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Shills and Shilling?
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Shills and Shilling?
Remember shillings?
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/shills-and-shilling
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Trivial Trinkets and Tokens
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Trivial Trinkets and Tokens
I’m at Aladdin’s Castle at the mall.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/trivial-trinkets-and-tokens
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Out with the Old, In with the New
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Out with the Old, In with the New
“I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/out-with-the-old-in-with-the-new
2 days ago
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The Alternative Would Be Painful
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The Alternative Would Be Painful
I’m in 8th grade now, finally at the top of the middle school hill.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/the-alternative-would-be-painful
3 days ago
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The Man with Two Brains
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The Man with Two Brains
In the movie The Man With Two Brains, Steve Martin’s character doesn’t literally have two brains.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/the-man-with-two-brains
4 days ago
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Andrew Smith’s Story About Superman
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Andrew Smith’s Story About Superman
I’ve been doing this for a long time, whatever this is.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/andrew-smiths-story-about-superman
5 days ago
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Money Printer Go BRRRRRRRRRRR
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Money Printer Go BRRRRRRRRRRR
In March of 2020, nonessential workers across the United States were asked to lock down for a while, and so were nearly all local businesses.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/money-printer-go-brrrrrrrrrrr
6 days ago
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Five of Me Ago
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Five of Me Ago
For the first half of my life, the US seemed invulnerable.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/five-of-me-ago
7 days ago
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Don’t Just Do Something! Sit There.
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Don’t Just Do Something! Sit There.
There are times when action is rewarded.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/dont-just-do-something-sit-there
8 days ago
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Prompt Injections
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Prompt Injections
Imagine if you could whisper into the air and cast a spell into the room you’re in.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/prompt-injections
9 days ago
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Standing Up Too Fast
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Standing Up Too Fast
Uh oh.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/standing-up-too-fast
10 days ago
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Jute and Twine
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Jute and Twine
There’s a plant called jute that grows like mad in the Bengal region of what is now India and Bangladesh.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/jute-and-twine
11 days ago
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Putting Things Into Words
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Putting Things Into Words
Much has been made of the loss of jobs at the hands of technology, especially AI.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/putting-things-into-words
12 days ago
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All the Things You’ve Ever Searched For
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All the Things You’ve Ever Searched For
Can you remember the very first time you searched for something on the web?
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/all-the-things-youve-ever-searched
13 days ago
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Third Time's the Charm
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Third Time's the Charm
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/third-times-the-charm
14 days ago
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Feeling Humorous?
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Feeling Humorous?
You might not have heard of humoralism, but I bet you’ve heard of the four humors.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/feeling-humorous
15 days ago
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Rice. Rice, Baby.
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Rice. Rice, Baby.
Rice.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/rice-rice-baby
16 days ago
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Earworms
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Earworms
You’re heading into the grocery store to do some last minute shopping.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/earworms
17 days ago
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We’re Going to Need a Bigger Butt
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We’re Going to Need a Bigger Butt
The human obsession with fertility goes way back.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/were-going-to-need-a-bigger-butt
18 days ago
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Invaluable Invulnerable
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Invaluable Invulnerable
If I said to you that your contributions have been invaluable, you’d have a sense that I thought your work was worth quite a lot.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/invaluable-invulnerable
19 days ago
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Languidge
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Languidge
If we start with the premise that language had to have a clear beginning, we’re going to have an impossible task in front of us.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/languidge
20 days ago
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The Year the Music Died
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The Year the Music Died
Rolling Stones founding member Brian Jones was found dead at the bottom of his pool in the summer of 1969.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/the-year-the-music-died
21 days ago
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Compliminsults
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Compliminsults
As far as portmanteaus go, we’ve come up with some pretty good ones so far in the 21st century.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/compliminsults
22 days ago
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"Universal Beauty"
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"Universal Beauty"
Look at that gorgeous sunset!
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/universal-beauty
23 days ago
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Spitting Around Your Hand
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Spitting Around Your Hand
Art goes back a long way for us—and for me.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/spitting-around-your-hand
24 days ago
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When Did History Begin?
