I am on day 7 of a 15-day stay and I really miss my cats. I only see them twice a day for feeding & it sucks.

Look how cute Olive is. She’s only with me for two days, then her brother is picking her up for the rest of the week.

I am going to have this dog housebroken if it kills me. Tying his leash to me so can’t do a quick leg lift. Ugh!

The only conditions I really hate to drive in is fog and it is super foggy today— slippery and hard to see

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrddSUCU/ You don’t want to snuggle?

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

I don’t know how people deal with dogs that aren’t housebroken. I could not live with that.

Someone said Barron looks like Roger Stone and now I can’t un see it.

MAGA woman: “This is what I voted for.” Me: “Quiet. Quiet, piggy.”

Jeff came home! Happy dance!

When I was 13, my mom was pregnant & I asked her what pregnancy felt like. She said, “Like I have a football up my ass. What do you think?” Ever the gracious woman.

Greg Bovino is a Droopy Dog- looking fascist. And about as tall.

I am first gen Sesame Street.

All this time, I thought Peter Gabriel was talking about remodeling his kitchen. Suddenly sledgehammer has taken on a completely different meaning for me.

Excellent pintos if you’re into yummy beans.

We stand with Rep. Jasmine Crockett in calling for an end to voting machines owned by Dominion. Our voting systems should never be controlled by anyone aligned with MAGA politics. It’s time to push for statewide bans on these machines.

Telling MAGAs that just like the Portland “riots”, and deploying the National Guard to LA for a manufactured crisis, they are good at blowing things up. Like the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City.

Why are air traffic controllers only getting 70% of their back pay?

Client has a cat named “Spook” and I am of the generation who remembers that term used as a slur by cowboys.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMWjNXth/ Its rut!

You, sir, are a shot of dopamine.

I just called Schumer’s office and left a message asking him to please act as minority leader and get control of his caucus. We want a no vote. Do not reopen. Do not cave.

Um, this is not how you get mama back to Kentucky.

He’s colluding and belongs in cage with the rest of them

Slurpee

One thing all MAGAS share is the orange-ringed azzholes.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMth4yCm/ The White House is off the rails.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMGX7vxy/ Why are you making it weird?

When your Rottie deflates.

So I’m doing a pet food drive through my company for in need, and I’ve also made a bunch of complete dinner packages for people. I’m trying to support Latino families specifically & and asked if there were some in need on our community page & and I am getting a lot of shit from all the white people

Changing his name to Cartman.

This is Buckley and he dislikes me intensely. I do not go into his paddock unless he is way out in pasture.

Just got Matt the Tacoma back from the shop last Friday, and I already fucked it up last night. Backed right into a guy totally took out his quarter panel took out my rear lights in my tailgate. I must have my head so fucking far up my ass. I just don’t know. I will likely get canceled today.

South Shingle Springs, California

A win! A federal judge has ruled that the White House must once again provide American Sign Language interpreters during press briefings. The U.S. District Judge Amir Ali emphasized that these briefings inform Americans about critical

I’ve been thinking that people who have left this earth prior to the year 2000 are really lucky. Looking back, it seems like September 11th just took everything out of us.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpjXPka/ This is awesome!

“to distinguish real (ICE) operations from fakes”. Hmmm, maybe ban masks, display badges, use warrants, and employ due process rather than abduct people into unmarked cars. It’s easy for criminals to impersonate ICE since ICE act like criminals.

I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out

The California redistricting map gives three representatives for the city of Lodi (!). It turned all of Northern California blue & very few are blue. My county went 64% red — they are going to be big mad today. Gird your loins.

I have now read a few dozen different takes from Republicans on last night’s election results and none of them have concluded that Trump is responsible for it in any way. Lots of lots of other takes and theories, but none of them include accountability for their infallible hero.

Go to bed. No.

Hey there, Cloud!

I tripped yesterday at one of the bars I was working at and landed on my knees and hands forward. Well, I could hear my back make noise and it’s achy, and I’m really really hoping it’s a one day thing.

This is corrupt on so many levels.

Say what you want about Dick Cheney but he raised a daughter who stood up when it mattered.