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have you all considered that maybe it's being bigoted and ableist to expect Sydney Sweeney to be woke? i mean look at literally any picture of the dumb nazi cunt, she is physically incapable of not looking like she's about to fall asleep also being honest her tits are mid and overrated

Utterly wild that out of the two viable parties in the USA, the openly fascist Republican Party is genuinely more Democratic in nature than the liberal Democratic Party. At least the fucking Republican Party listens to its voters and promises to do things they want! Weird, a winning strategy!

if hitler iii: the lost levels says "orange man bad" i will commandeer an ICE truck and personally run over as many of my neighbors as possible on my way to crawl into whichever oven i am assigned my only regret is that i won't get the chance to shoot children in operation chevron freedom

if it comes down to a choice between "fascism for trannies" and "fascism for all", if it becomes bipartisan consensus that we are subhuman, then we subhumans will gladly drag you cis people onto the pyre you have chosen to build for us. understand this. we are not your willing human sacrifices.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

fuck they made her gock huge, even lil orange is stunned

I refuse to believe Rosalina isn't trans. She's tall, she hides half her face behind her hair, and she has adopted a bunch of little dumbasses who follow her around. Plus, trans women are known to possess magic powers

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

"WE 👏 DID 👏 OUR 👏 FASCISM 👏 BY 👏 THE 👏 BOOKS"

New Poop I started this as just a quick little shitpost that was supposed to end about 12 seconds in, but I couldn't stop myself from extending it into a full YTP. Also, I didn't really have a specific reason to make it look like a 2008 YTP. It just felt right. YT Link: youtu.be/AYtViZ5aQh0?...

liz bruenig supports forced birth so she can write fanfic about your kid dying of measles tbh

I Serve The Sexual Needs Of My Lady Boss Sayuki Misuzu

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There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today. I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand. There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.

splurging on rotisserie chickens. The cheap ass mediocre rotisserie chickens that are at every supermarket these days? Splurging. these people genuinely want a cyberpunk society where working people all eat medical soy nutrient paste while only the wealthy get actual food

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

yes please

Post a banger, not in English the best Maximum The Hormone song (and the best Maximum The Hormone music video)

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I think The Baileys' home should be filled with lead

Bucking back on XL Lucien's knot 😶 @allnighttoys.bsky.social @fuckyeah.uk

They weren't able to build up a real hype cycle for it because the first trailer was rushed out as an emergency to distract from how pissed everyone was at them over taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air to appease Trump

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I need this poster on my bedroom wall

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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

deadass if Trump himself bought the NYT tomorrow what would even change

A Domesticated Male Cross-Dresser, No. 16, The Ecstatic, Masochistic Obedience Of A Cute Guy In Female Clothing, Nanako

it's kind of shocking that a generational peak anime like Jujutsu Kaisen just has nothing but absolute dogshit for its openings and endings. Like come on what the fuck happened here?

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A Gorgeous Bank Teller On The Verge Of Turning 50 Makes Her Adult Video Debut! Quick, Before She Loses The Remaining Balance In Her Feminine Bank Account! Make A Deposit In Dick! Hisako Mamiya

Gosh it would be awful wouldn't it

Can we get my juicy pussy trending? Tips: amypond.gay please reskeet :3

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

This is my favorite Pac-Man game and one of my all time favorite video games in general. The very few games that are mildly like it (Wonder Project J and The Last Guardian) are not nearly as fun and are kinda crap. The game is beautiful aesthetically and it is really funny to torture Pac-Man.

As promised I legolized Link

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Our new rose will be the next big thing! 🤼‍♀️

my ideal ICE reform is to use the organization instead as decoration for lampposts and public squares

I'm so very happy for the guy that is very, very clearly going to divorce his wife and marry Charlie Kirk's widow and explicitly refused to defend his own children (let alone his wife) against racist attacks against them. "Hitler and Eva look so fab on their holiday retreat!" - The Chicago Tribune

tfw your workplace is destroyed

Tenga Robo is a robot who can transform into a Tenga sex toy. (They were promoting them in Shinjuku, Tokyo.)

On the unforced error scale it's something like a baseball player throwing the ball straight up in the air, getting under it, then perfectly timing a handstand so it hits him right in the dick when it falls