I think I’ve met Jeff Spicolli

Keep scrolling Hinge hoping I’ll find Antonio Banderas out there someday.

Sounds like Matt has something going on with his transmission. I’m gonna have to get rid of Matt.

Dot and Beto hanging out in the barn.

Hegseth is doing another press conference and I can’t. This dude is fuckity uppity.

Joan Jett always waits on the gate for dinner snacks. Lol

Hosting first session of goat yoga for adults. Someone brought a kid despite being told it was adults only. Grrrr.

He did it! Flying Pig

Bad goat.

Will the PGA let Phil Mickelson come back? I hope not- he turned out to be a disappointing man.

My son is running the Flying Pig on Sunday and some kind of fun run Saturday. He went full Forrest Gump.

$5.85 a gallon. Yikes!

Sometimes I’m asked ”What happened to your truck?” Well, the first problem is, I’m the driver.

They are out of control.

This teller at my bank is foul.

High Point!

Georgia should’ve raked the forest. State voted for Trump in 2024 & now they need FEMA —lots of mobile homes gone & you know most of them voted for him. 10-years ago—even a few years ago, I would never have been so without sympathy and mean, but today I just shrug and think about baby goats.

Hopefully Toot will be home this weekend. He’s feeling better finally.

People are using yogurt to make banana splits. What the fuck is up?

I do not want Tom Steyer for governor. He makes promises he has no way to keep —like abolishing ICE. I want to know what he’s going to do about housing, roads, fire protection, etc.

Blue Jean Committee. Anyone ever seen it before? It’s awesome.

7 hit a triple.

Woke at 2:47 am, fixed coffee,started scrolling, read comments, and uttered “fucking cunt” by 3:38 am.

Toot is sick. :-(

Why are children worth so little to MAGA Christianity?

Wasted days and wasted nights. Freddy Fender probably needed to multitask a bit more. It's all good, Freddy.

‪Elton John, what’s that get up you have on?‬ ‪Could it be a faded look from tours gone by?‬ ‪And did I hear you say, you were a singing all the way, to chat up Oprah Winfrey...live, ive?‬ ‪*To Delta Dawn‬

Hank is vibing.

Read “Mamdani is the Muslim Leslie Knope”.

Uno, Toot or Elliot- can’t decide, Tonka and Pogo (in order). The only one that is still wild is Tonka. You can hear the red tailed hawk overhead.

Brought the beebs to the coop for the first time. Kicked the big girls out and let them explore for a couple of hours. They are back in their crate, under lights and snoozing. Big adventures wore them out.

Iranian LEGO propaganda videos are wild.

Twiggy.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I have had so many tests and they tell me there is nothing wrong. I am telling them there is something wrong—-feeling the way I feel is not normal for me. I am beyond exhausted, my entire body aches all the time & I have no energy.

I guess getting up at 3 am isn’t normal for most people.

Hank is a fan of hanging outside.

Trump’s mouth looks like a tight asshole.

Booked another goat party!

It’s pouring rain & I love the sound!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkjubc7N/ This is how I feel all the time now.

You will be my friend, goat.

Hank getting the treatment.

Trump didn’t make the TSA workers whole. They did not receive what they are owed. If I were a TSA worker, I’d walk off the job. If they all walked off the job, this would be over. If they decided to do something like that, I know a lot of America would step up and help them.

This lady has the balls to expect 24/7 care for her dog, plus dusting and vacuuming her house. $85 a day. My middle finger was fully-extended listening to her delusional ask.

Pogo is really wild. I’m not sure he’s gonna make the cut.

I hate being called “hun” and this woman I know calls me that all the time.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkNpTKcQ/ The Iranians are very specific.

Tiger Woods is a prick.