I see one more swiftie say that Taylor found her Endgame imma cry Can we at least make references to songs she’s written about Travis, rather than Joe, when discussing her engagement 💀💀

At the end of the day, it’s who you texted first when you found out Taylor Swift got engaged ❤️🥹

I’ve tried to buy three of the new Taylor Swift album variants but each time the page finally loads, they’re already sold out. This gives me absolutely no hope whatsoever for concert tickets in the future.

It’s always “how’s it going” and never “how is your slow descent into madness fixating on the Plantagenet dynasty”

Man I really want one of those Anne Boleyn necklaces from Common Era

I just finished onyx storm and I— 👁️👄👁️ Holy shit

Ordering 4 pairs of pants in the same size from the same brand but none of them actually fit even remotely the same

Pssst If you’re still creeping my profile all these months later to keep tabs on me, I’ll let you in on a secret: Im still pissed. Fuck off.

Waiting for the Death of a Showgirl varient. Idk why. I just feel like it’s coming at some point. Kind of themed like The Lucky One, but what happens when you don’t escape the bright lights. Or maybe I’m just reading into it man idk

And now there’s a kitten stuck in the belly of my car. The universe is truly testing me today. And boy, does it ever feel like I’m failing.

Well this is a level of lies and betrayal I didn’t expect in my own home. Love that for me.

I bumped my time from 25 minutes on the exercise bike to 40 minutes. Then Pilates. Guys I’m dying. Baby deer legs all day.

I don’t normally post location specific stuff. But I can’t put into words how terrifying the wildfires are in Canada right now. I’m less than an hour from a rather large one, and fuck it’s scary. This level of heat and dry weather is truly abnormal. Please keep Canada in your thoughts.

The neighbour is playing angry rap and heavy screamo music really loudly so I’m extremely tempted to fight back by playing Chappell Roan and Taylor Swift even louder. What is this obsession that middle aged men have with forcing the neighbourhood to listen to their music?

My new hobby is detailing cars. That shit is satisfying af.

Ordered some new clothes for my new big girl job 🥹❤️

It’s always “how’s sera” and never “has sera found the golden stag in animal crossing new horizons yet?” The answer is no. She has not. And she’s losing her freaking mind over it.

MIL was helping me look for my birth certificate. I was looking in the file folders in the office, she decided to check the bedroom. In my nightstand. Where I keep all my sex toys. Anyway, if you need me I’m going to move to Switzerland and assume an alias.

While waiting for the sim race to load up, looking at the Red Bull Ring track outline: Me: “Guys, it looks like a whale. But a badly drawn whale.” The league: “… fuck, now I can’t unsee it”

That “she got away” line hits when YOU ARE the one who got away

It’s not over till it’s over It’s never over

Did I have lunch wine or did the lunch wine have me

The Subway by Chappell Roan is actually how my soul sounds incase you even cared

Ohhhhh no. The migraine aura started and there’s a building pressure at the base of my skull. This is going to be a BAD one I fear.

You know what else might make it hard for him to come to a trade deal? The fact that he broke the last one and called our Prime Minister an idiot.

Started watching the Gilded Age and did a double take when the called one of the main characters “George Russell” … babes you’re a formula 1 driver, not a banker. No wonder you’re so grumpy!

Burnt my arm making steaks SOS

Excuse me why is this Phantom of the Opera phase returning after 10 years Where did this desire to listen to the soundtrack come from ????