she's so igglybuff her jigglypuffs make my wigglytuff

girl so bad she raised my bone, call that a necromancer

What level of dystopia is it when the platform I go to for entertainment and escapism picks up on the thing I was trying to escape from and floods my feed with it making me even sadder than I was to start with

I AM BACK AT FULL POWER AND CANNOT BE STOPPED i feel better :3 schedule time (I will try not to get wasted playing dark souls again)

I hate what social media does to my brain just had a full panic spiral after realizing my friend and I no longer followed each other and was worried I'd pissed them off and made them soft block me it was their fucking alt I'm so stupid we're chill

this weeks short is number 167 I genuinely physically flinched when I saw the exported video name we're so cooked

so uh, random question - what does it mean when part of your eye is just completely red like I've had bloodshot eyes before, but this is like someone's painted over part of it in red am I unlocking my sharingan? is this my tanjiro moment?

me sticking my dick in the monkeys paw and making a deliberately vague wish

biggest tiktok pet peeve gotta be when they show a 20 second movie clip and follow it up with a shitty ai voiced recapping of the clip they just fucking showed me like I know what happened dude I was there I don't need the fuckotron 3000 to explain it to me again

my autism domain expansion is dragging people into my modded skyrim alchemy/spell crafting notes and explaining the ancient ayleid language system to them until they cry

so uh, I think the passing out at my desk may have been a sign of one of my flare ups cause my ass has been tied to this bed all day not even a hot goth girl doing it, wtf man real sorry about no short/stream this week, im gonna go sleep for another 14 hours pls no one die

So uhhhh I mayyy have fallen asleep on top of my keyboard like 6 hours ago The short was mean to be out 10 minutes ago .....whoopsie? My bad, stream will be tomorrow teehee? Knowing my luck I probably have an L on my forehead rn

wtf is a doran

I know silksong is everyone's baby, and I'm also loving it but I feel like sometimes the game loses the balance between being difficult and just being tedious weird amount of grinding for money/shards, shitty rewards for some bosses/areas, one way shortcuts, fetch quests etc.

heresf whatp hpapened in darksouls ladt week in about 60 seconds (im fdrukn)

Fuckass stupid punishment wheel made me touch grass with proof in the middle of the god damn night so here you go if my neighbours called the police I'm blaming you people

I FUCKED UP THE SCHEDULE THE DARK SOULS PUNISHMENT WHEEL IS NOW NOT IN LIKE 5 HOURS IM SORRY twitch.tv/penumbralvt

how many five nights at freddies movies do you think it'll take before we see 3 hour "complete timeline" videos about them

I have a theory that someone's age can be determined by how many !'s they use regularly 0? teenager tryna be apathetic in lower case 1? Millennial just using for emphasis 3? Almost always boomers for some reason 19 per sentence? Vtubers and people from tumblr Gimme my phd

my chat hates me deeply so I'm feeling left out of oshi day I propose a new event - national enemy day celebrate your communities biggest haters

I don't normally tweet when I go live but pokemon explorers of sky is genuinely my favorite pokemon game of all time the mystery dungeon series as a whole is so fucking peak anyway yea im starting a playthrough for nostalgia, yippee

male authors: she breasted boobily female authors: he served cuntily (I have started watching vanitas)

schedule time! against my better judgement I'm gonna be doing the dark souls run with a punishment wheel every time I die I spin (I'm cooked) suggestions for punishments are welcome (don't kill me pls)

ok so impregnable = unable to be pregnated right? but impregnated = pregnated? so does impregnable mean you cant be pregnated or that you can be impregnated? this is very important to me

SPOOKY WEEK :0 we playing the scariest game of all, silksong act 2 also like, little nightmares and homicipher but I think skong is way scarier

Vtubing drama is so confusing to follow, people unironically quoting shit from someone's past life's third alt account like it's common knowledge anime people changing names three times in the space of one google doc need a phd in vtism just to understand half this shit

decided to try overwatch again after like, 9 months it's actually... fun? look at the shit you can do in stadium this is hilarious

omg no way a schedule from THE penumbralvt been a minute since we had one but I'm tryin to get back to regular streaming - I wouldn't bet too much on the team tism thursday terraria, that group has like a 13% success rate for streaming on time

for some reason no matter what I do, if I feature an irl person for 0.2 seconds in my vtuber video they will 100% be the thumbnail I can't choose thumbnails, youtube hates vtubers confirmed

call me a chemical plant the way I be cracking her oil

seeing all the vtubers do that vlooplay thing where they get paid to say anything made me realize I'm undervaluing myself everyone already makes me do the "here's what happened" voice line for free, I'm being scammed smh I should start selling fake news voice lines for 10 bucks

I've got gtnh on one monitor and factorio space exploration on the other throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the autistic one

not commenting on the sinder thing, but the number of people in her chat saying "we're so back" with the first time chatter label is really making me giggle brother you weren't there in the first place wdym

whoever picks the images and names on rule 34dle I love you

sometimes when I'm covering a new outfit or something one of my friends is debuting I really debate dming them to pose for the camera mid stream partly for the funny but also god damn its hard to find 30 seconds of debut footage where they dont wildly jerk around on screen lmfao

good news, I am back from holiday, short should be up tonight and it looks like nothing horrible happened bad news, I got super sick at the end of it and sound like I have a labrador up my nose I'll schedule the return stream for this sunday, hopefully should clear up by then

If you eat dayquil and NyQuil at the same do you enter twilight mode and deal double damage or do you just die

One thing I forgot to mention about vexpo is they had a whole ass helldiver on their security team Full armor and everything 10/10 best con security nobody tried shit

Another week til I get back but so far everything seems... ok? Not horrible? Nothing has exploded yet, maybe the curse is finally over - I might finally be free

Ok I just flew over Dublin Why is every single house here the exact same shade of white and built the same way It's like someone just hit ctrl c ctrl v 300 times when building

Loving silksong - definitely lives up to the hollow knight hype But having every exploration tool locked behind a currency not dropped by half the enemies makes me wanna die Benches? Rosaries. Fast travel? Rosaries. Maps? Motherfucken rosaries. I'm gonna crash out

chat bullied me into playing silksong we are not in fact yapping

LAST STREAM BEFORE I GO AWAY FOR LIKE, EVER (2 weeks) I'M DYING (I'm not) WE'RE YAPPING (that's true) www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Vn... www.twitch.tv/penumbralvt

I feel like any difficult game that has its difficulty nerfed should get an "on release" difficulty mode Like you flip a "I know this shits unbalanced but I'm a dumb bitch and want to do it anyway" toggle (It's me I'm the dumb bitch)

me scrolling past the most down horrendous photos posted by my vtuber friends clearly just intended for their fanbase (it happened again)

NOT AGAIN WITH THESE FUCKING PANTS THEY HAVE METAL ZIPPERS, AIRPORT SECURITY ALWAYS PATS ME DOWN AND THEY'RE INSIDE OUT AGAIN THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED I CAN FEEL SECURITY MANS JUDGEMENTAL STARE

Idk how many dads actually follow me but genuine question What is the obsession with doing random menial tasks? Istg my dad is never happy unless a tree no one cares about is being trimmed at all times

Ending off the convention weekend by getting drunk, eating Chinese food and watching the entirety of rwby volume 1 Even with all the alcohol, it's a hard watch

So bri apparently ate Mac and cheese (not a noodle btw) out of a dog bowl earlier cause she couldn't find cutlery Genuinely please someone get me better friends

I've finally went to an actual maid cafe, I've fully evolved as a vtuber fan Shit was cute af tho I'm not gonna lie, lotsa mint