manon get behind me

i never used to understand why ppl bought books they never read but i received three books off my list for christmas that i have yet to open because i keep checking out library books

my tiktok fyp is full of people dunking on that girl with the horrible shrek take lmao deserved

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be one of those ppl that ragebait on the internet. like whats stopping me from bullying conservatives in the tiktok comments all day

honestly i think we didnt bully the pro NFT people hard enough. everyone went cuckoo bananas over jpgs for like a year only for it to all be worth nothing. too many ppl got away with shilling for that shit

i’m not reaally feeling this book rn which is worrying bc i checked out another one by the same author (reviews all say its better tho)

how am i getting kalshi ads on TUMBLR

just saw the craziest interaction on tiktok where commenter accused ppl of secretly liking incest just because they ship *checks notes* two unrelated characters who commenter PERCEIVED to have a “sibling rivalry”

mhj releasing like 20 fully ai generated videos to promote her new label after making herself out to be some unique creative genius for years is such poetry tbh

bf has been watching degrassi every day and i just want to kno how many versions of that “whatever it takes” theme song they made bc jesus theres a new one every other ep

updated my voter registration ✨

starting to believe ppl have forgotten what white ppl look like bc why do i keep seeing ppl say they thought clearly asian-looking wasians were full white

girl we all know what it is bfr

thank god the kpop fanwars are Not ab to start tonight baby 🙏🏻

i clicked on this 49 chapter wip fic bc i figured id at least get a good chunk of story out of it but its been 45 chapters and the mc hasnt even told anyone his extremely plot relevant secret 🧍🏻‍♀️im wasting my TIMEE

ok wait the concept of bts in palo alto is actually making me crazy the more i think about it

why am watching clips of bts dance breaks on tiktok and legit getting emotional omg im gonna see all my boyssss 😩

im going to see bts 😭 and its a local stop so i dont have to spend money on travel 🙂‍↕️ sewer cide POSTPONED

had another dream ab bts ticketing its so bad for me

seen multiple tiktok comments from ppl who didnt realize they had to apply for presale after buying the membership 😈

ur telling me snl did a HP heated rivalry spoof and it wasnt even drarry…whats the point then

literally had a weed-induced stress dream about bts ticketing so that’s where my mental state is at rn

not surprised at all that heated rivalry fandom has speedran its way into being insufferable

bts naming their album arirang and emphasizing their korean roots with one of the version titles after everybody called them westernized sellouts for making three (3) english songs out of like 300 anyways i have to laugh! cope and seethe!

i kno my brain is fried bc im actually irrationally upset that i cant change my ticketmaster email for bts presale rn i need to use the “lucky” account…pls

the pre ticketing anxiety is hitting bruuuh

i keep seeing tiktoks ab bts ticketing STOPPPP DONT TELL THEM THE SECRETSSSS

if bts come to levi’s stadium i wont have to spend money on hotel and travel so i will have at least $700 more to spend on a ticket 😌 girl math

2/3 of the way thru this book and finally deciding to look up what a mate drink is

devastated to report that stretching after my hiit class did in fact decrease my soreness

i truly believe i can tell the level of someone’s media literacy by what they know and think about the nwjns court case

wake up babe new newjeans drama update just dropped

broke: buying an ipad pro to draw and never actually drawing with it bespoke: digging out said ipad pro to play cookie run kingdom on a bigger screen

heated rivalry discourse is so funny bc its all just rehashed fujoshi/yaoi discourse that people are acting like they just came up with. i’ve played these games before!!!!

damn the sharks kinda dogshit rn

why did this alien scifi book im reading lowkey give me doomed yuri

oh my god

i love stumbling upon niche community drama on tiktok like why am i a non-adoptee watching a bunch of adoptees fight over whether its okay to seek out ur bio parents in a closed adoption

i do not understand why this book has a 4+ average rating on goodreads

cant believe i got a failing grade at the blood donation center

after reading 8 books in the past 3 weeks ive come to the conclusion that run-on sentences are clearly not as big of a deal as i was led to believe in 5th grade

i shouldn’t be surprised at how fast i read books considering i regularly speed thru like 200k word fanfics but somehow i am still surprised

the wildehopps baiting in zootopia 2 is actually crazy

david corenswet and jonathan bailey for actors on actors omg variety said merry christmas to ME specifically

the main character of this book is an actual dumbass im afraid

must be nice.

i kno my brain is cooked bc this local MUA i follow on tiktok made a video ab how she has a waitlist for 2027 weddings bookings and i audibly went “fuck”

2 books down 🫡 the solution was indeed to read horror

just read the sentence “senpai noticed me” in this book im reading. im never reading anything published after 2015 ever again actually