When I get out of bed, I arch my back, and lift my hands over my head, like I just did an awesome twisty, loopy, thing off the vault. Because that’s how hard it is to get out of bed some mornings.

My nephew in New Mexico Magazine.

I was just signing a contract, and used my married last name. I have not used that last name since 2010. But that’s what I wrote down. What is happening?

“Anyhoo” irritates me unreasonably.

So pretty.

7 outfished daddy.

I think “Gee wagon” when I see one of these and feel less impressed when I see one. LOL!

The World Cup fans are a delight to watch.

Lol

Screaming the lyrics to “Bad News” at the top of my lungs while driving is such a release.

Phil Mickelson denies touching female worker inappropriately. I don’t believe him. He’s just another cunt.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTB9AYdkf/ This young man could have put that officer on the ground quickly. He chose not to. He was still trying to protect himself by choosing not to. The officer must be charged.

I’ve been growing my gray out and it’s just about done. Went and had a bunch of the crackly blonde cut off —hair is too short now, but it’ll grow. Kind of excited to see the final color.

Three of my hens went missing yesterday during the day. I’m thinking a neighborhood dog got them. Coyotes and bobcats typically take one and go. Anyway, the only survivor is Joan Jett.

53% of Americans 16 to 74 read at a sixth grade level. We are so fucked.

I just realized the only reason my mom and dad never fought during CBS Sunday Morning, was because it was too early to drink. It makes more sense now.

I named a goat Elliott because of ET. I loved that movie.

Looking at your profile, I can see you’ve never had an orgasm in your entire life.

Pitbull just seems too old to be Mr. Worldwide anymore. Mr. Worldwide ends at 40, then it’s Mr. Gated Community in the Suburbs.

My boots give me super powers.

“Have a told you about my labia minor?” Yes, I just overheard this.

Wut?

NBC News is trying to crush Graham Platner’s campaign. If only they covered this administration and the president with as much gusto.

Kevin O’Leary has enough money. Can we agree on that? He seems to want for nothing but more money.

Dot rubs all over me and won’tstop until I pet her. Then she jumps down, and picks a fight with Hank It’s like I have a dog and I didn’t want a dog.

I would like to go to a Halloween party just so I can be Ms. Rafferty.

Frankly, I thought the antichrist was going to be more charismatic and attractive.

Fdt

Texted my Trump-voting sister in Houston & asked her if she voted for Paxton—haven’t heard back. That’ll be it for me. I will go no contact. I love her & my stomach feels sick, but her vote is why Alex Pretti is dead & it’s why the Epstein victims have not seen justice. The people in ICE

My buddy was hit by a car last night. I just finished up a 21-day stay with him last week, and feel pretty sick about it. There is so much risk letting kitties out, but they are on 10-acres & I don’t think anyone ever thought being hit was a possibility. So sad.

The more men I encounter, the more I am convinced they are God’s participation trophy.

Hank vibing in his cat scratcher.

Hank likes to open the drawer, pull bras out & drag them around the house. *shrug* at least someone is using the pretty ones for fun. lol!

I’m too old for a young person to call me bro. You may call me dude. I’ll answer to dude.

Starbucks workers earn $20 an hour here. I always order a pike with cream and sugar, that’s it. They have this expectation for a tip, and I’m just not gonna tip them for that. Am I an asshole?

Global oil price is going to $80 a barrel. We will never pay the pre-Iran prices again. I hate MAGAs.

Every time I fill up my truck I play “Fuck Donald Trump” and today I was god blessed by a colorless, faded, ferret-faced white guy.

Nuclear Power seems to he less impactful to the environment than data centers.

I fear Javier Becerra is going to be the nominee and that is bad. This guy is so corrupt—-please look at his background before choosing to vote for him.

And I got high last night and was asleep by 7 pm. It was magical.

I think my problem is, I just do not like people telling me how I have to live.

That is a God-given, right? LOL!

I think I need to get high today

WHO: Ebola vaccine could take nine months. WHAT? Ebola has been around a long time. How is it that you don’t have one now, but can have one in nine months? That does not make sense. They should’ve already been developed years and years ago.

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

Fuck you Kentucky

Did you know that the Grand Canyon was formed by uranium mining? I didn’t either. At least, not until a MAGA chud educated me. Girl.

I was on my way to a stop, and started thinking about these two eggs and how delicious they were going to be fried on sourdough toast, and I drove right by my stop by about 3 miles. Lol.

Will Kentucky show up for the Epstein victims with today’s vote?

Shadow has been full on parkouring over everything on the first floor since about 10 pm.