All I know is that I'm not in the Epstein Files...

Wake up, Piggy!

When a Republicant asks you the definition of a woman, the answer should always be, "A woman is someone old enough that Donald Trump doesn't want to fuck them."

Pinto beans and rice for dinner tonight. And I'm not even on SNAP. Fuck Trump and his economy.

OMG. Our president is a child rapist...

No Aurora Borealis in El Paso tonight. Greg Abbott sucks.

Jesus was my co-pilot but we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him...

I should warn you, I'm carrying a concealed pastrami on rye...

I was covered by the blood of Jesus. I got hepatitis.

So, is Shady Vance cheating on his wife or not?

Let's go Buffalo! Bills that is...

@nicolesandler.bsky.social Was it wrong for me to message Greg Abbott to "STFU and go sit down somewhere? " MAGA: Molest And Grope Adolescents

I just want to sit back and laugh as Trump supporters get decimated by his policies.