when i tell ppl i dont like toy story i feel like the peter griffin godfather scene

im reading never let me go by kazuo ishiguro and im over halfway through. so far i find ruth to be insufferable and the narrator is a fucking doormat lmfao

tonights game had the whole chili’s going crazy omg

im technically rooting for the knicks but i DO think it would be rly funny if they lost tonight bc trump just brings bad energy wherever he goes. u kno the superstitious sports bros would never let it go

saw one of those guilt trippy “ADOPT THIS DOG OR IT’LL BE EUTHANIZED” posts on the local subreddit and ofc the OP conveniently leaves out all the behavioral issues the dog has from the post lolol

hooligan isnt even that experimental for kpop stans to be acting like its the new sticker fr

katie porter’s downfall is crazy like wdym she went from being nationally recognized and going viral for her congressional speeches to barely getting more votes than the mayor of san jose 🫩

BOYZ WITH FUN??? THATS IT STOP THE TOURRR

every new restaurant or cafe that opens where i live is either chinese food or boba like not to sound racist against my own ppl but can we get some variety up in here. i want to try nigerian food or smth i dont need another malatang restaurant!!! free me!!!

random TMI of the day but i just remembered how i’d used to get corns on my foot as a teenager and instead of treating them like a normal person i’d literally slice that shit off with a boxcutter…how did i not die of tetanus or smth honestly

wdym bts actually did attack on bangtan i’m ending it all fr

i love discovering armys in unexpected places because wdym a director at my company’s IT dept went to all 3 stanford days and is going to las vegas.

boompala boompala boompala ay *macarena noises*

watched jimin change the brain chemistry of two acquaintances in real time today at the stanford concert

prayer circle for stanford dj to play attack on bangtan 🕯️ 🙏🏻

tiktok trying to feed me very unsubtle replit (?) ads disguised as normal tiktoks like do u think im stupid

just occured to me that there are high schoolers born after 2010

i started another book and its decent but the main character is basically exactly the same as the other book i read by this author lol

smth i think ab a lot is how ritz crackers used to be browner and crispier…theyre now a shadow of their former selves

does my manager know that even if we book 5 studio shoots in a month, we cannot finish editing all 5 of those projects in a month.

why did stray kids just start playing in this walmart. which employee did this

im getting tiktoks ab artemis ii on my fyp and uuuuh the amount of commenters who seem to genuinely believe its all fake is. concerning. chat are we cooked

gc and i heatedly debating what it means to sing in “cursive”

recommended a book to my coworker a couple of months ago and just saw on storygraph that she read it a couple weeks ago and loved it 💅🏻

armys r going crazy on twitter omg 😭 theyre bringing out all the old tweets im dead…makes me almost want my acct back

the soulmateism is crazy

just saw a redditor say they were 12 when bts dynamite came out time for me to log off

#that music critic claiming he would have given RPWP a 3.4 yeah he is not a serious person LMFAOOOO

im so fucking old bc i saw a comment from someone who said they wish bts had released smth like DNA or Idol and i was like YOU WERE CLEARLY NOT THERE WHEN EVERYONE WAS SHITTING ON THOSE 😭 😭 😭

bf complained ab my playing arirang all day yday but this morning he got up to work before me and when i came in he was listening to it on his laptop SO 😛😛😛

my toxic stan twt side has activated like a sleeper agent it rly is bts comeback season

genuinely needed to check myself to make sure im not just a bts glazer but i went thru my music library and i think arirang is legit their first album where ive added every single song 👉👈 am i just insane bc its been like 6 years since their last real cb

my toxic kpop stan twt side is re-emerging out with this comeback bc why am i looking at army accts on xcancel and laughing at the mad kpop stans lmaoo 😭

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i fear i am now a swim truther

apple music my mortal enemy

broke: refusing to order your company’s pride tee bc you’re homophobic woke: refusing to order your company’s pride tee bc it’s fucking ugly

golden’s not even the best song in KPDH lets be real

APPLEEEE GIVE ME A HOT PINK IPHONE A LA 2005 HOT PINK MOTOROLA RAZR AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSS

new BP ep is giving “here, damn” lmao 😭 if ur gonna halfass every group release just disband already omggg this is painful to watch

as someone who’s been casually following hockey starting recently, the US mens team is exactly why i will never fully invest myself into men’s sports lmao i don’t trust any of them fr

eyek0ns are genuinely the most miserable-ass kpop (adjacent) fandom i’ve had to interact with in like a decade of being in kpop fandom spaces lmao like who needs antis with fans like these

tweaking out bc more nwjns tea dropped and my friends who gaf are asleep on the east coast 💔

manon get behind me

i never used to understand why ppl bought books they never read but i received three books off my list for christmas that i have yet to open because i keep checking out library books

my tiktok fyp is full of people dunking on that girl with the horrible shrek take lmao deserved

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be one of those ppl that ragebait on the internet. like whats stopping me from bullying conservatives in the tiktok comments all day

honestly i think we didnt bully the pro NFT people hard enough. everyone went cuckoo bananas over jpgs for like a year only for it to all be worth nothing. too many ppl got away with shilling for that shit