damn the sharks kinda dogshit rn

why did this alien scifi book im reading lowkey give me doomed yuri

oh my god

i love stumbling upon niche community drama on tiktok like why am i a non-adoptee watching a bunch of adoptees fight over whether its okay to seek out ur bio parents in a closed adoption

i do not understand why this book has a 4+ average rating on goodreads

cant believe i got a failing grade at the blood donation center

after reading 8 books in the past 3 weeks ive come to the conclusion that run-on sentences are clearly not as big of a deal as i was led to believe in 5th grade

i shouldn’t be surprised at how fast i read books considering i regularly speed thru like 200k word fanfics but somehow i am still surprised

the wildehopps baiting in zootopia 2 is actually crazy

david corenswet and jonathan bailey for actors on actors omg variety said merry christmas to ME specifically

the main character of this book is an actual dumbass im afraid

must be nice.

i kno my brain is cooked bc this local MUA i follow on tiktok made a video ab how she has a waitlist for 2027 weddings bookings and i audibly went “fuck”

2 books down 🫡 the solution was indeed to read horror

just read the sentence “senpai noticed me” in this book im reading. im never reading anything published after 2015 ever again actually

if i had a nickel for every tv show i watched this year starring a wasian girl who once played the lead in hadestown id have 2 nickels

i keep seeing arguments on tiktok over how to pronounce manon’s name the french (and correct) way and im like…is it supposed to be hard?

attempting to get into reading actual books again so i made a goodreads and checked a couple of books out from the library. im halfway done with one so hopefully i will actually finish it 🙏🏻

my iphone 14 pro is at 74% battery health do i upgrade or thug it out another year

im sorry were we supposed to think all the james bonds have been the same person this entire time

not to defend yt ppl but the ppl in the physical100 subreddit are actually such losers for thinking team aus is douchey and arrogant just bc theyre loud and do light banter when honestly theyre pretty wholesome and have generally good sportsmanship

happy GCF in Tokyo 8-year anniversary to all who celebrate youtu.be/XrTNLkqGrlc

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

tiktok kids learn the difference between being a nepo baby and having well-off parents challenge: failed

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

RIP BOZO

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

theres this random kbbq place in kansas that has a tiktok run by 3 asian boys who make kpop dance vids as promo and how did yall slaysians end up in KANSAS

why do the people on r/tattooadvice have no survival instincts

mhj got whacked so hard by the judge in his verdict lmfaoooo deserved

my tiktok algo is now giving me videos of ppl watching naruto for the very first time and being absolutely flabbergasted at how down bad naruto was for sasuke

im sorry but anyone with a brain and a grownup job saw the NJ verdict coming from miles away lol

dan and phil posting couple tiktoks now oh i kno multiple ppl from 2010s tumblr having the most insane week of their lives

i’m about 70 hours into hades 2 and vow of rivals chronos nearly gave me carpal tunnel

not to sound like a meninist but the pop culture subreddits make me laugh sometimes bc they have such blatant double standards when it comes to problematic female va male celebs

every day i discover brand new forms of stupidity on tiktok

are we winning yet bois

my coworker who has a teen son asked if we knew what “6 7” meant today and i was like pls dont

im ngl if ur still out here complaining ab kamaIa in sept 2025 ur just coping atp like its over she lost and here we are!!!

this lady on rover wants her little spaniel walked for a whole hour every day at noon which is honestly ridiculous for a dog that size

i want a british friend i can just bring to restaurants and introduce american food to

le sserafim concert in SF was so good they played almost all the songs i like AND i got the best seats ive ever gotten for a kpop concert 🙂‍↕️

charlie kirk being killed by a bullet that said “*notices bulge* OWO what’e this?” is truly…something. south park couldnt write this

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

this country is truly in the trenches

some of the lefties in the quotes r delusional like wtf did u expect a mayoral candidate to say 😭

bf has almost finished watching the summer i turned pretty and i truly cannot understand the appeal

blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff

watching rpdr allstars 10 and whoever did bosco’s boobs deserves some kind of award fr

was watching a video of benson boone covering when i was your man by bruno mars and my bf literally asked if it was adele singing so