He didn't wanna be on the ground anymore🥺

He found the biggest rock

The face when you realize tomorrow is Monday :c

ITCHY

Well, this was ALMOST a non blurry picture :/

Every photo of a ferret looks like a paranormal sighting

Bingus is who they named Lazyboy after probably

Our daily ritual includes him getting to lick the spoon while his food is in the microwave

The most ferret coded behavior of all time

Sleepy man part 2

Lil dude looks like he's overworked and needs a vacation, meanwhile he's totally spoiled and has unlimited food

[dial-up noises]

He looks seriously so comfy smooshed into that bed

Absolutely unbothered.

Ferrets. The new banana for scale.

Took the boy to petsmart yesterday and an enthusiastic employee kept calling him a girl no matter how much we said "he" It doesn't hurt anything, it's just annoying🫠

A handsome little lad

💜🎃I'm feeling it🎃💜

Me apparently, after forgetting to post to the Beans this morning

This is a ferret

Bingus used Quick Attack!

His bike ride setup always looks so cozy. Oh, to be a ferret in the side car of a bicycle.

Trying his best to blend in

A twinkle in his eye~ ... or maybe that's just some dust...

That's okay, I didn't need that shelf anyway

Asked a friend to draw this. Was not disappointed.

My rotund little model

🚨LITTLE MAN ALERT🚨

Only Tuesday and already so eepy

We are so back

Hi friends! I won't be posting again until Monday so I can be screen free over the weekend.

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Look at that perfectly chubby belly

They look so peaceful when they're not destroying things

He knows what you did.

He's just a little guy. You wouldn't hit a little guy, would you?

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

There's a ferret here somewhere...

Jovial specimen

Why is the phrase "sleep like a baby"? All the parents I've ever known talk about waking up at all hours of the night because their baby doesn't wanna sleep. It should be "sleep like a ferret"

He's auditioning for Hamlet

I was trying to come up with a caption for this when I realized his nose looks like a mushroom slice

Please look at how tiny he is compared to this bed.

👅

I think he wants to go somewhere

I wonder what they dream about💤✨️

No talk he. He in big bed fort.

Please enjoy this video of the boy frolicking

I have a video that I can't wait to share with you🥰 make sure you watch for it tomorrow!

It was nice to see all the new faces at #9MileGarden last night!