I get told in my dreams THAT SAME NIGHT if I put someone on my ancestor altar that the rest of them don’t want on there or if I spelled somebody’s name wrong. Never fails. Went back this morning and checked more records and sure enough, the wrong spelling was on the record I took the name from.

I love checking my family records and seeing someone added someone that was missing 🥹🥹 straight to the altar they gooo lol

My upstairs neighbor literally follows me room to room 😑 I can’t wait to gtf ASAP

I wrote about CNN partnering with a gambling app that lets you wager on famine in Gaza, what this shift portends in our media, the obvious moral hazards of this arrangement, and “news” as politically impotent, disempowering spectator sport

Home sick from work so I use my time to learn as usual lol

I got a mug that I put in the microwave and only the handle gets hot 😑 wtf was the point 😂

About 80% of the men that end up in my domestic violence education class to avoid jail end up there because their partner found out they were cheating 💀 yall don’t think there’s real life consequences to this shit

Whooooo is using my card as if I’m not already low on funds omg go steal from a billionaire wtf

Na my upstairs neighbor is playing screaming music for the first time in the entire year I’ve lived here and just stomping around 🤦🏽‍♀️

I recommend reading Anarchism and the Black Revolution.

No time for sleep! This job hasn’t fired us yet but best believe I have another one lined up just in case 🤣

Challenge impossible: only date black people but try to find one that doesn’t follow an abrahamic religion but is also not in spiritual psychosis 😂😭 help

My taste is severely out of my budget

This is the first time I’ve taken an actual vacation since starting this job. Now we may be losing our jobs but damn I needed this time with my family and for myself 🥹 feels great to finally rest despite the circumstances

The catcalling in New York: “oh you fine come here take my whole paycheck!” 😂😂 now they talkin more my speed

Every time someone says “beginning” all I hear is that video “in the beningin in the benin- “ 🤣

Mfs be in a competition to see who can give the least while receiving the most lmao.

Man wth just cuz we planned ahead 🙄😂 excuse me for being proactive

Had a man try to go into the door I was holding for myself so we both squeezed in through the little door frame at the same time while I gave him a dirty look cuz wtf I look like 😂 you suppose to be holding the door for me df

Ok last one 😂✌🏽💤

Not me getting called a siren 😂😭

I already done offered to bring food to 2 people, I know my family sick of me 🤣 I can’t let anyone I know go without a thanksgiving meal 🥹 every year without fail I either invite someone over or deliver food after we finish eating to people without family spending today alone

My family of alcoholics thinks weed is the devil so instead of getting violently high tonight I will be violently drunk 🤣

As soon as I walk into my dad’s, his wife hands me a beer. Every time 😂

Dear NYC PLEASE don’t tow my car, it’s the holidays 😭

Someone said if I have kids I’ll be bringing another Dominican man into the world… maybe I should stay childless 😬

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Update on our doggie: he’s doing so much better after a couple weeks on medicine 🥹 also after getting his nails cut which weren’t letting him walk well 🥺 he’s with my sister and nephew since my nephew wanted him so bad lol and that’s where he originally lived ❤️

Had to move my locs out the way for them to use the stethoscope on my upper back for my physical for work 😛😛😛😛 HANGTIMEEEEE

Met my soulmate in my dream last night and woke up pissed that he doesn’t exist 😭😂

I rewired my own brain. I went from truly believing bad things were always going to happen to me, to fully believing bad things happen for my good. Now I’m rewiring it to believe good things happen without any bad preceding them. No need to alchemize anymore 🥰

Not smoking tree has got me actually doing chores and running errands when I’m bored 😩😂 I just needed to be bored to be productive

I’m not even worried about my job despite being told we can’t see clients. I’m meant to be resting and this was the way the universe forced me to. When I start working too hard and not spending time being creative, this happens 😅

Why are movers $150/hr😭😭😭

It should be illegal to have to buy Christmas gifts in the middle of moving 😭😂. Why is moving so expensive omfg

I had an “xtra” sleepytime tea last night and I thought I was about to enter a coma

The men in the domestic violence group I teach when they found out I’m licensed to carry after I’ve presented myself as the most innocent person alive for the past 6 weeks:

I was speeding and literally slowed down because I realized how much I have to live for now. This is a new feeling for me lol I’m building an amazing life for myself 😍

After 7pm everybody in my state drive like criminals don’t matter if we in the middle lane right lane everybody ready to get df home 😂 this why we hate driving in other states

Yesterday I was driving to meet my therapy client and I took the wrong turn that led me to the complete opposite side of town, but then I realized I was driving down the street I used to drive to my old job as a restaurant hostess. 🥹full circle moment. I’m so grateful

Unfortunately I am saving a lot of money by not smoking tree

For the past 5 ish years I’ve self sabotaged my career/education out of fear of success. And part of that fear of success is my family treating me differently. Well I finally decided to stop letting that hold me back and immediately started getting those comments 😭

IT WORKED THANK YOUUU 😭😭😭

What do yall do when a bottle is too hard to open and you live alone? 😭

Mind you it wasn’t even 6am

On my birthday someone texted me “happy birthday to the mother of my future 7 children” I’ve never blocked somebody so fast in my life

ANOTHER miracle since I’ve been honoring my ancestors 🥹🥹😭😭after 5 years we got him back!!! He was stolen from us and was mistreated but he’s back safe with us 🥹😭❤️❤️

THE LAST IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBER TO GET HER CITIZENSHIP 🎉🥳🥳 my little sister !!!❤️❤️ weight lifted off our shoulders!! 🥹