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When Did History Begin?
Here’s a good question for you: when did history begin?
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/when-did-history-begin
25 days ago
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Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
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Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades
26 days ago
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Selling Sugar Water
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Selling Sugar Water
Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or do you want to come with me and change the world?
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/selling-sugar-water
27 days ago
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Fingerprinting and Fingerprinting
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Fingerprinting and Fingerprinting
Ever have your fingerprints taken?
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/fingerprinting-and-fingerprinting
28 days ago
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Timey-Wimey, Wibbly-Wobbly
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Timey-Wimey, Wibbly-Wobbly
Sci-fi centered around time travel has always been interesting to me.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/timey-wimey-wibbly-wobbly
29 days ago
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Garry Against the Machine
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Garry Against the Machine
Garry’s first time against the machine went as expected.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/garry-against-the-machine
about 1 month ago
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Whole Lotta Shakin'
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Whole Lotta Shakin'
Zoom right into the atomic level, and you’ll see some pretty weird things happening.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/whole-lotta-shakin
about 1 month ago
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Done and Done
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Done and Done
A1 is how steak is done.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/done-and-done
about 1 month ago
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We Are Tiny
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We Are Tiny
Look at you!
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/we-are-tiny
about 1 month ago
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Fear and Greed
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Fear and Greed
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/fear-and-greed
about 1 month ago
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Reverse Mortgage Uno
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Reverse Mortgage Uno
Certain jargon is out there—you hear it a bunch of times, and before you know it, you have no idea what a phrase means.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/reverse-mortgage-uno
about 1 month ago
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We Are Giants
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We Are Giants
Look at you!
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/we-are-giants
about 1 month ago
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Seeing in the Dark
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Seeing in the Dark
Watch any movie or TV show that takes place before electricity, and you’re likely to see candles everywhere.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/seeing-in-the-dark
about 1 month ago
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A Gallon of Gall
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A Gallon of Gall
Abraham Lincoln had a way with words.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/a-gallon-of-gall
about 1 month ago
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Rude Crude
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Rude Crude
My dad used to use a phrase that stuck with me: rude, crude, and socially unacceptable.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/rude-crude
about 1 month ago
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Armpit Farters
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Armpit Farters
So, this isn’t going to be about making that fart sound with your hand in your armpit.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/armpit-farters
about 1 month ago
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Touring with Turing
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Touring with Turing
In late 1942, the brilliant mathematician and pioneering computer scientist Alan Turing traveled across the pond to visit the US.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/touring-with-turing
about 1 month ago
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They Took a Liking to a Viking
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They Took a Liking to a Viking
Legend has it that a Viking named Rurik founded Russia.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/they-took-a-liking-to-a-viking
about 1 month ago
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The World Is At Your Command
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#beatles
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The World Is At Your Command
The amount of things we humans can do has exploded over the course of my lifetime.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/the-world-is-at-your-command
about 1 month ago
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The Price Wasn't Right
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The Price Wasn't Right
During the 1500s, a funny thing started happening with Europe’s money supply.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/the-price-wasnt-right
about 1 month ago
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Watch The Shot ’Til It Goes In
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Watch The Shot ’Til It Goes In
You’re shooting hoops now, playing some pickup basketball with a friend.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/watch-the-shot-til-it-goes-in
about 2 months ago
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Well, Duh! But...
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Well, Duh! But...
A funny thing tends to happen with human knowledge.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/well-duh-but
about 2 months ago
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Black Coffee
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Black Coffee
Brazil was calling my name.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/black-coffee
about 2 months ago
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Move 37
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Move 37
Something funny happened at the Four Seasons Hotel on March 10th, 2016.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/move-37
about 2 months ago
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6-7 Ate 10-4
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6-7 Ate 10-4
For perhaps the last century, linguists, historians, and other academic observers have discussed the words that define our times the best.
https://goatfury.substack.com/p/6-7-ate-10-4
about 2 months ago
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